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How To Crash A Funeral: Pro Style

 

02-06-16 01:01 PM
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Have you ever wanted to crash a funeral? It's easy, right?

But crashing into any old funeral isn't worth all the hassle, if you really want to crash the party, the right thing to do is crash your own funeral.

That's exactly what a woman did, she watched her own funeral from her car, and then stepped out to surprise her husband.

Sounds like a happy story, right? Well, it would have been if it wasn't the husband who paid to have her killed in the first place.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/woman-walks-into-own-funeral-to-surprise-of-husband-who-had-paid-to-have-her-killed/ar-BBpaQJa?ocid=ansmsnnews11
Have you ever wanted to crash a funeral? It's easy, right?

But crashing into any old funeral isn't worth all the hassle, if you really want to crash the party, the right thing to do is crash your own funeral.

That's exactly what a woman did, she watched her own funeral from her car, and then stepped out to surprise her husband.

Sounds like a happy story, right? Well, it would have been if it wasn't the husband who paid to have her killed in the first place.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/woman-walks-into-own-funeral-to-surprise-of-husband-who-had-paid-to-have-her-killed/ar-BBpaQJa?ocid=ansmsnnews11
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This is a perfect example of when bad people can sometimes do good things. This was a very interesting read. Thanks for sharing it with us!
This is a perfect example of when bad people can sometimes do good things. This was a very interesting read. Thanks for sharing it with us!
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LunarDarkness2 : I don't think the bad person ever did anything good, heck, he went to prison, which wouldn't have happened if he did something good.
LunarDarkness2 : I don't think the bad person ever did anything good, heck, he went to prison, which wouldn't have happened if he did something good.
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zanderlex :

I meant the people that were hired to kill this woman. They let her go instead of killing her and even gave her some receipts for money. Even though they still may have bad intentions it shows that they can do good things sometimes.
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I meant the people that were hired to kill this woman. They let her go instead of killing her and even gave her some receipts for money. Even though they still may have bad intentions it shows that they can do good things sometimes.
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Know what? Fine, I'm not even gonna question the universe this time... you had one job husband, ONE JOB.
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Know what? Fine, I'm not even gonna question the universe this time... you had one job husband, ONE JOB.
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Amiably Otaku : Technically he had two jobs. One job was to be the husband to his wife, but the other job was to kill his wife.
Amiably Otaku : Technically he had two jobs. One job was to be the husband to his wife, but the other job was to kill his wife.
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Sometimes I imagine the following scenario: Photobombing a funeral...from inside the casket.  Someone dresses up as the dead body and takes their place.  Once someone realizes something's up, they pop out of the casket, shocking people surrounding the casket.
Sometimes I imagine the following scenario: Photobombing a funeral...from inside the casket.  Someone dresses up as the dead body and takes their place.  Once someone realizes something's up, they pop out of the casket, shocking people surrounding the casket.
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supernerd117 : That would be funny, but at the same time that would also be really mean and sad, especially if the family members are actually sad about the death.
supernerd117 : That would be funny, but at the same time that would also be really mean and sad, especially if the family members are actually sad about the death.
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MrBeingcool1 : Man, that's a really weird way to crash a funeral.
MrBeingcool1 : Man, that's a really weird way to crash a funeral.
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MrBeingcool1 : You know you could have made a thread for that, or posted it in a thread that could be about that instead of this.

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MrBeingcool1 : You know you could have made a thread for that, or posted it in a thread that could be about that instead of this.

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zanderlex : Somehow, i have too many negative Viz for that...
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