It's been 3 days years since I signed up on Vizzed! I made a thread for 1000 days I think...? And ever since then I've checked every day until I got to 1095 days (3 years) so I can make a thread and get some free thread points. But I stopped checking on the 1094th day and totally forgot. Well, I'm late, but who cares. Happy anniversary to me!

I have married at least 6 different people; I have also married yoshirulez! twice because we both forgot the first time, and GameBoy1023 three times because we thought two wasn't enough

Made many great friends not worth marrying (haha losers)

Gotten banned twice and IP-banned once

Made 4 bajillion layouts

Formed a company

Became member, became trusted, fell to 0.1 trust points for almost an entire year, finally became untrusted, became trusted again, became mod, and became a role model to 90% of Vizzed users

Burned people with awesome burns...

Gained a googolplexian Viz...?

Sailed the 7 sea... Yeah, whatever. I ran out of things to say.

a gazillion lamers:

imamonster : Monsi
Mega Mewtwo X : MLG Pro
Enzo Matrix : Best friend
mohammedroxx3 : Ham
zanderlex : Cool hair guy
yoshirulez! : Yushee
thing1 : Body that hit the floor
Boxia : Chocolate cake!
supernerd117 : Nerd
mourinhosgum : st00pid 20xx player who doesnt even wavedash lolololol
GameBoy1023 : Gambiy
SUX2BU : Ginger
and some other friends that won't post here (same with like half the people I summoned) so I don't bother summoning them. OK, I'll summon one more.
JigSaw : my dad

Well done Faded. 3 years is a long time. hope you stay for a long time.

TheFadedWarrior : Not to mention you happen to have the highest rated layouts.

zanderlex : oh. Cool. Did you just barely rate my layouts 10 before posting here?

TheFadedWarrior : pfffft. I barely use that one layout you made for me. Come to think of it, if I'm not mistaken, I'm not even using a layout.

TheFadedWarrior : Congrats, Big Banananana, or should I say, Captain Falcon! Wow, 3 years sure is a big milestone to get! Married 6 times? Kewl, I hope you had children :3. I hope you stay here for more years, Captain Falcon! :3 yay.

greenluigi : "I hope you had children"

yeah.... sure.

You're too young, bro! You can't get married yet! You've got to date about 500 single women (find them here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ ) until you find the one that's right for you!

And is JigSaw really yo daddy? Coolio.

supernerd117 : wow. I was expecting a very funny video about like a fake dating site or something. And you caught me when I was least expecting it. And yes, JigSaw is my dad and I visit this website once every year. All the other visits are him, trying to hack into the server and destroy the world. buehuehuehuebawaha. but nah, my dad's cooler than jigsaw.

TheFadedWarrior : ur a skrub who cant even shorthop

Congrats, you butthead.

In all seriousness, congrats on staying here for 3 years and being a mod for so long! You're a very fun user to have here and I hope you stay for more years and continue to be a good mod!

mourinhosgum : shorthopping is frickin hard ok

i can do it with falco and any1 else with a 4+ frame time window

but at least i can l cancel u noob

TheFadedWarrior : heh i cant l-cancel... cause i R-cancel... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. my rag canceling is sooo good it makes ganons Dair 2 times less raggier

TheFadedWarrior : *Doesn't post here*

Yeah, congratz on three years, Faded. Be sure to stick around for at least three more. :3 I remember your two-year thread too, I think. Wow, this makes me feel old. lol

*continues not to post here*

bruh.

Congratz on 3 years. I think I remember you around your first Idk, anything before 2014 is pretty much a blur... lol.

Anyhow, Hi.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR 
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! 

Dis is wat happensh wen you pray to thee lord Shrek. Shrek is love, shrek is life. SOCK MASTER RACE

Congratulations though! 3 years is a long time. If you pray to shrek, many more years will come, and of course wear socks.

Glad to see you're still around and doing well for 3 years. Something like this takes commitment, especially considering that most members don't stay active for more than a year, or even less. I hope you will continue to stay here for many years to come. You are a good member and also a good friend. You've contributed a lot to this site, and you have indeed become a role model for many. Keep being awesome and silly. Looking forward to see you reach four years and beyond man. Congrats on 3 years!

*Runs out of nowhere panting heavily*

Ack! What'd I miss?

Great job, Faded! It's lovely to see a friend reach such a great milestone upon return. I know I'm late, but hope you had a good one!

3 years? Get lost twit. 

In all seriousness congrats though and stick around longer Faded