So this will be my 5,000 post... It only took over 6 years lol. 

I've done a lot of silly things such as dressing up as a kinky transvestite, and boring things such as eating bangers and mash... but at least I didn't injure my coccyx.

I don't really know what to say honestly, because well.. It's just a small posting achievement that many other users have made and most have done it a lot quicker as well. However it's something that I guess is kinda cool... Even if it's something I've casually been working for...

So here's to another 6 years before I reach 10,000 posts and maybe just maybe... I might be a moderator then.... weirder things have happened

I would summon people but y'know me... it's boring to summon people who then feel compelled to reply... Though with the TDV coming up I'm sure they'll be plenty of "well done" posts anyways :p (not that I expect many people to verge from that lyrical path)

But regardless. I'm happy I've met some amazing people here.. And some not so amazing people... Variety is the spice of life... and let's just say that too much of one thing is boring and lame...

Take care and party on... Or y'know just sit there after reading this and being like "meh" because Internet. 

I've returned from the dead to say congratualion for reaching a meaningless number <3

Oh and I totally know I fall under the not so amazing category.

Congrats muff I knew you would get there but slowly I wonder whos next now? Anyways is it possible I see you getting 10000? Maybe but not so quickly/ you'll reach it but at the slowest pace possible I am sure and all. XD

Congratulations, Muffin! And I am so proud of you for using coccyx correctly.

Who knows, maybe in 12 years you'll hit 10,000 posts?

Great job! Rock on, Muffin man!

I've always wanted to say that.

lol, I guess taking longer to reach a smaller accomplishment would make reaching it all more special so good. If you ask me, it will probably take you more than 6 years to hit 10K. :p

That's a ton of posts, and dedication to the site! Congratulations  
Like others stated, you may hit 12k in roughly 12 years haha - you can do it!

It seems like lately, everyone's been reaching the 5k mark. Last month (+ April Fools Day) alone, supernerd117, Vanelan, and now you have reached the 5k mark. How does it feel to now be a part of this exclusive club?

Hopefully this not-so-generic thread will get some not-so-generic replies

Many users have hit big achievements lately. I've noticed there are many weeks throughout the year where multiple users hit the achievements that mean a lot to them, at the same time.

Congrats on 5K posts! Even if it took a very long time, you still made it this far! I believe that you can someday reach 10K posts, which is a milestone that not-so-many users have hit so far.

Congratulations on your five thousand posts. Though it's better late than never, eh?

You've done a lot of silly things explained with big... big words... But, uh, congratulations... I think?

Don't feel bad, though, as I've been registered for three and a half years now, and I haven't even reached half of one thousand posts, yet. Just know you are not the latest to achieve such a milestone... With my luck, Vizzed will close down before I reach five thousand posts... (I hope I don't jinx anything...)

And yeah, who knows? Moderator spots will most likely have been reopened a couple of times within the next few years or so. I don't expect to get a spot, though you probably might possibly definitely get the spot.... Good luck with it!

Tour De Vizzed is the excellent time to post, right? Though it would be great to have a spot on a temporary leaderboard, I really don't mind not earning a spot... I'm just here to congratulate you on a post-series well done!

Great people, good people, bad people, or even evil people, whatever the case may be, everybody helps the world evolve one step at a time! Even Vizzed is affected by such individuals.

So, again, congratulations on the five thousand posts, and good luck with the next five thousand!

The Only Limits To What You Can Do Are The Ones You Set For Yourself 

Generic congratulations post followed by encouragement towards the next 5000.

Good job it's nice that you got 5000 posts, I plan to get that much when I don't know I'm 27.......or 30. Mostly because I don't post that much at all, but still congrats