This is a thread for jokes, knock knock, stories, and various others.

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"If you mix ramen noodles and Taco Bell hot sauce together, it tastes exactly like poverty. Damn poverty is tasty"

I don't think these are mainly jokes, BUT I'll try it.

Q :  What do you get when you smash a Keyboard?
A: Alphabet Soup! 

Q :  How Many Game boy's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:   None! Who needs the Game Boy when you have the Game Boy Adavnce?

Are you guys purposely summoning Q?  
These jokes are really bad, but here I go.

Q; Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them.

Q; How do you make fruit punch?

A: Give it boxing lessons.

Those weren't good, but that's all I got.

WARNING: IF YOU GET NAUTIOUS AT THE SIGHT OF CHEESY JOKES, OR BAD PUNS, TURN BACK NOW!


Q. What did the fast hamburger say to the slow hamburger?
A. Katchup! 

Q : What did the constipated hamburger say?
A: Must Turd! (mustard XD)

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! 

Q : why do people keep summoning Q?

A: because they don't have the intelligence to use a hyphen.

Ball dum tsh (I know I summoned Q. Das da joke)

Q : What did Zelda say when Link couldn't open the door?
A: Triforce.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *hears crickets* Fine.

In response to that last post,

What did Link say to Ganon while saving Zelda?
LEEVER ALONE!

Why was Link so good at basketball?
He used his hookshot.

I like the jokes so far, are blonde jokes allowed? Cuz I got them. I'll post just a couple to start off. These are not copied off the internet, for those wondering.

-Boating experience-
Ok, so a blonde, an brunette, and a redhead are out boating. But, their boat sinks about 20 miles out to sea. Once the brunette gets tired of treading water, she decides to try for shore. She makes it about 5 miles, and then drowns. The redhead, not knowing the fate of the brunette, also decides to try for shore. She made it 10 miles, and then drowns. Finally, the blonde decides to try for shore. She makes it 19 miles, and could see the shore, but then got tired and swam back.

-Painting-
So, one summer day a blonde decides to prove to her husband that blondes aren't dumb, so she decides to paint the house while he's at work. When her husband arrives home from work, he finds his wife lying on the floor wearing 2 coats in a pool of sweat. When he asks her what happened, she tells him about how she wanted to prove that blondes aren't dumb. When he asks again about why she's wearing 2 coats, she responds "The paint can said 'for best results, put on 2 coats'!"

As I said before, I didn't copy/paste these. I heard a similar version before, but these are my own words.

ive got some yo mamma jokes:

yo mamma is so fat, when she farts angels die.
yo mamma is so fat, when she walked across New York, the empire state building collapsed.
yo mamma is so fat, she was the star of the movie "The Blob".
yo mamma is so fat, she has type 57 diabeties.
yo mamma is so fat, she cant make it into heaven because she is too heavy to get lifted up there.

thats all i have right now. ps: your mom isnt really fat im just making jokes
these arent stolen jokes, i made them myself.