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07-22-16 01:58 PM
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You know you've been playing too much Pokemon Go when...

...you assume everyone who is outside is also playing Pokemon Go
...you refuse to walk anywhere without Pokemon Go (wasted steps should go toward egg hatching)
...being outside suddenly seems meaningless when the servers go down
...you start believing that the Pokemon, Pokestops and Gyms actually exist in the real world
...you stare at the game doing nothing hoping that a rare Pokemon shows up (and there's no lures around)
...the cops escort you out of the park

Those were a few that I came up with.
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You know you've been playing too much Pokémon Go when...

-Breaking and Entering seems like a legitimate task to catch that super rare Pokémon that just appeared.
-You feel the need to catch a Pidgey while your wife is giving birth ( yea, that's based off the one photo online lol ).
-Your entire exercise regimen is centered around playing Pokémon Go.
-Your phone has been used more for Pokémon than actual Nintendo consoles or hand-helds and / or emulators.

I'll try to come up with a few more while others come up with some. I don't feel these are all that good, and I want to do better
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Mynamescox44 : "Your entire exercise regimen is centered around playing Pokémon Go."

That's a good one. I was trying to come up with one that involved exercising. Glad someone did.
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You know you've played too much Pokémon Go when you've dropped 15 pounds and you're starting to tan.

You know you've played too much Pokémon Go when you've googled all the locations of gyms within 100 miles of you just in case you go to the towns.
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Great thread idea!

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you begin thinking animal fights are normal and pit your dog against your neighbor's cat.

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you steal other peoples' phones just to be able to catch the same Pokémon multiple times.

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you get run over by a car, then a truck a week later, then another car.

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when your mom takes back her phone by force.

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you become a perfectionist because you want to be "the very best, the best that ever was".

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you start buying and eating lots of candy in real life, hoping it will power you up and evolve you into a new form.

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you hold your family hostage so that they'll play Pokémon GO with you...then you find out they're playing it already.

You know you've played too much Pokémon GO when you know you've played too much Pokémon GO.
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You know you've been playing Pokémon Go too much when the people coming home from the gym are jealous of your thighs.
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You know you play Pokemon Go too much when you...

Fall into a pond.

Get shot at.

Walk off a cliff.

Refuse to look where you are going.

Go berserk when the servers are down.

Try to sell your parents on getting you a new phone and Pokemon Go would count as your fitness plan.

Lose your job over playing it.
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You know you've been playing Pokémon Go too much when you take your family to Hawaii just so you can try to find a surfing Pikachu.
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You know you've been plahying Pokemon Go too much when you - 

Start trying to catch real animals instead of Pokemon

Walk over 10 miles just to get all the Pokestops within you City/Town every day because you run out of Pokeballs easily

Start referring to actual places as pokestops in a conversation

Catch over 30 Pokemon per day

Have to carry around a 10 pound battery just to make your phone last

Shut out the world and your new/only friends are your pokemon
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You take a train to Rockefeller center and lurk for 4 hours. (That's what I'm doing right now)

Fyredove : I'm already at 200 Pokemon today.
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... when your parents get angry at you for always going outside.
... when your dog is exhausted after his 7th walk of the day.
... when going to church suddenly seems exciting (there are quite a few Pokestops there in my neighborhood)
... when you start to realize that international borders are a hassle (2 Canadians got in trouble for "illegally" crossing into Montana)
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You know you've been playing Pokémon Go too much when you
*go to Vegas with a briefcase screaming " I GOT 9,999 COINS. WHERE'S PORYGON"
* go around your neighborhood at 3am to catch a Zubat who has higher cp than your 38 others.
* now scream at all willows for being completely useless 
* start going over to friends houses and collecting small armies just to take down enemy gyms.
* go about 2 miles an hour while driving (gotta get them eggs hatched)
*  start pacing around your room weirdly thinking you'll get your eggs hatched faster
*  start naming all of your eevee's after the anime characters.
*  spam the Lucky Eggs and evolving all of your Pidgeys Caterpies and Weedles trying to level up.
* start noticing that every gym in your area isn't your team's
* yell at whoever's driving to stop so you can challenge a gym.
* grab your neighbor's cat thinking its Meowth
*  Try to use the previously mentioned Meowth's Pickup to get free Pokeballs
* actually dress up like a trainer when walking around
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You know if you played a little too much of Pokemon Go if you decided to built a statue of Pikachu to honor Pokemon Go.
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You know you've been playing too much Pokemon Go when you consider naming your children after Pokemon names. 
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You know you've been playing Pokemon Go when you drifted away from family, got divorce and lost your job. (Not trying to be a downer)
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when you think that the change in the weather might make the pokemon that appear around you change also...

when you go out some place just to see what new pokemon might be at that place...

when you cuss under your breath at how there isn't a wifi signal to hook up to so you can play pokemon GO...

when it starts to appear in your dreams like your stillz awake playing it...

catch a rare pokemon in said dream then wake up and have your hopes crushed...

you start to hang out around animals in hopes that pokemon versions of them show up like cats and dogs for Meowth and Growlithe...
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You know you've been playing too much Pokemon Go when you spend almost half of the day in the park trying to catch a dozen pokemon and using all your data.
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You know you play too much Pokemon GO when your lie for being gone all day is cheating / murder / doing drugs, because telling the truth would get you in more trouble lol.

I stole that idea from a video I saw on Facebook. It was hilarious, as a guy was telling his girlfriend all this horrible stuff to try and hide the fact he was actually playing PG. lmao XD
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You know you've been playing too much Pokemon GO when....:

-Your girlfriend is ready for a night of fun, and instead of being a typical human male, you are more concerned with catching a Cloyster.

-Instead of doing your homework on the Smithsonian Institute, you decide to walk to the Smithsonian to use its pokestop.

-you ditch class to help your buddies take over a level 9 gym, and then spend the next two hours defending it from Team Valor.
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I don't play pokemon go but I like listening to that one pokemon go song ironically

But anyways, I'll give this a shot.

You know you've been playing too much Pokemon GO when...

-You try flicking your laptop screen to throw a pokeball
-You pass out on the side of the road from dehydration and aren't found for 9 hours
-Your grand dad thinks that you're on a lifelong quest to find a good signal

..I'm lame, aren't I?
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