You clicked this thread. That's nice. You might even be reading this text now, resulting into more curiosity for the rest. You wait until something interesting comes by, am i right? Well, my friend, i can assure you something interesting will come and pass by. And while waiting, you're allowed to stop here and do one thing before reading more. It can be anything: Making coffee, reading a bit of a book... Or just breathing. If you're done, go to the next part.

Now you can continue reading. You're still curious: What is that something interesting i talk about? I can keep you waiting all day. But then you would skip this text, right? Well, my friend, i won't allow cheating. So please, do not skip this part. Do not skip the entire text.


Don't look below.


7 years of bad luck, you skipped that text. Enjoy your bad luck, it'll last 7 years. And if you return to the text, you read something you already were reading before. A deja vu will appear then. I don't think you'd like a deja vu, i know all about it. *ahem* You're still waiting for something interesting, right? Well, i made a lock on it. And i can trust it a lot, i use it all the time. In fact, while you were reading this, i locked that something interesting away. Because it's something interesting, am i right? And something interesting must stay like that. It cannot be revealed. Below is the thing that is something interesting.

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You looked, am i right? You saw the lock before reading all this, making the explanation useless. I was just testing you, my friend. I was just testing you.

If you're inviting me to make coffee then I'll gladly do so, but perhaps at an earlier time. I haven't even went to bed yet.

This thread reminded me of some half-witted evil "mastermind" attempting to play mind games in a parody mystery movie, and in no way do I mean that in a mean way. Quite humorous, actually.

My response to this thread in a nutshell:

I saw this thread before and didn't bother to click it for a reason. I just needed somewhere else to post so this will count my tenth post for the day. I read what you had to say and found some parts funny.

MarioLucarioFan64 : Well...that was interesting...how you totally made a post that absolutely says nothing. But somehow it made me chuckle. Very creative!

And the reward for most useless and lengthy thread goes to...

real original 

Hi!  You have viewed this Heart, so now any curses and Locks that have been set upon the people that viewed this thread are broken. Anyone who reads this post will be exempt from that endless déjà vu and be free of that bad luck for 7 years, for I too, have placed Something Interesting in the Boxes below.

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This is not a test! I repeat, this is not a test!

Good luck, everyone.

Sanspai : I promise you this is not the worse. No awards today.

Yuna1000 : In real life, i literally yelled while laughing: "Get out!" Dunno why.

Sanspai :  

...Eirinn?

I BET I WON'T CLICK ON IT.... *clicks on it. Okay I am so not reading this... okay wait, yes, I am curious, yes I am still reading. Ok so not reading this... Hmm, interesting, go on... darn it I read this whole thing lol

And you probably checked what was written there, right? Haha, i won't tell yet. First, you must agree with the ten following rules:

1. You're reading this rule
2. You realize this is useless
4. You didn't realize i skipped three
5. You're checking it now
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading this even thought it's useless
9. You didn't realize i skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You're enjoying this
12. You didn't realize i said "ten rules", not twelve

Second, you read this, but there is no "second,". There is just this text, of which you're probably reading now. And if you skip to the spoiler, it's another 7 years of bad luck. Anyway, as you continue reading, you might sigh or not, depends on how bored you are now. That's okay, as i got a game for you. It's called 'tag'. It's a famous game where you tag someone. You're probably thinking: How can we play tag? We don't, this is the internet. You fell for it because of those 7 years of bad luck, eh? Okay, you may look at the spoiler now. I'll take those 7 years of bad luck then...



You checked, right? And what did it say what the spoiler was? Actually, it doesn't matter.

Well, you got me.

I tried my best to stay away from this thread when I first saw it put up, but fatigue has lowered my guard enough for my restraint to break lol.

Congrats

MarioLucarioFan64 : Darn it; I clicked it AGAIN! Forgot what this was about lol

Eirinn :  

This is a request where i will let you choose whether this thread must close or not. Drink from the silver bowl with the blue gems to show the hidden message in this thread and closing it, or drink from the silver bowl with the red gems to keep the thread open for any tourists to reply.

Your choice.

Thats a 10/10 for clickbaiting technique my friend, and i hope i didn't get 7 years of bad luck cause i may or may not skipped some part lol. I'll pass the badluck to the user below me...

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And I refuse to answer, because I refuse to click a thread that says I will, so... lol I nominate [insert TOF staff member] in my place to this.



This thread confuses me too. .__.

This makes my brain hurt.....either that or I'm just tired.

Well my life is already a plethora of bad luck so I'm used to it. Ha!