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MAGIKARP CAN KILL YOU?!
Magikarp could actually kill you! This has been an ignored fact, but it is true!
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06-07-14 08:38 PM
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Wait.. Magikarp can kill you?! ?
Please note this quote:
"This Pok?mon can leap mountains."

We all know the sorry Pokemon that we've ignored. We do know it has scales of hard scales, like steel, but what good does that do? It just makes it more deadly when it's leaping mountains. We're not talking about Gyarados! We're talking about that fishy failure. Just think, your dreaming about climbing this mountain right in front of you. Oh, what's this? Magikarp is jumping over it! What a beauty. Heh! Pitiful beauty! Huh? It's coming towards me! And right when it's coming toward you, imagine there is no air to hold that Magikarp back. And think about it's hard scales! When it hits you... Your skull is cracked, your eyes have burst out, all your bones felt the pressure of it's scales and it's weight as it falls. Pretty disturbing, right?

Just thinking about it gives you nightmares... [insert shudder here] I'll never think of Magikarp as the same little Pokemon again. think about if it hit you in the heart!

Sorry I couldn't give too much info, but go online, go to Vsauce, and look it up! Well, Vsauce 3!
Wait.. Magikarp can kill you?! ?
Please note this quote:
"This Pok?mon can leap mountains."

We all know the sorry Pokemon that we've ignored. We do know it has scales of hard scales, like steel, but what good does that do? It just makes it more deadly when it's leaping mountains. We're not talking about Gyarados! We're talking about that fishy failure. Just think, your dreaming about climbing this mountain right in front of you. Oh, what's this? Magikarp is jumping over it! What a beauty. Heh! Pitiful beauty! Huh? It's coming towards me! And right when it's coming toward you, imagine there is no air to hold that Magikarp back. And think about it's hard scales! When it hits you... Your skull is cracked, your eyes have burst out, all your bones felt the pressure of it's scales and it's weight as it falls. Pretty disturbing, right?

Just thinking about it gives you nightmares... [insert shudder here] I'll never think of Magikarp as the same little Pokemon again. think about if it hit you in the heart!

Sorry I couldn't give too much info, but go online, go to Vsauce, and look it up! Well, Vsauce 3!
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Any pokemon can kill you even Magikarp. I doubt it would be that hard I mean if it jumps at you and it crashes on you think about it. I mean it is a few pound fish not gonna kill you at all. Yet it can learn tackle so it has a very very small chance to kill you if it tries but then all you have to do is walk away.
Any pokemon can kill you even Magikarp. I doubt it would be that hard I mean if it jumps at you and it crashes on you think about it. I mean it is a few pound fish not gonna kill you at all. Yet it can learn tackle so it has a very very small chance to kill you if it tries but then all you have to do is walk away.
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Despite Magikarp being laughed at a lot it isn't a powerless Pokémon lol. They can be taught moves that would possibly do some serious damage as well.
Despite Magikarp being laughed at a lot it isn't a powerless Pokémon lol. They can be taught moves that would possibly do some serious damage as well.
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As lame as magikarp is, I always knew that it could in fact land a fatal blow if it is trained properly and knows the right moves...I have actually seen this pokemon sweep a team of powerful pokemon before believe it or not...I still wouldn't want it on my team because it is still weak and I would much rather have a strong gyarados on my team instead, but that's just me. The downside of this is that the other pokemon will have to go eventually and if it is strong enough and has the right moves, then there goes magikarp....unless of course you have an entire team of them..... 
As lame as magikarp is, I always knew that it could in fact land a fatal blow if it is trained properly and knows the right moves...I have actually seen this pokemon sweep a team of powerful pokemon before believe it or not...I still wouldn't want it on my team because it is still weak and I would much rather have a strong gyarados on my team instead, but that's just me. The downside of this is that the other pokemon will have to go eventually and if it is strong enough and has the right moves, then there goes magikarp....unless of course you have an entire team of them..... 
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All Pokemon can, one way or another. Even though this Pokemon is notorious for being weak, it can still do something. There's much weaker Pokemon out there with bigger movepools. 
All Pokemon can, one way or another. Even though this Pokemon is notorious for being weak, it can still do something. There's much weaker Pokemon out there with bigger movepools. 
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All pokemon can kill  people not just magikarp he still is the weakest pokemon I killed a level 14 magikarp with a level 3 caterpie it took like 15 minutes and 6 ethers but I did it Magikarp is and will always be the weakest pokemon ever.
All pokemon can kill  people not just magikarp he still is the weakest pokemon I killed a level 14 magikarp with a level 3 caterpie it took like 15 minutes and 6 ethers but I did it Magikarp is and will always be the weakest pokemon ever.
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I just mean if he was real, guys..

besides, if you watch Vsauce3 you'll see why it hurts so much when it lands on you. Think about the silver carp, probably how it got it's name, for a change!
I just mean if he was real, guys..

besides, if you watch Vsauce3 you'll see why it hurts so much when it lands on you. Think about the silver carp, probably how it got it's name, for a change!
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If a Magikarp was dropped from the top of the Empire State Building...
If a Magikarp was dropped from the top of the Empire State Building...
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supernerd117 : Exactly. x3
supernerd117 : Exactly. x3
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I destroyed ubers with magikarp back in fourth gen, it can be extremely powerful with the right support. Flail does a lot of damage at +6.

As for real life, sure. Let it splash on a button to trigger a bomb or whatever, it killed you.
I destroyed ubers with magikarp back in fourth gen, it can be extremely powerful with the right support. Flail does a lot of damage at +6.

As for real life, sure. Let it splash on a button to trigger a bomb or whatever, it killed you.
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FunnyFurret : But I'm talking when it's leaping mountains! jesus christ...
FunnyFurret : But I'm talking when it's leaping mountains! jesus christ...
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SaphThePikachu : I know that. YOU posted about that. Never was it stated to take that situation for your post. All I did was give another reason as to why it can kill you.

Looking at this thread, a lot of people answered wrong if you count mine wrong. Therefor you might want to edit your post to make sure we know what is expected in our posts. Also, no need to swear or get upset.
SaphThePikachu : I know that. YOU posted about that. Never was it stated to take that situation for your post. All I did was give another reason as to why it can kill you.

Looking at this thread, a lot of people answered wrong if you count mine wrong. Therefor you might want to edit your post to make sure we know what is expected in our posts. Also, no need to swear or get upset.
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FunnyFurret : Oh.. I misunderstood.
FunnyFurret : Oh.. I misunderstood.
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SaphThePikachu : I'm not too surprised, I mean, it can splash out of the water and tackle you... sounds dangerous enough for me
SaphThePikachu : I'm not too surprised, I mean, it can splash out of the water and tackle you... sounds dangerous enough for me
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Meh, quite interesting. I never knew of that quote before.
Meh, quite interesting. I never knew of that quote before.
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well.......first time I've heard mortal kombat in a pokemon game! lol.
well.......first time I've heard mortal kombat in a pokemon game! lol.
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Oh i will bet you that I will take down that magicarp, and I will destroy it.
Oh i will bet you that I will take down that magicarp, and I will destroy it.
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