I'm gonna tell you facts about me.

1. Alex typically doesn't speak in the third person.
2. He also doesn't care whether or not he knows how to dougie.
3. He may be able to teach you how to make a killer apple pie, but you must kill your first born son in return.
4. Alex typically doesn't ask for a person's first born son, unless it comes to apple pie.
5. He has convinced a vegetarian to eat meat.
6. He actually got kicked out of the Louvre.
7. His grandmother makes a killer apple pie, and does not ask for any children in exchange.
8. He loves being purple.
9. He drowns all of his sorrows in ice cream, usually with cookie dough in diced pieces in it.
10. He has slayed the mighty moon worm.
11. He got caught up in big fat cat's flabs, and lived to tell the tale.
12. He has choked while eating a pepperment, and saved himself.
13. He doesn't mind sniping snitches.
14. He once got locked in a jail cell by accident.
15. He threw a euro off the Eiffel Tower, and wanted to see what happened.
16. He casually enjoys watching fat people fall over in slow motion, it pleases him.
17. Alex once used a Walmart PA to say "Code 3 in Housewares" and actually had somebody caught scratching their a$$ with a spatula.
18. He has all content produced and written by Eminem, and listens to all 23 hours at least once every 2 weeks.
19. He supports the meow smiley, and has been trying to have it added to Vizzed for over a year.
20. Alex likes New York as a friend.


COMMENT.

1. Make a thread showcasing 20 facts about yourself.
2. Wait for people to comment.
3. Make your fake account comment for you.
4. ???
5. Profit.

Everything about this is weird. And I need some pics of you slaying the moon worm. >.>

haha that's great! I support the Meow Smiely too! and I need to see a video of you using the Walmart PA XD

vizwiz123 : Here you go.



I'm wearing a space suit in that picture.

epic-san : Sorry, I didn't bring a camcorder.

Ha ha ha ha. That is really funny I did not know that you were such an epic person! Well I hope that you can get back to killing space worms!

You're even more epic than I ever imagined alex. I would ask you to make an apple pie but... :3

The only rule I found amussing was #17...

BTW, howd you draw/make the epic picture?

MegaRevolution1 : Google Images is a master at making artworks, I really wanna learn how to make one of my own, but this is as close as I can get.

Number 7 made my day This list was just hilarious. Thank. But I seriously need to know what it's like under big fat cats flabs o.0

21. The forbidden onion ring has only been tasted by alex and the extremely infamous permaban member jmc and live to tell the tale without ending up like Steven Hawking.

hackerman : It smells of burnt toast and rancid wasabi. It's goopy and sirup like, you get a weird taste of orphans tears and paper. You feel warm, only because it's 120F in there. It sounds like a fiesta. You see nothing, until a light appears, there will be a pinata, who will guide you out, you aren't safe until you see the pinata. It's a mad house in there.

This thread is pure awesomeness , thanks Alex!
5.He has convinced a vegetarian to eat meat.
We are dealing with a very powerful man here people, lock up your families.

alexanyways : WOW, YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL WITH THIS THREAD.
You look at Dragonmaster's original and be "inspired" by it and then make a thread about it like people actually care.
Even if you didn't look at Dragonmaster's original, you still not original as this is an overused idea anyways.

The facts themselves are interesting though.

Didowe : 99% of idea's and images or whatever are reposts of a repost of a repost and so on.
Dm may be imaginative, but this idea has been reposted on thousands of online forums.

Didowe : You're nice.

Thank you for the kind trolling.