Is this real or not?

Well im gonna give it a try.
Im Baxter Kangaroo. Im a 16 year old homosexual male. Im lazy, very stubborn, somewhat selfish, nice,,,but extremely shy. I would love a boyfriend who is into Furry fandom. They got to be atleast 14-17 yrs old.

supercool22 : Your profile is now with us, thank you.

Name: Myra Q "Misery" Lorentz
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Location: Misery Mire
Interests: Pretty dresses, math, dessert, physics, frolicking through flowers, the upcoming dehumanization and bloodshed following the eruption of our worst nightmares from the abyss as we cast our collective gaze into oblivion, and bunnies.

I'm looking for a genderless cosmic horror from beyond the great void, preferably aged between the dawn of humanity and the formation of the fundamental forces of nature. I do not discriminate based on size, but anything under 7 solar masses would be ideal. You have to enjoy long walks on the beach with your innumerable writhing appendages, drinking piña coladas and/or the oceans themselves, and cuddling up at night while whispering into my ear sweet thoughts of the unimaginable horrors your mere existence has caused over the eons. However, no fooling around on the first date; let's keep this Christian. If you eventually consume our world and doom humanity to be your mindless slaves for all eternity, it would be appreciated if I could stay in your dimension for a few nights while we work things out. Pets are welcome.

That should be it, and don't be shy; I'll be waiting! <3

Q : I think you're looking for me.

Look, the first success of Totts' thread.

I could see a Galacta /Q matchup.

We allowed to call dibs for when the person we feel is for us is there? :3

Galacta : Congratulations, please let me know if you marry. It would be lovely for us all to celebrate it with you and know that it all started here.

I wish you many many happy years together.

I really like the idea but I think it would be terrible in practice, we already have a chatroom where people can meet. Though as a fun related activity, sounds like fun.

Specifics - I am a human and I like Burritos

[sigh]

This is not a dating site and there is such a wide range of ages here that any idea about dating is so inappropriate I can't even begin to explain.

I'm closing this thread before anything bad actually comes of it.