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Somebody tell me a way to kill mario!
I am the mighty bowser, and I just CAN'T defeat mario! Somebody help me!
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04-23-12 03:46 PM
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How to kill Mario: Set a bunch of traps with deadly koopa turtles, use bullet bills a lot with fire pits. Kidnap the princess and set a time limit for every level. If all that does not work, hire Will e Coyote and an acme rocket!
How to kill Mario: Set a bunch of traps with deadly koopa turtles, use bullet bills a lot with fire pits. Kidnap the princess and set a time limit for every level. If all that does not work, hire Will e Coyote and an acme rocket!
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In order to kill Mario, get all the Kupa's together at one time, have them line up Roman Battle formation style, and then have them stampede that darn plumber. If that does not work, then take what troops you have left over, get them to work together, and have them just try to belly flop him, causing him to become a disgusting tasting Strawberry Waffle. And make sure you have air support, for when he jumps, trying to avoid being le squished.

And that, my friend, is thee only way to kill Mario the Plumber.
In order to kill Mario, get all the Kupa's together at one time, have them line up Roman Battle formation style, and then have them stampede that darn plumber. If that does not work, then take what troops you have left over, get them to work together, and have them just try to belly flop him, causing him to become a disgusting tasting Strawberry Waffle. And make sure you have air support, for when he jumps, trying to avoid being le squished.

And that, my friend, is thee only way to kill Mario the Plumber.
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Fill every room of your castle with water and put many water enemies around... With any "?" block.
Fill every room of your castle with water and put many water enemies around... With any "?" block.
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summon all end of ends(fraxy),he's sure to die
summon all end of ends(fraxy),he's sure to die
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First, lock the doors to the castle. That will hold him for a while. Then, create an escape pod from the top of the castle, so you can access the outside world, but make sure Mario doesn't know about it. Then destroy the entire first floor, and replace it by lava. And if that still doesn't work, put some ? blocks around there, with Poison Mushrooms in them. Make sure he can't get up to the 2nd floor.
First, lock the doors to the castle. That will hold him for a while. Then, create an escape pod from the top of the castle, so you can access the outside world, but make sure Mario doesn't know about it. Then destroy the entire first floor, and replace it by lava. And if that still doesn't work, put some ? blocks around there, with Poison Mushrooms in them. Make sure he can't get up to the 2nd floor.
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BUILD.

A.

WALL.

There, done.
BUILD.

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WALL.

There, done.
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Take away all the Coins and ? Blocks, then use all the money from them to buy a nuke then blow him up.



Hooray!
Take away all the Coins and ? Blocks, then use all the money from them to buy a nuke then blow him up.



Hooray!
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Fill all the "?" blocks with the Poison Mushroom from SMB: The lost levels... He's doomed if you do that.
Fill all the "?" blocks with the Poison Mushroom from SMB: The lost levels... He's doomed if you do that.
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I feel like you should make it harder. Maybe glue that axe that he has to pick up to the ground that way he cant kill you, or maybe just stay off such a collapsible bridge. Or maybe not tell him exactly how to kill you. (I'm referencing a certain game where you said something along the lines of "princess peach isn't here, just you try to grab my tail". Yeah. Take lessons from ganondorf, hes hard to beat.
I feel like you should make it harder. Maybe glue that axe that he has to pick up to the ground that way he cant kill you, or maybe just stay off such a collapsible bridge. Or maybe not tell him exactly how to kill you. (I'm referencing a certain game where you said something along the lines of "princess peach isn't here, just you try to grab my tail". Yeah. Take lessons from ganondorf, hes hard to beat.
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First of all, congrats on being the most persistent guy I know, Bowser.

Now to kill Mario? Hmm...Well your plans tend to backfire, so stay away from bridges and/or lava, bombs, axes, ? blocks, and Fire flowers. And maybe make an 8-4 castle that's twice as long...Oh face it, you can't kill the guy. You flung him from outer space down to the solid ground on earth (Paper Mario) and he still lived! Heck, the stars even helped him. Face it, Bowser, you can't win. The universe itself has it in for you apparently. Maybe you should find a new enemy? How about that blue hedgehog over there?
First of all, congrats on being the most persistent guy I know, Bowser.

Now to kill Mario? Hmm...Well your plans tend to backfire, so stay away from bridges and/or lava, bombs, axes, ? blocks, and Fire flowers. And maybe make an 8-4 castle that's twice as long...Oh face it, you can't kill the guy. You flung him from outer space down to the solid ground on earth (Paper Mario) and he still lived! Heck, the stars even helped him. Face it, Bowser, you can't win. The universe itself has it in for you apparently. Maybe you should find a new enemy? How about that blue hedgehog over there?
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Yeah, I'm sure Robotnic would like to switch. :3
Yeah, I'm sure Robotnic would like to switch. :3
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dude oh your bowser? then in that case..just try to sit on mario im pretty sure bowser's weight could kill mario instantly.
dude oh your bowser? then in that case..just try to sit on mario im pretty sure bowser's weight could kill mario instantly.
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Here's an idea: Stop making a button that submerges the floor under you, or, better yet, use it on him! You can jump backwards, after all.
Here's an idea: Stop making a button that submerges the floor under you, or, better yet, use it on him! You can jump backwards, after all.
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Stomp on Mario. Mario is a bug to bowser. 
Stomp on Mario. Mario is a bug to bowser. 
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Lock up all the Mushrooms, (Which I hate, so I'm really Bowser Jr. Or am I?) Fire Flowers,
Leaves and Tanooki Suits in one castle, So Mario cant get to them!

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Mario Growing with a Mushroom is just allergies.
Lock up all the Mushrooms, (Which I hate, so I'm really Bowser Jr. Or am I?) Fire Flowers,
Leaves and Tanooki Suits in one castle, So Mario cant get to them!

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Mario Growing with a Mushroom is just allergies.
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Well, unless you cam use Ninjutsu like Naruto to create shadow clones, you are pretty much screwed.  Sorry, Bowser.
Well, unless you cam use Ninjutsu like Naruto to create shadow clones, you are pretty much screwed.  Sorry, Bowser.
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In the games Mario kills Bowser by picking up an axe and having Bowser plumit into the lava below. Bowser could kill Mario himself by picking up the axe while Mario is running across the bridge, problem solved.
In the games Mario kills Bowser by picking up an axe and having Bowser plumit into the lava below. Bowser could kill Mario himself by picking up the axe while Mario is running across the bridge, problem solved.
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Just hire Chuck Norris.He would help you if you have lots of money.Of course you to, how would you make castles without any money
Just hire Chuck Norris.He would help you if you have lots of money.Of course you to, how would you make castles without any money
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All you have to do is have Koopas stacked together on top of one another, and put two sets of them on opposite sides and make them walk towards each other with Mario in between them, it's like a grinder, but logically impossible to see how it works.
All you have to do is have Koopas stacked together on top of one another, and put two sets of them on opposite sides and make them walk towards each other with Mario in between them, it's like a grinder, but logically impossible to see how it works.
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Kidnap luigi and put his clothes and hat on and make mario think your luigi when mario turns around bam burn him 
Kidnap luigi and put his clothes and hat on and make mario think your luigi when mario turns around bam burn him 
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