Here it is, ladies & gentlemen! It's The Incredibly Bad Joke Thread! I'll start by telling the first bad joke. Your answer should be posted with spoiler tags. 


What do you call a fish with no eyes? 

 

What do you get when you put root beer in a square cup?



This is a math joke, for those that don't quite get it yet.

Do you know that happens when you throw a red rock into the blue sea?

What do you call a member on vizzed with sprinkles?  

mohammedroxx3 :   Dissapointing.
What do you call a drunk monkey?

Barathemos : It is an incredibly bad joke thread after all....



Why did Miss Issippi want to wear Ms Ouri's New Jersey?

Why are unfunny jokes so funny?

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

sloanstar1000 : That's probably the worst joke I've ever seen....and I laughed a lot.....


What's brown and sticky?

Sticks can be gray too  

What is what is hard and sounds like a cherry?

Wow. Just wow. All of these jokes exceed my expectations of being bad. 


What is a witch's favorite food?

Surgiac : Oh I have loads of horrible jokes,

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?



How do you know it's a pirate movie?



Why did the coffee taste like mud?



How did they find the run away dalmation?

Alright, just imagine a "Ba-Dum-Tsh" after all of theses, alright?

What did one cow say to another?


Why did the turkey crossed the road?


What do you call a guy with no left arm or leg?


Not sure if those count as bad jokes, but they actually make me groan a bit after reading them.

I may actually use some of these jokes. 


What do you call an alligator in a vest? 

What do you call an Alligator covered in chocolate (you probably already guessed it...)

why did the elephant cross the road?

How old is the world?

I have 3 jokes I wish to share.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?


Can a match box?


Waiter! Waiter! there's a shoe in my soup!


I know how rubbish they are but hey, this is a bad joke thread, they're supposed to be rubbish! Hope you liked them anyway!

Why did the sheep get grounded?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

tgags123 : That was definitely the one I laughed at the most. lololol!!!!!

Hmm, I should share a few.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?


What's stucco?


A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!

But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso popped out!

The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms popped out!

The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.

By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs popped out.

The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.

The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."

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