This is really simple, you just make a quote from Yugioh Abridged and the next one rates it on a scale of one to ten, you are allowed to add in extra to say exactly how you feel about it, but don't type too much, then make another one. It can be up to 5 lines, like a short conversation. Also, no quotes with cussing unless censored swearing is allowed here. If it is, MAKE IT CENSORED! Another rule, should have mentioned this earlier, nothing that sounds TOO inappropriate. If this belongs in another place like Forum Games, or something, can it please be moved there? Anyway, let's begin.

Kaiba Ghost: It's true, Yugi. I've returned from the dead in order to defeat you. My desire for vengeance was so strong that even Hell itself could not hope to contain my--

Yami: Okay, time out. Does anyone here actually believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost?

Tristan: I do.

Yami: Anyone BESIDES Tristan?

Tristan: ...I do.

8/10, this quote was probably the funniest of the episode, in my opinion at least.
Alright, now mine, sorry if it's a bit inaccurate.
Tristan: Aww, it's not even a robot pony, we can't ride it.

Duke:Oh, we can ride him .

Now prepare for this thread to be mostly about Tristan quotes.

6/10 Found it kind inappropriate but still good.

Random Steve: Listen, if it'll get you to leave any quicker, I'll just register you in the tournament and give you a free duel disk.

Joey: *Sings the Legend of Zelda Opening A Large Chest music*

Yugi: Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk.

Tea: Let's get outta here, these obscure references are making me dizzy.

7/10. I enjoy zelda references. Now for this joke:
Kaiba: I summon my 3 blue eyes white dragon!
Yami: Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah so...?
Yami: That's agaisnt the rules isn't it?
Kaiba: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!

10/10 An amazing classic.

Melvin: Prepare yourself, Susan, to face the wrath of Mega Ultra Chicken!

Joey: Okay, hax! I call hax!

Melvin: What? Hax?

Joey: You totally had that card!

Melvin: The frig makes you say that?

Joey: Well how else would you unlock Moltres when you're not even in the Kanto region?

Melvin: ...You realize of course you deserve to die for that joke alone.

Joey: Totally worth it!

10/10 AMAZING! I died when i heard that quote

Joey: Man, I can't believe Kaiba started his own tournament! Now I have to enter it and get the prize money for my sister's eye operation!

Yugi: But Joey, there isn't any prize money. The winner gets his opponent's rarest card. Besides, I thought you already won the prize money in Season One.

Joey: Yeah, well, I kinda spent that money on trading cards...

Tristan: Joey Wheeler, you selfish bastard!

Joey: Shut up, Tristan! You just wanna get into Serenity's pants!

Tristan: No, I don't! I want to have sex with her! (pauses) Oh, that's what you meant...