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12-12-13 09:37 PM
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This is Jimmy  O                             
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Kill him !!!!

Come up with a creative way to kill Jimmy. Don't do anything stupid let's keep this civil just kill jimmy no one on the site. But if you need to kill someone else to kill Jimmy by all means I want to see it. All you have to do in your post is                            Kill Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Jimmy  O                             
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Kill him !!!!

Come up with a creative way to kill Jimmy. Don't do anything stupid let's keep this civil just kill jimmy no one on the site. But if you need to kill someone else to kill Jimmy by all means I want to see it. All you have to do in your post is                            Kill Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This post is sort of boring, but I'll go first. I'll kill "Jimmy" with my army of 30 million bacon! He's ate too many and his cholesterol is way to large for his own body! Rest in peace, Jimmy
This post is sort of boring, but I'll go first. I'll kill "Jimmy" with my army of 30 million bacon! He's ate too many and his cholesterol is way to large for his own body! Rest in peace, Jimmy
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12-22-13 06:41 AM
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I killed Jimmy by shoving him i front of a speeding bus.
I killed Jimmy by shoving him i front of a speeding bus.
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12-22-13 08:57 AM
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-{o}- 
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-I put his head in an industrial vise
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-DIE JIMMY, DIE!!!
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-I put his head in an industrial vise
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-DIE JIMMY, DIE!!!
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12-22-13 10:55 AM
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I will slip butter to every meal he eats, and in 20-30 years, HE WILL BE OBESE AND WILL HAVE HEART PROBLEMS MWUHAHAHAHA!

Either that, or maybe shoot him with a hit seeking missile, that shoots out toxic gas, so even if he moves, he will die because of the toxic gas!
I will slip butter to every meal he eats, and in 20-30 years, HE WILL BE OBESE AND WILL HAVE HEART PROBLEMS MWUHAHAHAHA!

Either that, or maybe shoot him with a hit seeking missile, that shoots out toxic gas, so even if he moves, he will die because of the toxic gas!
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12-26-13 05:25 PM
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i say hey jimmy! long time no see then take him to a old house and take him to the very top and say isnt it awesome? then shove him of the roof.
 die jimmy die!!!
i say hey jimmy! long time no see then take him to a old house and take him to the very top and say isnt it awesome? then shove him of the roof.
 die jimmy die!!!
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I will say jimmy long time no see take him to a junkyard/graveyard I will ask can you go get me a motorcycle engine go to the graveyard deep in the junkyard dig a hole hide behind a stone when he comes looking for me I will shoot him with an smg then put him in the hole bury him and then say hope you like the Underworld jimmy die
I will say jimmy long time no see take him to a junkyard/graveyard I will ask can you go get me a motorcycle engine go to the graveyard deep in the junkyard dig a hole hide behind a stone when he comes looking for me I will shoot him with an smg then put him in the hole bury him and then say hope you like the Underworld jimmy die
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12-26-13 06:53 PM
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   I flushed Jimmy downward into his father's toilet bowl. He ended up within the Indian Ocean and had been feasted on by a Kraken.
   I flushed Jimmy downward into his father's toilet bowl. He ended up within the Indian Ocean and had been feasted on by a Kraken.
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I pushed jimmy off a really high cliff that has a magma portal to a dying start about to go super nova and he is melted then blasted to nothingness by the blast then retreived by a space rover that spits acid on him and steps on him a lot.
I pushed jimmy off a really high cliff that has a magma portal to a dying start about to go super nova and he is melted then blasted to nothingness by the blast then retreived by a space rover that spits acid on him and steps on him a lot.
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I will take Jimmy to a bar, and get him 10 Vodka's. I will then have him drive home in an unstable car. Poor Jimmy.
I will take Jimmy to a bar, and get him 10 Vodka's. I will then have him drive home in an unstable car. Poor Jimmy.
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01-04-14 08:25 PM
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I will push Jimmy into a nether portal, and BREAK IT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHH!!!
I will push Jimmy into a nether portal, and BREAK IT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHH!!!
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01-05-14 12:14 AM
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brock270 : Question did he sleep in a bed before going to the nether?

brock270 : Question did he sleep in a bed before going to the nether?
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Shall you believe this? Jimmy had threatened myself to punch my bowl of salad. It is insanity, correct? What is this world transforming into? Anyways, if Jimmy decides to threaten myself, I shall murder himself. Approximately ten minutes afterward the threat Jimmy had created towards myself, I had grabbed another bowl of salad, shoved up directly up his a**h***, and it had became lodge deep within that area. Considering that bowl of salad had clogged the path his own feces travels throughout to be released, Jimmy had exploded into one piece and had passed away. I regret murdering Jimmy, but what am I suppose to commit? Should I honestly just allow him to threaten myself to punch my bowl of salad? I must protect my friends and I must also protect my possessions!
Shall you believe this? Jimmy had threatened myself to punch my bowl of salad. It is insanity, correct? What is this world transforming into? Anyways, if Jimmy decides to threaten myself, I shall murder himself. Approximately ten minutes afterward the threat Jimmy had created towards myself, I had grabbed another bowl of salad, shoved up directly up his a**h***, and it had became lodge deep within that area. Considering that bowl of salad had clogged the path his own feces travels throughout to be released, Jimmy had exploded into one piece and had passed away. I regret murdering Jimmy, but what am I suppose to commit? Should I honestly just allow him to threaten myself to punch my bowl of salad? I must protect my friends and I must also protect my possessions!
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Fallman7 : What do you mean?
Fallman7 : What do you mean?
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If he slept in a bed before you threw him into the portal he would respawn and wouldn't die outright jimmy would come back. In short you didn't kill jimmy.
If he slept in a bed before you threw him into the portal he would respawn and wouldn't die outright jimmy would come back. In short you didn't kill jimmy.
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I'd tie him to a bench.  Then put a tube in his mouth.  Then pump air into him, till he bursts.   BOOM!!  Die Jimmy.
I'd tie him to a bench.  Then put a tube in his mouth.  Then pump air into him, till he bursts.   BOOM!!  Die Jimmy.
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"Come here Jimmy, come here, take the poisonous candy, don't worry, nothing will happen. What? No.. It's not poisonous." (I lied)
"Come here Jimmy, come here, take the poisonous candy, don't worry, nothing will happen. What? No.. It's not poisonous." (I lied)
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I "copy" Jimmy, highlight his head, right click and "cut" it.
 
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I "copy" Jimmy, highlight his head, right click and "cut" it.
 
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wat.

I... uh... *lets out a deep breath* > : D

I spend years becoming Jimmy's best friend, and learn his most wanted desires. When he least expects it, I use those against him to lure him away from other people (while still in town, to make him feel safe). Once away from others, I offer him a ride home. While we're driving, I give him a cup of soda I bought at a gas station on the way over, complete with sleeping pills. After he's unconscious, I drive to a predetermined location that is many miles from listening ears and prying eyes. I tie him down to a table, and gather what I'll need. I put on a mask, and wait for him to wake up. Once he wakes up, I torment him with Chinese water torture for a few hours. After getting bored of that, I start asking him questions about himself (pretending, of course, that I'm not me and that I'm a kidnapper who has mistaken him for someone else) and his line of work. When he isn't giving the answers I pretend to be looking for, I start using a blunt surgical knife to torture him into the responses I'm pretending to want. After a while of this, and him sharing nothing (as I know he wouldn't, but pretended not to know), I say 'well, you're no use', turn on the Chinese water torture device, and walk away (leaving him to starve to death). I also leave food just out of his reach, and leave a couple dogs chained outside (with food and water and shelter, of course. I'm only killing Jimmy here). They'll bark, and howl, and give him false hopes of rescue or fear of being eaten as the door is open. Eventually, though he has the water he needs, he will starve to death.

Stupid Jimmy, don't make friends with someone who's been ordered to kill you.
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I... uh... *lets out a deep breath* > : D

I spend years becoming Jimmy's best friend, and learn his most wanted desires. When he least expects it, I use those against him to lure him away from other people (while still in town, to make him feel safe). Once away from others, I offer him a ride home. While we're driving, I give him a cup of soda I bought at a gas station on the way over, complete with sleeping pills. After he's unconscious, I drive to a predetermined location that is many miles from listening ears and prying eyes. I tie him down to a table, and gather what I'll need. I put on a mask, and wait for him to wake up. Once he wakes up, I torment him with Chinese water torture for a few hours. After getting bored of that, I start asking him questions about himself (pretending, of course, that I'm not me and that I'm a kidnapper who has mistaken him for someone else) and his line of work. When he isn't giving the answers I pretend to be looking for, I start using a blunt surgical knife to torture him into the responses I'm pretending to want. After a while of this, and him sharing nothing (as I know he wouldn't, but pretended not to know), I say 'well, you're no use', turn on the Chinese water torture device, and walk away (leaving him to starve to death). I also leave food just out of his reach, and leave a couple dogs chained outside (with food and water and shelter, of course. I'm only killing Jimmy here). They'll bark, and howl, and give him false hopes of rescue or fear of being eaten as the door is open. Eventually, though he has the water he needs, he will starve to death.

Stupid Jimmy, don't make friends with someone who's been ordered to kill you.
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I give him a cake with a little but lethal bomb inside then meanwhile he sleeps i put a match in his mouth make him swallow it and you know...BOOM!!
I give him a cake with a little but lethal bomb inside then meanwhile he sleeps i put a match in his mouth make him swallow it and you know...BOOM!!
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