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Vizzed Seventh Semi-Annual Rap Battle Tournament

 

07-01-15 05:24 PM
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CP: 17207.3
VIZ: 151130

Likes: 1  Dislikes: 0
WELCOME TO THE SEVENTH EDITION OF THE VIZZED SEMIANNUAL RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT. I'm your host, megamanmaniac, and today we have six contestants looking to rap their way to victory. Which one will prevail? Only time...and the judges, will tell. Let's start by introducing our contestants with boring, unoriginal introductions.

Our first contestant is the the biggest nerd of them all, and he's looking win it all again...

supernerd117 :

Up next is a user of this site who looks to show everyone that he has what it takes to dominate...

A user of this :

Our next contestant may be a real player, but he's not looking to play games in this tournament...

realplayer109 :

Now we have a monster who hopes to put out some monster rhymes to beat everyone else...

imamonster :

Next we have...forget it. I can't do anything special with his name. Give it up for the former champion...

sonicmcmuffin :

Finally, out final contestant is looking to link together a chain of great raps to become a champ...

Zlinqx :

So the six contestants looking to win it all have been introduced. But how will the best rapper be chosen? Well there are three judges here who will determine who deserves the title of Master Rapper. (I would like to remind judges to be 100% unbiased in determining who advances. Decisions should be based on the quality of the raps and the raps alone.)

Our first judge is a thing...but this thing will help decide who advances and who goes home...

thing1 :

Up next, we have a user hidden from the spotlight who also holds the fate of the rappers in his hands...

Hidden Phantom :

For our last judge, we have a special introduction. "I'm new . The end XP." Give it up for...

ZeroTails :

And that's it for our introductions. We can now move on to the actual rapping. So who will face off against who? After a random assignment of seeds, the 6-man tournament format is as stated below.

FIRST ROUND

4 supernerd117 3
5 imamonster 0

1 Zlinqx


2 sonicmcmuffin

3 A user of this 2
6 realplayer109 0

SEMIFINALS

4 supernerd117 0
1 Zlinqx 3

2 sonicmcmuffin 0
3 A user of this 3

FINALS
1 Zlinqx 2
3 A user of this 0


The first matchup will be between supernerd117 and imamonster.

Matchup #1
Contestants: supernerd117 vs. imamonster
Initiated by: supernerd117
Winner: supernerd117 (3-0)

Matchup #2
Contestants: A user of this vs. realplayer109
Initiated by: A user of this
Winner: A user of this (2-0)

Matchup #3
Contestants: Zlinqx vs. supernerd117
Initiated By: Zlinqx
Winner: Zlinqx (3-0)

Matchup #4
Contestants: sonicmcmuffin vs. A user of this
Initiated by: sonicmcmuffin
Winner: A user of this (3-0)

Final Matchup
Contestants: A user of this vs. Zlinqx
Initiated by: A user of this
Champion: Zlinqx (2-0)

Before we begin, let's have a quick reminder of the rules and Viz prizes.

1) JUDGING

a) All judges must be active. I will summon the judges after every matchup to decide the winner. They competitor who has the majority of the votes wins and advances to the next round. The loser gets the prize available for the losers that round.

b) Judges can only post after I summon them to determine the winner of a matchup.

c) The judges will receive 2500 Viz at the conclusion of the tournament.


2) CONTESTANTS

a) If a contestant wins, then they advance to the next round. If they lose, they get the Viz rewarded for that round to losers and are no longer allowed to post until the end of the tournament.

b) Only the two competitors in the matchup can post to post their rap. No one is allowed to interrupt their raps until after the matchup is over. Any contestant who breaks this rule three times will be disqualified from the tournament and will only receive the Viz from the last round (for example if they advanced to the semifinals and broke this rule 3 times, they’d receive the amount of Viz that the losers of the first round received). If they break this rule in the first round than they will receive the same amount of Viz the rest of the losers of the first round receive.

c) No hardcore flaming or curse words are allowed (I’ll allow certain words such as hell and ass but not f**k). Any contestant who breaks this rule will be eliminated and will receive the Viz from the last round (refer to the example in 3b). If they break this rule in the first round than they will receive half the amount of Viz the rest of the losers of the first round receive (so 2500 viz).

d) A contestant has 24 hours to post their rap. If they fail to do so I will send a PM reminding them to do so. If they fail to post their rap 24 hours after I sent the PM they will be disqualified from the tournament and will not be allowed to post in the thread until the tournament is over. They will also only receive the Viz prize that the losers from the first round received. Refer to what I posted in the beginning of the post.

3) TIME LIMITS AND PENALTIES

I touched upon it in the previous examples, but I'll go more in depth with time limits and penalties.

a) If you do not post your rap within 72 hours of the other competitor’s rap, you will lose your opportunity and your opponent will be permitted to post another rap (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post). This only applies if you are the second person to post your first rap or the first to post your second rap.

b) If you are the first person to post your first rap, you have 72 hours after the round starts to post your rap, or else you will lose your opportunity and your opponent will be given 72 hours to post his or her first rap (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post).

c) If you are the second person to post your second rap, you will be given 72 hours to post the final rap. Failure to do so will result in the round ending and the judges being summoned to choose a winner (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post).

d) Judges must be active as well. Once the round is over, the judges will be given 48 hours to vote for who they feel should advance. If a judge fails to vote within the time limit, it will disqualify them from earning the Viz designated for them at the end of the tournament and they may be replaced by another member who wishes to be a judge (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post).

e) I will send a PM to any contestant or judge who have less than 24 hours left to make their post a reminder to do so by a specified time.

Note: As a result of the disaster that happened last tournament, I will be a lot more strict with the time limits. If you fail to submit your rap on time, there will be NO EXCEPTIONS OR SECOND CHANCES. Your turn will be skipped and your opponent will be able to post their rap. However, to make up for this, I have extended the time limit to 72 hours.

4) Viz PRIZES

Elimination in Prelims (if necessary): 2500 viz

Eliminated In First Round: 5000 Viz rewarded

Eliminated in Semifinals: 10000 Viz rewarded

Runner Up: 25000 Viz rewarded

Champion: 50000 Viz rewarded

Without further ado, let the rap battles...BEGIN!!!!
WELCOME TO THE SEVENTH EDITION OF THE VIZZED SEMIANNUAL RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT. I'm your host, megamanmaniac, and today we have six contestants looking to rap their way to victory. Which one will prevail? Only time...and the judges, will tell. Let's start by introducing our contestants with boring, unoriginal introductions.

Our first contestant is the the biggest nerd of them all, and he's looking win it all again...

supernerd117 :

Up next is a user of this site who looks to show everyone that he has what it takes to dominate...

A user of this :

Our next contestant may be a real player, but he's not looking to play games in this tournament...

realplayer109 :

Now we have a monster who hopes to put out some monster rhymes to beat everyone else...

imamonster :

Next we have...forget it. I can't do anything special with his name. Give it up for the former champion...

sonicmcmuffin :

Finally, out final contestant is looking to link together a chain of great raps to become a champ...

Zlinqx :

So the six contestants looking to win it all have been introduced. But how will the best rapper be chosen? Well there are three judges here who will determine who deserves the title of Master Rapper. (I would like to remind judges to be 100% unbiased in determining who advances. Decisions should be based on the quality of the raps and the raps alone.)

Our first judge is a thing...but this thing will help decide who advances and who goes home...

thing1 :

Up next, we have a user hidden from the spotlight who also holds the fate of the rappers in his hands...

Hidden Phantom :

For our last judge, we have a special introduction. "I'm new . The end XP." Give it up for...

ZeroTails :

And that's it for our introductions. We can now move on to the actual rapping. So who will face off against who? After a random assignment of seeds, the 6-man tournament format is as stated below.

FIRST ROUND

4 supernerd117 3
5 imamonster 0

1 Zlinqx


2 sonicmcmuffin

3 A user of this 2
6 realplayer109 0

SEMIFINALS

4 supernerd117 0
1 Zlinqx 3

2 sonicmcmuffin 0
3 A user of this 3

FINALS
1 Zlinqx 2
3 A user of this 0


The first matchup will be between supernerd117 and imamonster.

Matchup #1
Contestants: supernerd117 vs. imamonster
Initiated by: supernerd117
Winner: supernerd117 (3-0)

Matchup #2
Contestants: A user of this vs. realplayer109
Initiated by: A user of this
Winner: A user of this (2-0)

Matchup #3
Contestants: Zlinqx vs. supernerd117
Initiated By: Zlinqx
Winner: Zlinqx (3-0)

Matchup #4
Contestants: sonicmcmuffin vs. A user of this
Initiated by: sonicmcmuffin
Winner: A user of this (3-0)

Final Matchup
Contestants: A user of this vs. Zlinqx
Initiated by: A user of this
Champion: Zlinqx (2-0)

Before we begin, let's have a quick reminder of the rules and Viz prizes.

1) JUDGING

a) All judges must be active. I will summon the judges after every matchup to decide the winner. They competitor who has the majority of the votes wins and advances to the next round. The loser gets the prize available for the losers that round.

b) Judges can only post after I summon them to determine the winner of a matchup.

c) The judges will receive 2500 Viz at the conclusion of the tournament.


2) CONTESTANTS

a) If a contestant wins, then they advance to the next round. If they lose, they get the Viz rewarded for that round to losers and are no longer allowed to post until the end of the tournament.

b) Only the two competitors in the matchup can post to post their rap. No one is allowed to interrupt their raps until after the matchup is over. Any contestant who breaks this rule three times will be disqualified from the tournament and will only receive the Viz from the last round (for example if they advanced to the semifinals and broke this rule 3 times, they’d receive the amount of Viz that the losers of the first round received). If they break this rule in the first round than they will receive the same amount of Viz the rest of the losers of the first round receive.

c) No hardcore flaming or curse words are allowed (I’ll allow certain words such as hell and ass but not f**k). Any contestant who breaks this rule will be eliminated and will receive the Viz from the last round (refer to the example in 3b). If they break this rule in the first round than they will receive half the amount of Viz the rest of the losers of the first round receive (so 2500 viz).

d) A contestant has 24 hours to post their rap. If they fail to do so I will send a PM reminding them to do so. If they fail to post their rap 24 hours after I sent the PM they will be disqualified from the tournament and will not be allowed to post in the thread until the tournament is over. They will also only receive the Viz prize that the losers from the first round received. Refer to what I posted in the beginning of the post.

3) TIME LIMITS AND PENALTIES

I touched upon it in the previous examples, but I'll go more in depth with time limits and penalties.

a) If you do not post your rap within 72 hours of the other competitor’s rap, you will lose your opportunity and your opponent will be permitted to post another rap (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post). This only applies if you are the second person to post your first rap or the first to post your second rap.

b) If you are the first person to post your first rap, you have 72 hours after the round starts to post your rap, or else you will lose your opportunity and your opponent will be given 72 hours to post his or her first rap (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post).

c) If you are the second person to post your second rap, you will be given 72 hours to post the final rap. Failure to do so will result in the round ending and the judges being summoned to choose a winner (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post).

d) Judges must be active as well. Once the round is over, the judges will be given 48 hours to vote for who they feel should advance. If a judge fails to vote within the time limit, it will disqualify them from earning the Viz designated for them at the end of the tournament and they may be replaced by another member who wishes to be a judge (unless you send me a PM explaining why you cannot post).

e) I will send a PM to any contestant or judge who have less than 24 hours left to make their post a reminder to do so by a specified time.

Note: As a result of the disaster that happened last tournament, I will be a lot more strict with the time limits. If you fail to submit your rap on time, there will be NO EXCEPTIONS OR SECOND CHANCES. Your turn will be skipped and your opponent will be able to post their rap. However, to make up for this, I have extended the time limit to 72 hours.

4) Viz PRIZES

Elimination in Prelims (if necessary): 2500 viz

Eliminated In First Round: 5000 Viz rewarded

Eliminated in Semifinals: 10000 Viz rewarded

Runner Up: 25000 Viz rewarded

Champion: 50000 Viz rewarded

Without further ado, let the rap battles...BEGIN!!!!
Vizzed Elite
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(edited by megamanmaniac on 07-30-15 11:04 PM)     Post Rating: 1   Liked By: thing1,

07-01-15 06:31 PM
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supernerd117
Level: 142


POSTS: 4538/6187
POST EXP: 404633
LVL EXP: 34826151
CP: 17926.3
VIZ: 12818

Likes: 2  Dislikes: 0
imamonster : Best wishes to you!  But you're going down.  

I'm a goofy goober yeah!
You're a goofy goober yeah!
We're all goofy goobers yeah,
Except imamonster, who's just really sad.

His inaugural address will fail to address
The state of his union: That is, second best!
His rhymes are sure to be second-guessed;
He'll leave the way he came: That is, depressed!

He can try and try, but I'm not gonna lie,
When we're through with this, he's going to cry!
He has not the experience that he needs to win;
He needs to repent, 'cause his raps are a sin!

So I'll lift my sword of words and deliver the blow
That will end this pathetic monster's life in one go!
So bare your claws, and let the battle commence,
And once it's over I'll level up from experience!
imamonster : Best wishes to you!  But you're going down.  

I'm a goofy goober yeah!
You're a goofy goober yeah!
We're all goofy goobers yeah,
Except imamonster, who's just really sad.

His inaugural address will fail to address
The state of his union: That is, second best!
His rhymes are sure to be second-guessed;
He'll leave the way he came: That is, depressed!

He can try and try, but I'm not gonna lie,
When we're through with this, he's going to cry!
He has not the experience that he needs to win;
He needs to repent, 'cause his raps are a sin!

So I'll lift my sword of words and deliver the blow
That will end this pathetic monster's life in one go!
So bare your claws, and let the battle commence,
And once it's over I'll level up from experience!
Vizzed Elite
WOOOOOOOO


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 03-21-10
Location: Location
Last Post: 1581 days
Last Active: 59 days

Post Rating: 2   Liked By: GameBoy1023, Spicy,

07-02-15 04:01 PM
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Spicy
imamonster
Level: 102


POSTS: 2545/3058
POST EXP: 192542
LVL EXP: 10833990
CP: 11934.3
VIZ: 28612

Likes: 1  Dislikes: 0
supernerd117 :

My raps are a sin? Well yours can go in to the bin. I’ll kick your ass all the way to berlin.

 

Your raps are a monstrosity, where’s the velocity? I’ll show you ferocity. After I read your rhymes, I had this animosity build up inside o’ me. Made me realise you rap like a baby, and made me wanna set my house on fire, maybe.

You’re just a blob that happens to be called Bob. And is about to sob.

You’re a sad bloke, whose raps are all a joke.

My Left leg is probably worth more than your house, so you better shut your darn mouth.

Yo, I’m the best at rap, and I’m about to blow you off the map.

ZAP! Bye, Bye Chap!






Btw nothing personal here at all, I actually really loved supernerd's rap, and the spongebob reference was nice.


supernerd117 :

My raps are a sin? Well yours can go in to the bin. I’ll kick your ass all the way to berlin.

 

Your raps are a monstrosity, where’s the velocity? I’ll show you ferocity. After I read your rhymes, I had this animosity build up inside o’ me. Made me realise you rap like a baby, and made me wanna set my house on fire, maybe.

You’re just a blob that happens to be called Bob. And is about to sob.

You’re a sad bloke, whose raps are all a joke.

My Left leg is probably worth more than your house, so you better shut your darn mouth.

Yo, I’m the best at rap, and I’m about to blow you off the map.

ZAP! Bye, Bye Chap!






Btw nothing personal here at all, I actually really loved supernerd's rap, and the spongebob reference was nice.


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(edited by imamonster on 07-02-15 04:56 PM)     Post Rating: 1   Liked By: realplayer109,

07-02-15 05:28 PM
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supernerd117
Level: 142


POSTS: 4540/6187
POST EXP: 404633
LVL EXP: 34826151
CP: 17926.3
VIZ: 12818

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
imamonster : Thank you for the compliment  I'm glad you got the Spongebob reference.  I was partial to your "shut your darn mouth"  Anyways, it's over...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You want to send me to Berlin?
Well try, little man!
Bombs away dude,
I'll kick you to Iran!

My raps are WMDs,
Your raps are the breeze
Blowing through your city
After I blow it up with ease!

Shut my darn mouth?
How about your shut yours?
Your raps have the flavor
Of a beaten, dead horse!

So come on son,
You didn't even try!
I've already won,
It's time to cry!
imamonster : Thank you for the compliment  I'm glad you got the Spongebob reference.  I was partial to your "shut your darn mouth"  Anyways, it's over...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You want to send me to Berlin?
Well try, little man!
Bombs away dude,
I'll kick you to Iran!

My raps are WMDs,
Your raps are the breeze
Blowing through your city
After I blow it up with ease!

Shut my darn mouth?
How about your shut yours?
Your raps have the flavor
Of a beaten, dead horse!

So come on son,
You didn't even try!
I've already won,
It's time to cry!
Vizzed Elite
WOOOOOOOO


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 03-21-10
Location: Location
Last Post: 1581 days
Last Active: 59 days

07-03-15 11:35 AM
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Spicy
imamonster
Level: 102


POSTS: 2548/3058
POST EXP: 192542
LVL EXP: 10833990
CP: 11934.3
VIZ: 28612

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0

supernerd117:


Up until now I was playing games. Now let me unleash these flames.

I’m taking over Norway while I’m sitting on my throne in the UK.

Your raps are extraordinary, out of the ordinary.

In your case – it’s not a good thing.

I am google, you are Bing.

I am the rap king.

 

You entered this kingdom without permission,

No admission, so let’s start this mission.

Here comes my ammunition.

Let me show you innovation

I’ll send you to your final destination: Elimination.

You can’t rap for a damn, I can find a cow that raps better than you in Amsterdam!

supernerd117:


Up until now I was playing games. Now let me unleash these flames.

I’m taking over Norway while I’m sitting on my throne in the UK.

Your raps are extraordinary, out of the ordinary.

In your case – it’s not a good thing.

I am google, you are Bing.

I am the rap king.

 

You entered this kingdom without permission,

No admission, so let’s start this mission.

Here comes my ammunition.

Let me show you innovation

I’ll send you to your final destination: Elimination.

You can’t rap for a damn, I can find a cow that raps better than you in Amsterdam!

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Registered: 01-01-13
Last Post: 2499 days
Last Active: 770 days

07-03-15 04:13 PM
megamanmaniac is Offline
| ID: 1181579 | 488 Words

megamanmaniac
Level: 127


POSTS: 4565/4966
POST EXP: 452698
LVL EXP: 23129897
CP: 17207.3
VIZ: 151130

Likes: 1  Dislikes: 0
With that, the first matchup is now over. Before the judges make their decision, let's take a look at the raps submitted in this matchup.

supernerd117's First Rap

I'm a goofy goober yeah!
You're a goofy goober yeah!
We're all goofy goobers yeah,
Except imamonster, who's just really sad.

His inaugural address will fail to address
The state of his union: That is, second best!
His rhymes are sure to be second-guessed;
He'll leave the way he came: That is, depressed!

He can try and try, but I'm not gonna lie,
When we're through with this, he's going to cry!
He has not the experience that he needs to win;
He needs to repent, 'cause his raps are a sin!

So I'll lift my sword of words and deliver the blow
That will end this pathetic monster's life in one go!
So bare your claws, and let the battle commence,
And once it's over I'll level up from experience!

imamonster's First Rap

My raps are a sin? Well yours can go in to the bin. I’ll kick your ass all the way to berlin.

Your raps are a monstrosity, where’s the velocity? I’ll show you ferocity. After I read your rhymes, I had this animosity build up inside o’ me. Made me realise you rap like a baby, and made me wanna set my house on fire, maybe.

You’re just a blob that happens to be called Bob. And is about to sob.

You’re a sad bloke, whose raps are all a joke.

My Left leg is probably worth more than your house, so you better shut your darn mouth.

Yo, I’m the best at rap, and I’m about to blow you off the map.

ZAP! Bye, Bye Chap!

supernerd117's Second Rap

You want to send me to Berlin?
Well try, little man!
Bombs away dude,
I'll kick you to Iran!

My raps are WMDs,
Your raps are the breeze
Blowing through your city
After I blow it up with ease!

Shut my darn mouth?
How about your shut yours?
Your raps have the flavor
Of a beaten, dead horse!

So come on son,
You didn't even try!
I've already won,
It's time to cry!

imamonster's Second Rap

Up until now I was playing games. Now let me unleash these flames.

I’m taking over Norway while I’m sitting on my throne in the UK.

Your raps are extraordinary, out of the ordinary.

In your case – it’s not a good thing.

I am google, you are Bing.

I am the rap king.


You entered this kingdom without permission,

No admission, so let’s start this mission.

Here comes my ammunition.

Let me show you innovation

I’ll send you to your final destination: Elimination.

You can’t rap for a damn, I can find a cow that raps better than you in Amsterdam!

Alright judges...

thing1 :
Hidden Phantom :
ZeroTails :

Which one of these two contestants will advance to the next round?
With that, the first matchup is now over. Before the judges make their decision, let's take a look at the raps submitted in this matchup.

supernerd117's First Rap

I'm a goofy goober yeah!
You're a goofy goober yeah!
We're all goofy goobers yeah,
Except imamonster, who's just really sad.

His inaugural address will fail to address
The state of his union: That is, second best!
His rhymes are sure to be second-guessed;
He'll leave the way he came: That is, depressed!

He can try and try, but I'm not gonna lie,
When we're through with this, he's going to cry!
He has not the experience that he needs to win;
He needs to repent, 'cause his raps are a sin!

So I'll lift my sword of words and deliver the blow
That will end this pathetic monster's life in one go!
So bare your claws, and let the battle commence,
And once it's over I'll level up from experience!

imamonster's First Rap

My raps are a sin? Well yours can go in to the bin. I’ll kick your ass all the way to berlin.

Your raps are a monstrosity, where’s the velocity? I’ll show you ferocity. After I read your rhymes, I had this animosity build up inside o’ me. Made me realise you rap like a baby, and made me wanna set my house on fire, maybe.

You’re just a blob that happens to be called Bob. And is about to sob.

You’re a sad bloke, whose raps are all a joke.

My Left leg is probably worth more than your house, so you better shut your darn mouth.

Yo, I’m the best at rap, and I’m about to blow you off the map.

ZAP! Bye, Bye Chap!

supernerd117's Second Rap

You want to send me to Berlin?
Well try, little man!
Bombs away dude,
I'll kick you to Iran!

My raps are WMDs,
Your raps are the breeze
Blowing through your city
After I blow it up with ease!

Shut my darn mouth?
How about your shut yours?
Your raps have the flavor
Of a beaten, dead horse!

So come on son,
You didn't even try!
I've already won,
It's time to cry!

imamonster's Second Rap

Up until now I was playing games. Now let me unleash these flames.

I’m taking over Norway while I’m sitting on my throne in the UK.

Your raps are extraordinary, out of the ordinary.

In your case – it’s not a good thing.

I am google, you are Bing.

I am the rap king.


You entered this kingdom without permission,

No admission, so let’s start this mission.

Here comes my ammunition.

Let me show you innovation

I’ll send you to your final destination: Elimination.

You can’t rap for a damn, I can find a cow that raps better than you in Amsterdam!

Alright judges...

thing1 :
Hidden Phantom :
ZeroTails :

Which one of these two contestants will advance to the next round?
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supernerd177 had it claimed the whole time. He left imamonster looking puny at best. There's no doubt in my mind, this round goes to supernerd177. Besides, imamonster, why be a king when you can be a god?
supernerd177 had it claimed the whole time. He left imamonster looking puny at best. There's no doubt in my mind, this round goes to supernerd177. Besides, imamonster, why be a king when you can be a god?
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They both have decent raps, but supernerd177 wins this round. I just feel that his raps flow better, and they were a joy to read. Sorry, ima, but this round, my vote goes to supernerd177.
They both have decent raps, but supernerd177 wins this round. I just feel that his raps flow better, and they were a joy to read. Sorry, ima, but this round, my vote goes to supernerd177.
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I'm going with supernerd117. As they both had decent insults, I just like supernerd's flow better. 
I'm going with supernerd117. As they both had decent insults, I just like supernerd's flow better. 
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With a vote of 3-0, the winner of the first matchup is supernerd117!

Supernerd117 will face Zlinqx in the second round.

Our next matchup will be between...

A user of this :

and

realplayer109 :

Matchup #2
Contestants: A user of this vs realplayer109
Initiated by: A user of this

Let the next match begin!
With a vote of 3-0, the winner of the first matchup is supernerd117!

Supernerd117 will face Zlinqx in the second round.

Our next matchup will be between...

A user of this :

and

realplayer109 :

Matchup #2
Contestants: A user of this vs realplayer109
Initiated by: A user of this

Let the next match begin!
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realplayer109 :

What's this? A challenger approaches!
It's a user named Realplayer. Oh this won't be fair.
I've got enough rhymes to wrap you in a thick layer
Did you come up against me on a dare?

I'll have you know I rhyme all the time while waiting in line
Sip puns up with a squeeze of lime in my free time sell them for a dime
To me your rhyming skills are mere grime
If you give up that's fine, but you shouldn't pine

Okay, that last rhyme was weak, but I'm just that sleek
I can do this all week, I'm a freak, you're just bland
You can't stand, you've been canned
You'll wish you've been banned because you're lyrics are so bland!

I chew noobs like you up and spit them out like gum
I'm an obstacle you won't overcome, but no need to be glum
My rhymes were set to wreck while yours are only on stun
Now hurry up and reply because my intro is done!





realplayer109 :

What's this? A challenger approaches!
It's a user named Realplayer. Oh this won't be fair.
I've got enough rhymes to wrap you in a thick layer
Did you come up against me on a dare?

I'll have you know I rhyme all the time while waiting in line
Sip puns up with a squeeze of lime in my free time sell them for a dime
To me your rhyming skills are mere grime
If you give up that's fine, but you shouldn't pine

Okay, that last rhyme was weak, but I'm just that sleek
I can do this all week, I'm a freak, you're just bland
You can't stand, you've been canned
You'll wish you've been banned because you're lyrics are so bland!

I chew noobs like you up and spit them out like gum
I'm an obstacle you won't overcome, but no need to be glum
My rhymes were set to wreck while yours are only on stun
Now hurry up and reply because my intro is done!




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A user of this : This is my rap! Nothing to hurt you or anything, but my raps are going to get you to Sickbay!
(That's a starwars reference)

Oh you think you're so smart, playing Smash Brothers.
I'll show you who's the boss, with my big cannon!
What's that? You've got a few rhymes? Really? Don't waste you're time!
You're rhymes are awful, you smell bad and I think you should go now!

Oh, so you're life is boring, rhyming everywhere,
while I'm winning in Smash Bros, beating everyone.
You think I'm dirt? Well, I'll show you now,
you'll never win me over, cause I'm the best guy!

You've opened a portal, in you're little rhymes!
You certainly are a freak, but no, I'm not bland.
You're the one who can't stand, and has been canned!
I won't be banned and will chuck you into hell!

So as you can see, the winner is clear,
just give up brat, before I tear you into pieces!
Kavok is waiting, why don't you join their side?
Because tonight, youre going to die in your flight!
A user of this : This is my rap! Nothing to hurt you or anything, but my raps are going to get you to Sickbay!
(That's a starwars reference)

Oh you think you're so smart, playing Smash Brothers.
I'll show you who's the boss, with my big cannon!
What's that? You've got a few rhymes? Really? Don't waste you're time!
You're rhymes are awful, you smell bad and I think you should go now!

Oh, so you're life is boring, rhyming everywhere,
while I'm winning in Smash Bros, beating everyone.
You think I'm dirt? Well, I'll show you now,
you'll never win me over, cause I'm the best guy!

You've opened a portal, in you're little rhymes!
You certainly are a freak, but no, I'm not bland.
You're the one who can't stand, and has been canned!
I won't be banned and will chuck you into hell!

So as you can see, the winner is clear,
just give up brat, before I tear you into pieces!
Kavok is waiting, why don't you join their side?
Because tonight, youre going to die in your flight!
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realplayer109 :

Was that weak followup part of your plan?
With those sad lyrics you aren't getting any fans
Your rhymes are weak, while mine are buff
My words will tear you open like fluff!

Oh, and winning Smash Bros you say?
You must be the one in the Sick Bay!
I bet you can't even shine, and you've never heard of wavedashing
You're bottom tier, and your raps are declining out of fear while mine are smashing!

My raps are solid like a wall; best back out now, pride comes before a fall
You're worse than Jar-Jar you won't get far
Being against you is like playing Sonic 06 because you can't be fixed
You can't nix me with rhymes like those!

Yes, the winner is clear. You better fear,
You're nowhere near my level you little devil!
My final rap is almost through, your head's looking blue
You're through, my rhymes grew and you're just standing there like a fool!
realplayer109 :

Was that weak followup part of your plan?
With those sad lyrics you aren't getting any fans
Your rhymes are weak, while mine are buff
My words will tear you open like fluff!

Oh, and winning Smash Bros you say?
You must be the one in the Sick Bay!
I bet you can't even shine, and you've never heard of wavedashing
You're bottom tier, and your raps are declining out of fear while mine are smashing!

My raps are solid like a wall; best back out now, pride comes before a fall
You're worse than Jar-Jar you won't get far
Being against you is like playing Sonic 06 because you can't be fixed
You can't nix me with rhymes like those!

Yes, the winner is clear. You better fear,
You're nowhere near my level you little devil!
My final rap is almost through, your head's looking blue
You're through, my rhymes grew and you're just standing there like a fool!
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A user of this : Hope you LOSE! Freak! No, but seriously good last two raps! Oh, and let's just say that there is a few definitions for buff....
(Buff also means leather made by bulls, that's what my 3rd line came from!)

How dare you say that my lyrics are sad?
I bet you're the same as that nerdy lad!
You're wearing leather armour? What, is this kingdergarden?
Oh, you didn't notice I had metal walls implanted?

I bet you didn't even know what Sickbay was,
and yes, I did say that I was winning Smash Bros.
Yeah! Mario Sunshine is my favourite game!
And don't think I'm never going to insult you, I'm not holding back.

You think you are the best rapper, but really you just fail!
Oh, sorry? Jar-Jar? I've never heard of him!
Solid as a wall, what if I burn it?
You're user pic is to do with Sega, who were a big failure.

So as you can see, the winner still is clear,
I ran off with Nintendo, and you went off with Sega.
You're cheeks are flushed red, I can see it all over,
that you're going to lose, RED MEANS STOP.
A user of this : Hope you LOSE! Freak! No, but seriously good last two raps! Oh, and let's just say that there is a few definitions for buff....
(Buff also means leather made by bulls, that's what my 3rd line came from!)

How dare you say that my lyrics are sad?
I bet you're the same as that nerdy lad!
You're wearing leather armour? What, is this kingdergarden?
Oh, you didn't notice I had metal walls implanted?

I bet you didn't even know what Sickbay was,
and yes, I did say that I was winning Smash Bros.
Yeah! Mario Sunshine is my favourite game!
And don't think I'm never going to insult you, I'm not holding back.

You think you are the best rapper, but really you just fail!
Oh, sorry? Jar-Jar? I've never heard of him!
Solid as a wall, what if I burn it?
You're user pic is to do with Sega, who were a big failure.

So as you can see, the winner still is clear,
I ran off with Nintendo, and you went off with Sega.
You're cheeks are flushed red, I can see it all over,
that you're going to lose, RED MEANS STOP.
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07-06-15 11:01 AM
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In another fast paced match, both contestants have submitted their raps.

A user of this's First Rap

What's this? A challenger approaches!
It's a user named Realplayer. Oh this won't be fair.
I've got enough rhymes to wrap you in a thick layer
Did you come up against me on a dare?

I'll have you know I rhyme all the time while waiting in line
Sip puns up with a squeeze of lime in my free time sell them for a dime
To me your rhyming skills are mere grime
If you give up that's fine, but you shouldn't pine

Okay, that last rhyme was weak, but I'm just that sleek
I can do this all week, I'm a freak, you're just bland
You can't stand, you've been canned
You'll wish you've been banned because you're lyrics are so bland!

I chew noobs like you up and spit them out like gum
I'm an obstacle you won't overcome, but no need to be glum
My rhymes were set to wreck while yours are only on stun
Now hurry up and reply because my intro is done!

realplayer109's First Rap
Oh you think you're so smart, playing Smash Brothers.
I'll show you who's the boss, with my big cannon!
What's that? You've got a few rhymes? Really? Don't waste you're time!
You're rhymes are awful, you smell bad and I think you should go now!

Oh, so you're life is boring, rhyming everywhere,
while I'm winning in Smash Bros, beating everyone.
You think I'm dirt? Well, I'll show you now,
you'll never win me over, cause I'm the best guy!

You've opened a portal, in you're little rhymes!
You certainly are a freak, but no, I'm not bland.
You're the one who can't stand, and has been canned!
I won't be banned and will chuck you into hell!

So as you can see, the winner is clear,
just give up brat, before I tear you into pieces!
Kavok is waiting, why don't you join their side?
Because tonight, youre going to die in your flight!

A user of this's Second Rap

Was that weak followup part of your plan?
With those sad lyrics you aren't getting any fans
Your rhymes are weak, while mine are buff
My words will tear you open like fluff!

Oh, and winning Smash Bros you say?
You must be the one in the Sick Bay!
I bet you can't even shine, and you've never heard of wavedashing
You're bottom tier, and your raps are declining out of fear while mine are smashing!

My raps are solid like a wall; best back out now, pride comes before a fall
You're worse than Jar-Jar you won't get far
Being against you is like playing Sonic 06 because you can't be fixed
You can't nix me with rhymes like those!

Yes, the winner is clear. You better fear,
You're nowhere near my level you little devil!
My final rap is almost through, your head's looking blue
You're through, my rhymes grew and you're just standing there like a fool!

realplayer109's Second Rap

How dare you say that my lyrics are sad?
I bet you're the same as that nerdy lad!
You're wearing leather armour? What, is this kingdergarden?
Oh, you didn't notice I had metal walls implanted?

I bet you didn't even know what Sickbay was,
and yes, I did say that I was winning Smash Bros.
Yeah! Mario Sunshine is my favourite game!
And don't think I'm never going to insult you, I'm not holding back.

You think you are the best rapper, but really you just fail!
Oh, sorry? Jar-Jar? I've never heard of him!
Solid as a wall, what if I burn it?
You're user pic is to do with Sega, who were a big failure.

So as you can see, the winner still is clear,
I ran off with Nintendo, and you went off with Sega.
You're cheeks are flushed red, I can see it all over,
that you're going to lose, RED MEANS STOP.

Alright judges. Who will advance to the semifinals?

thing1 :
Hidden Phantom :
ZeroTails :
In another fast paced match, both contestants have submitted their raps.

A user of this's First Rap

What's this? A challenger approaches!
It's a user named Realplayer. Oh this won't be fair.
I've got enough rhymes to wrap you in a thick layer
Did you come up against me on a dare?

I'll have you know I rhyme all the time while waiting in line
Sip puns up with a squeeze of lime in my free time sell them for a dime
To me your rhyming skills are mere grime
If you give up that's fine, but you shouldn't pine

Okay, that last rhyme was weak, but I'm just that sleek
I can do this all week, I'm a freak, you're just bland
You can't stand, you've been canned
You'll wish you've been banned because you're lyrics are so bland!

I chew noobs like you up and spit them out like gum
I'm an obstacle you won't overcome, but no need to be glum
My rhymes were set to wreck while yours are only on stun
Now hurry up and reply because my intro is done!

realplayer109's First Rap
Oh you think you're so smart, playing Smash Brothers.
I'll show you who's the boss, with my big cannon!
What's that? You've got a few rhymes? Really? Don't waste you're time!
You're rhymes are awful, you smell bad and I think you should go now!

Oh, so you're life is boring, rhyming everywhere,
while I'm winning in Smash Bros, beating everyone.
You think I'm dirt? Well, I'll show you now,
you'll never win me over, cause I'm the best guy!

You've opened a portal, in you're little rhymes!
You certainly are a freak, but no, I'm not bland.
You're the one who can't stand, and has been canned!
I won't be banned and will chuck you into hell!

So as you can see, the winner is clear,
just give up brat, before I tear you into pieces!
Kavok is waiting, why don't you join their side?
Because tonight, youre going to die in your flight!

A user of this's Second Rap

Was that weak followup part of your plan?
With those sad lyrics you aren't getting any fans
Your rhymes are weak, while mine are buff
My words will tear you open like fluff!

Oh, and winning Smash Bros you say?
You must be the one in the Sick Bay!
I bet you can't even shine, and you've never heard of wavedashing
You're bottom tier, and your raps are declining out of fear while mine are smashing!

My raps are solid like a wall; best back out now, pride comes before a fall
You're worse than Jar-Jar you won't get far
Being against you is like playing Sonic 06 because you can't be fixed
You can't nix me with rhymes like those!

Yes, the winner is clear. You better fear,
You're nowhere near my level you little devil!
My final rap is almost through, your head's looking blue
You're through, my rhymes grew and you're just standing there like a fool!

realplayer109's Second Rap

How dare you say that my lyrics are sad?
I bet you're the same as that nerdy lad!
You're wearing leather armour? What, is this kingdergarden?
Oh, you didn't notice I had metal walls implanted?

I bet you didn't even know what Sickbay was,
and yes, I did say that I was winning Smash Bros.
Yeah! Mario Sunshine is my favourite game!
And don't think I'm never going to insult you, I'm not holding back.

You think you are the best rapper, but really you just fail!
Oh, sorry? Jar-Jar? I've never heard of him!
Solid as a wall, what if I burn it?
You're user pic is to do with Sega, who were a big failure.

So as you can see, the winner still is clear,
I ran off with Nintendo, and you went off with Sega.
You're cheeks are flushed red, I can see it all over,
that you're going to lose, RED MEANS STOP.

Alright judges. Who will advance to the semifinals?

thing1 :
Hidden Phantom :
ZeroTails :
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07-06-15 02:09 PM
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I'm going to give this one to A user of this based off of the first rounds each alone. They both had good flow throughout, but it seem like realplayer was using some of user's line, and he slipped up a few times. 
I'm going to give this one to A user of this based off of the first rounds each alone. They both had good flow throughout, but it seem like realplayer was using some of user's line, and he slipped up a few times. 
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07-06-15 10:42 PM
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I'm going with User. Better flow, and I just feel that he has a better rap overall.
I'm going with User. Better flow, and I just feel that he has a better rap overall.
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07-08-15 02:46 PM
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And that ends the first round. With a 2-0 vote, the winner of this matchup is A user of this!

Now we move on to the semifinals. The first matchup of the semifinals will involve...

supernerd117 :

and

Zlinqx :

Matchup #3
Contestants: Zlinqx vs supernerd117
Initiated by: Zlinqx

Let the semifinals...BEGIN!!!

Note- Hidden Phantom has failed to vote within the designated time limit, and has failed to inform me via PM why he was unable to post his rap. Therefore, he is no longer eligible for the Viz prize awarded to judges. He is still permitted to judge, however.

kirbmanboggle : You stated that you wanted to be a judge as well. If Hidden Phantom decides that he no longer wants to be a judge (or remains inactive), then you will be permitted to judge in his place. If you do decide that you want to judge in his place, then feel free to PM me.
And that ends the first round. With a 2-0 vote, the winner of this matchup is A user of this!

Now we move on to the semifinals. The first matchup of the semifinals will involve...

supernerd117 :

and

Zlinqx :

Matchup #3
Contestants: Zlinqx vs supernerd117
Initiated by: Zlinqx

Let the semifinals...BEGIN!!!

Note- Hidden Phantom has failed to vote within the designated time limit, and has failed to inform me via PM why he was unable to post his rap. Therefore, he is no longer eligible for the Viz prize awarded to judges. He is still permitted to judge, however.

kirbmanboggle : You stated that you wanted to be a judge as well. If Hidden Phantom decides that he no longer wants to be a judge (or remains inactive), then you will be permitted to judge in his place. If you do decide that you want to judge in his place, then feel free to PM me.
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07-11-15 02:43 PM
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supernerd117 : Well you asked me to bring it so here, I am (just within the deadline too).

Who's this going up against me, his name is supernerd?
How sad, that name mostly reminds me of a big steaming turd.
Honestly? this guy is supposed to be my opponent? How absurd.
Someone deaf and blind would've been more worthy and preferred.

Let me tell you something "Bob" you may think you have what it takes.
Stumbling your way through matchups, a fatal mistake.
Because any hope you had, will soon disappear.
When I tear you to pieces with my rhymes, all you can do is despair.

"Don't worry I can make this quick and painless" is what I would say.
But that would make it all pointless, like watching you play video games.
Try if you want, but all that awaits you is doom.
The same unleashed upon humanity, when they released Sonic Boom!

But really, don't you get it Bob? This is already over.
I've verbally triumphed over you so get out of here, you joker.
You can go home and watch another episode of Extreme makeover.
At least then you can dream about something other than goobers and gophers.

Yeah nothing personal, just out fun My layout squishes it a bit but hopefully it's still good.


supernerd117 : Well you asked me to bring it so here, I am (just within the deadline too).

Who's this going up against me, his name is supernerd?
How sad, that name mostly reminds me of a big steaming turd.
Honestly? this guy is supposed to be my opponent? How absurd.
Someone deaf and blind would've been more worthy and preferred.

Let me tell you something "Bob" you may think you have what it takes.
Stumbling your way through matchups, a fatal mistake.
Because any hope you had, will soon disappear.
When I tear you to pieces with my rhymes, all you can do is despair.

"Don't worry I can make this quick and painless" is what I would say.
But that would make it all pointless, like watching you play video games.
Try if you want, but all that awaits you is doom.
The same unleashed upon humanity, when they released Sonic Boom!

But really, don't you get it Bob? This is already over.
I've verbally triumphed over you so get out of here, you joker.
You can go home and watch another episode of Extreme makeover.
At least then you can dream about something other than goobers and gophers.

Yeah nothing personal, just out fun My layout squishes it a bit but hopefully it's still good.


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07-11-15 06:36 PM
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Zlinqx : I'm impressed!  But...I'm going to enjoy this

You called me a turd?  I've never heard that before...
Anyways, your c-rap smells like a pile of manure!
You try to bring me down, bro, but I'm taller than your
Puny height son, I clock in at six foot four!

Your fancy words and lengthy rhymes can't stack up to mine
There's beauty in simplicity, and there I'm doing fine.
Your layout isn't the only thing squishing your rap
It's your pitiful attempt at bridging our age gap!

While I confess that you can weave a rhyme with skill,
Your rhythm simply goes from zero to kill!
And your insults?  What are they at all?
They're hardly the sort that could start a brawl!

I can roll with your punches, I can beat Sonic Boom,
I watch Extreme Makeover, and I'm prepared for doom!
I know when I've been beat, and this time ain't it.
So next time Zlinqx, bring a rap that ain't crud!

See what I did there?  It's your turn to bring it now.  Longer isn't necessarily better, as I've proven here.  Now prove to me that you've got what it takes!  
Zlinqx : I'm impressed!  But...I'm going to enjoy this

You called me a turd?  I've never heard that before...
Anyways, your c-rap smells like a pile of manure!
You try to bring me down, bro, but I'm taller than your
Puny height son, I clock in at six foot four!

Your fancy words and lengthy rhymes can't stack up to mine
There's beauty in simplicity, and there I'm doing fine.
Your layout isn't the only thing squishing your rap
It's your pitiful attempt at bridging our age gap!

While I confess that you can weave a rhyme with skill,
Your rhythm simply goes from zero to kill!
And your insults?  What are they at all?
They're hardly the sort that could start a brawl!

I can roll with your punches, I can beat Sonic Boom,
I watch Extreme Makeover, and I'm prepared for doom!
I know when I've been beat, and this time ain't it.
So next time Zlinqx, bring a rap that ain't crud!

See what I did there?  It's your turn to bring it now.  Longer isn't necessarily better, as I've proven here.  Now prove to me that you've got what it takes!  
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WOOOOOOOO


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