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12-19-16 06:16 AM
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So let's assume for a moment that you've just landed a very, very long way away from home with millions upon millions of people watching. You're preparing to exit your ship and become the first in the history of man to set foot on the surface of Mars. Just making it there makes you a living legend and whatever you say next will be remembered for generations. In 1969, it was "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." What would you say?

You can be as serious or silly as you want. Here's a list of ideas I had.

"I guess the truth wasn't out here."

"First!"

"*taps phone on helmet* Can you hear me now?"

"I knew I shouldn't have made that left turn at Albuquerque..."

"RRRRRRRIIIIICCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Is this where Road Warrior was filmed?"

"Hey man, keep the boom out of the shot. Not cool."
So let's assume for a moment that you've just landed a very, very long way away from home with millions upon millions of people watching. You're preparing to exit your ship and become the first in the history of man to set foot on the surface of Mars. Just making it there makes you a living legend and whatever you say next will be remembered for generations. In 1969, it was "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." What would you say?

You can be as serious or silly as you want. Here's a list of ideas I had.

"I guess the truth wasn't out here."

"First!"

"*taps phone on helmet* Can you hear me now?"

"I knew I shouldn't have made that left turn at Albuquerque..."

"RRRRRRRIIIIICCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Is this where Road Warrior was filmed?"

"Hey man, keep the boom out of the shot. Not cool."
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"Grrrretings Martians! Do you have dank memes in your internet?"

Dank memes is life you know
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Dank memes is life you know
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Okay, first off, some of yours were just plain hilarious. I especially loved "I guess the truth wasn't out here", "First!", "I knew I shouldn't have made that left turn at Albuquerque" and "RRRRRRRIIIIICCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". xD


As for me, I'd probably quote a Bible passage in all honesty. Possible passages:
Acts 2:38 KJV
"Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."

Colossians 1:16-17 KJV
"For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: [17] And he is before all things, and by him all things consist."

Psalm 147:4 KJV
"He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names."

Because despite how I act, at heart I am quite serious and passionate about many things. But yeah I'm also really goofy and child-like, so some funnier ones I'd consider might be:

"Echo! Echo. Echo... echo......."

"Hi mom!"

"An Irishman on the red planet. How fitting."

"It looked so much cooler in the games..."

"Are you getting my good side?"

And last but not least

"Does this suit make my butt look big?"


Also if my quotes are too heavy on copy/paste, you can ignore the words.
Okay, first off, some of yours were just plain hilarious. I especially loved "I guess the truth wasn't out here", "First!", "I knew I shouldn't have made that left turn at Albuquerque" and "RRRRRRRIIIIICCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". xD


As for me, I'd probably quote a Bible passage in all honesty. Possible passages:
Acts 2:38 KJV
"Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."

Colossians 1:16-17 KJV
"For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: [17] And he is before all things, and by him all things consist."

Psalm 147:4 KJV
"He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names."

Because despite how I act, at heart I am quite serious and passionate about many things. But yeah I'm also really goofy and child-like, so some funnier ones I'd consider might be:

"Echo! Echo. Echo... echo......."

"Hi mom!"

"An Irishman on the red planet. How fitting."

"It looked so much cooler in the games..."

"Are you getting my good side?"

And last but not least

"Does this suit make my butt look big?"


Also if my quotes are too heavy on copy/paste, you can ignore the words.
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Let's build a whitehouse here along with a government. That would be what I would say if I were the first person to set foot on mars.
Let's build a whitehouse here along with a government. That would be what I would say if I were the first person to set foot on mars.
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"We didn't fake this landing you freaking idiots." Either that or "Wait, this isn't the candy bar at all!"
"We didn't fake this landing you freaking idiots." Either that or "Wait, this isn't the candy bar at all!"
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First Mars,then the rest of the galaxy.

We bring you peace and greetings from Earth.

(Yeah,right...)
First Mars,then the rest of the galaxy.

We bring you peace and greetings from Earth.

(Yeah,right...)
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"Too bad this isn't made out of cheese, like the moon."

"I just hope no aliens mind that we landed here..."
"Too bad this isn't made out of cheese, like the moon."

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"50 years ago, humans achieved what many thought was impossible. Today, we lead the mission many know is possible, and may this mission lead future space exploration."

Long, but that's what I would say as I was taking my first steps onto the martian surface.
"50 years ago, humans achieved what many thought was impossible. Today, we lead the mission many know is possible, and may this mission lead future space exploration."

Long, but that's what I would say as I was taking my first steps onto the martian surface.
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"So this is where the deep fried mars bars are made aye?"

Can't get anymore Scottish than that.
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"ok"

I'd probably say that, and then just get off the planet.
"ok"

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"I have set foot on Mars."
"I have set foot on Mars."
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This is a red planet I wonder were Marvin the Martian is. In a serious way, I would think this planet is so nice lets not destroy it with pollution or colonization. After all God created Mars just like he created Earth respect that. That is probably what I would think and say 
This is a red planet I wonder were Marvin the Martian is. In a serious way, I would think this planet is so nice lets not destroy it with pollution or colonization. After all God created Mars just like he created Earth respect that. That is probably what I would think and say 
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Here's another from me:

"Wow, the sun looks smaller here than on Earth."
Here's another from me:

"Wow, the sun looks smaller here than on Earth."
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Pokemonfan1000 : We could send Obama and his clan there,that way they cannot screw anything else up.
Pokemonfan1000 : We could send Obama and his clan there,that way they cannot screw anything else up.
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Knowing me, I would probably say some annoying crap like the scientists in Half-Life. "Greetings..." or "Please, leave me alone until after the experiment." Then there is Barney the Security Guard...lol "Hey catch me later I'll buy you a beer." Although if there is some sort of life on Mars, I doubt they would understand a damn thing I am saying. I'd probably say stupid stuff like "Where's the party? booze? babes?"
Knowing me, I would probably say some annoying crap like the scientists in Half-Life. "Greetings..." or "Please, leave me alone until after the experiment." Then there is Barney the Security Guard...lol "Hey catch me later I'll buy you a beer." Although if there is some sort of life on Mars, I doubt they would understand a damn thing I am saying. I'd probably say stupid stuff like "Where's the party? booze? babes?"
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Oh look... DIRT!!!
Oh look... DIRT!!!
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"this here planet is now mine, now to the people of earth kindly GTFO." followed by "in the face of over whelming odds im only left with one option... ima have to science the shiz out of this.."
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