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Where's My Elite staus: A parody

 

05-22-14 10:37 AM
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I was an elite for 10 years but now I am sad
You stripped me of my elite status and you've made me mad..
I'll mention feats of all the amazing things I've done, even though I'm lying
Give me my status back, I'm on my knees crying

FINE!. IF YOU WONT DO IT, ILL MAKE A STUPID THREAD
About the lack of logic and brains that occupy the space in my head.
What's this, the stupid globals have finally answered me.
Now I'll get my Elite status back as I rub my hands in Glee.

The globals tell me it's what happens when you get banned.
Well time to ignore them, and go ahead as planned..
OH DAVID... Why am I not an elite? I never did anything wrong
After all remember all the spammy threads that existed for far too long

It's been at least 24 hours since I summoned David, Why am I not elite
Alas I know how to fix it, Make spammy threads and then Rinse and Repeat.
What's this the users aren't bowing to me, I'm the Queen of spammy threads don't they see...
How dare they ignore the awesomeness that clearly is me. 

Oh look I'm an Elite now, For the title I do deserve
Whoever questions it, surely has a lot of nerve
For I am now an elite after much spamming and whining
It just goes to show every stupid action has a silver lining....

So now that I've finished this poem that makes no sense
I feel like doing something really dense..

Davideo7 : There's been a server error... I'm not an Elite...

And let's hope that history does not repeat...

(This was totally done in jest, Not out of spite, I find the situation amusing and thus a good topic to write about)
I was an elite for 10 years but now I am sad
You stripped me of my elite status and you've made me mad..
I'll mention feats of all the amazing things I've done, even though I'm lying
Give me my status back, I'm on my knees crying

FINE!. IF YOU WONT DO IT, ILL MAKE A STUPID THREAD
About the lack of logic and brains that occupy the space in my head.
What's this, the stupid globals have finally answered me.
Now I'll get my Elite status back as I rub my hands in Glee.

The globals tell me it's what happens when you get banned.
Well time to ignore them, and go ahead as planned..
OH DAVID... Why am I not an elite? I never did anything wrong
After all remember all the spammy threads that existed for far too long

It's been at least 24 hours since I summoned David, Why am I not elite
Alas I know how to fix it, Make spammy threads and then Rinse and Repeat.
What's this the users aren't bowing to me, I'm the Queen of spammy threads don't they see...
How dare they ignore the awesomeness that clearly is me. 

Oh look I'm an Elite now, For the title I do deserve
Whoever questions it, surely has a lot of nerve
For I am now an elite after much spamming and whining
It just goes to show every stupid action has a silver lining....

So now that I've finished this poem that makes no sense
I feel like doing something really dense..

Davideo7 : There's been a server error... I'm not an Elite...

And let's hope that history does not repeat...

(This was totally done in jest, Not out of spite, I find the situation amusing and thus a good topic to write about)
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Probably going to nominate this for best post on the next yearly Vizzed awards.
Probably going to nominate this for best post on the next yearly Vizzed awards.
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Did you check between the sofa cushions? It seems anything you lose can be found there.
Did you check between the sofa cushions? It seems anything you lose can be found there.
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Lost for words....but, this is all I can say....

Lost for words....but, this is all I can say....

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Okay, this definitely made me laugh. Something that had to be said but it was done in a humorous way. Hahaha.
Okay, this definitely made me laugh. Something that had to be said but it was done in a humorous way. Hahaha.
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This touched me... Very much. 


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This touched me... Very much. 


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(edited by imamonster on 05-22-14 02:24 PM)     Post Rating: 2   Liked By: Eniitan, juuldude,

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Way to put a humorous spin on the situation, you definitely had some bloody good rhymes in your poem and it rolled of the tongue quite nicely. It also pretty much sums up the situation a nutshell as well. Nice job on this masterpiece muffin. I chortled quite a bit at reading this...XD

Probably going to have to agree with rcarter on this...this is a great candidate for best post on the yearly vizzed awards...again, I like the way you made it light and humorous. 
Way to put a humorous spin on the situation, you definitely had some bloody good rhymes in your poem and it rolled of the tongue quite nicely. It also pretty much sums up the situation a nutshell as well. Nice job on this masterpiece muffin. I chortled quite a bit at reading this...XD

Probably going to have to agree with rcarter on this...this is a great candidate for best post on the yearly vizzed awards...again, I like the way you made it light and humorous. 
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(edited by Razor-987 on 05-22-14 02:28 PM)     Post Rating: 2   Liked By: RavusRat, SunflowerGaming,

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I'm sorry....I felt to give this thread another great meme.

imamonster : I love your meme lol....



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I'm sorry....I felt to give this thread another great meme.

imamonster : I love your meme lol....



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Say whaaaaaat?
Say whaaaaaat?
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(edited by EideticMemory on 05-22-14 02:52 PM)    

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sonicmcmuffin : AHAHA! good post man i loved it
sonicmcmuffin : AHAHA! good post man i loved it
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I loved this parody. Another Totts Barathemos parody thread to add to the funniness party.
But where is Where's My Elite Status: The Sequel?
*Spams and complains about it*
And now the meme.

I loved this parody. Another Totts Barathemos parody thread to add to the funniness party.
But where is Where's My Elite Status: The Sequel?
*Spams and complains about it*
And now the meme.

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I give this 5,000 stars out of 5.
I give this 5,000 stars out of 5.
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Hilarious! The funniest thing about this is how true it is.
There is something that I find a bit odd, though. That is, it's fairly obvious that Totts is one of the users who disliked the post, but who was the other user to dislike to the post?
Hilarious! The funniest thing about this is how true it is.
There is something that I find a bit odd, though. That is, it's fairly obvious that Totts is one of the users who disliked the post, but who was the other user to dislike to the post?
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Haha beautiful Muffin, just, beautiful... :')

And now, a relevant piece of art.

Haha beautiful Muffin, just, beautiful... :')

And now, a relevant piece of art.

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A user of this :

Omg user.....seeing that, made me to laugh so much! I'm laughing, and crying out of laughter at the same time! ^-^
A user of this :

Omg user.....seeing that, made me to laugh so much! I'm laughing, and crying out of laughter at the same time! ^-^
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(edited by Eniitan on 05-22-14 05:07 PM)    

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I really hate how the elite status has degenerated.

NEXT TIME ON DAVID PROMOTES EVERYBODY.

I really hate how the elite status has degenerated.

NEXT TIME ON DAVID PROMOTES EVERYBODY.

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What to say...
I deserve a stupid elite status!!!
I spam enough
What to say...
I deserve a stupid elite status!!!
I spam enough
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I've done worse.  Hell,  I should be global :0
I've done worse.  Hell,  I should be global :0
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Speaking of which, I'm missing a solid line above my username and a position that reads Local Moderator. That has to be fixed as well.

Dem errors.
Speaking of which, I'm missing a solid line above my username and a position that reads Local Moderator. That has to be fixed as well.

Dem errors.
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My username isn't brown anymore.

I demand retribution.
My username isn't brown anymore.

I demand retribution.
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