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Have Ya Heard About The Guy Who Lost
His Left Arm And Left Leg?...
Well Its Okay, He's All RIGHT Now?
ddaaaayyuumm! That was terrible!
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Have Ya Heard About The Guy Who Lost
His Left Arm And Left Leg?...
Well Its Okay, He's All RIGHT Now?
ddaaaayyuumm! That was terrible!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?  "Where's my tractor?"

What's gray and yellow and can't climb trees?  A parking lot.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?  "Where's my tractor?"

What's gray and yellow and can't climb trees?  A parking lot.


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...Then I took an arrow to the knee!
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
...Then I took an arrow to the knee!
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the bicycle keep going? It was two-tired.
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Why do pirates make bad singers? Because they couldnt hit the high seas

Why do pirates make bad singers? Because they couldnt hit the high seas

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I'll just say the one that came to mind when I saw this thread, I might have more later.

Why were the customers crawling on the floor in the supermarket?
They were looking for low low prices!
I'll just say the one that came to mind when I saw this thread, I might have more later.

Why were the customers crawling on the floor in the supermarket?
They were looking for low low prices!

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Heres another one, What do auditioning
for an acting role and playing sports
have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.

hahaha (facepalm)
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Heres another one, What do auditioning
for an acting role and playing sports
have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.

hahaha (facepalm)

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Okay what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!!!
Boom!!!
Okay what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!!!
Boom!!!

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Guy walks into a bar and what does he say?

.......

Ouch
Guy walks into a bar and what does he say?

.......

Ouch

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Why did the hipster burned his tongue with
his coffee.....He ate it before it was cool.
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Why did the hipster burned his tongue with
his coffee.....He ate it before it was cool.

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Why did the Wide Receiver go into the Toll Booth?...

.... Wait for Dramatic Tension...

To Try and get his Quarter-Back.
Why did the Wide Receiver go into the Toll Booth?...

.... Wait for Dramatic Tension...

To Try and get his Quarter-Back.


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Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

The farming washed the horse.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

The farming washed the horse.

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How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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What kind of joke do foods like best?

Cheesy jokes!
What kind of joke do foods like best?

Cheesy jokes!

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What did the zombie said when he took a bite out of a chocolate bar? "Dead-licious."
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This joke is SO cheesy, it could feed every mouse on earth for 5 years straight.

Beat dat one
This joke is SO cheesy, it could feed every mouse on earth for 5 years straight.

Beat dat one

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Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

He woke up.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

He woke up.

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What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?


A flying Carpet
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What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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