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09-21-13 06:57 PM
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This is a fun game I thought of while searching other forums. I mixed and mashed a few ideas, and this came up in my mind.

Okay, so, here are the rules. Respond to what your master (the above poster) says, and then tell your servant (the next poster) what to do. Here's an example.

Poster A:

"Servant! Get me my boxers!"

Poster B:

"You're wearing them, Master.
Servant! Get me my pet cat!"

Poster C:

"Er, sir... He got rabies and ran away, remember?
Servant! Get me my steak!"

And so on.

All Vizzed rules apply. No swearing, spamming, flaming, insulting, inappropriate commands, and no porn.

Get it? Good.

I shall start.

Servant! Get me a coat!
This is a fun game I thought of while searching other forums. I mixed and mashed a few ideas, and this came up in my mind.

Okay, so, here are the rules. Respond to what your master (the above poster) says, and then tell your servant (the next poster) what to do. Here's an example.

Poster A:

"Servant! Get me my boxers!"

Poster B:

"You're wearing them, Master.
Servant! Get me my pet cat!"

Poster C:

"Er, sir... He got rabies and ran away, remember?
Servant! Get me my steak!"

And so on.

All Vizzed rules apply. No swearing, spamming, flaming, insulting, inappropriate commands, and no porn.

Get it? Good.

I shall start.

Servant! Get me a coat!
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It's the middle of summer, sire! You'll need a sweater too.
Servant! Bring me a novel!
It's the middle of summer, sire! You'll need a sweater too.
Servant! Bring me a novel!
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oyaman :

Nice job! You've got it!

I'll post once more just to prove how this thread works.

Sir, you told me to use your novels as toilet paper, remember?

Servant! Bring me a plunger!
oyaman :

Nice job! You've got it!

I'll post once more just to prove how this thread works.

Sir, you told me to use your novels as toilet paper, remember?

Servant! Bring me a plunger!
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But sir, you use an outhouse, remember?

Servant, bring me a Guava Rockstar!
But sir, you use an outhouse, remember?

Servant, bring me a Guava Rockstar!
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Singelli :

But ma'am, a clown stole the incoming stock at the nearby gas station. 

Servant, please get me my alarm clock. 
Singelli :

But ma'am, a clown stole the incoming stock at the nearby gas station. 

Servant, please get me my alarm clock. 
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But sir, you're already awake!

Servant, fetch me two bananas.
But sir, you're already awake!

Servant, fetch me two bananas.
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supernerd117 : You told me to feed all the bananas to your pet pognog! (a pognog is a monster on Uncle Grandpa)


Servant! Bring me an extra roll of toilet paper! 
supernerd117 : You told me to feed all the bananas to your pet pognog! (a pognog is a monster on Uncle Grandpa)


Servant! Bring me an extra roll of toilet paper! 
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"But we are already out of toilet paper master!"

Servent! Get me my laptop!
"But we are already out of toilet paper master!"

Servent! Get me my laptop!
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DittoDude44 : But sir... toilet paper isn't really going to hold back the angry mob. You need something a little sturdier....

Servant! Fetch me another space heater that's low to the ground and can keep my feet toasty!


EDIT:

ninja'd.  
Just follow the above post then. XD
DittoDude44 : But sir... toilet paper isn't really going to hold back the angry mob. You need something a little sturdier....

Servant! Fetch me another space heater that's low to the ground and can keep my feet toasty!


EDIT:

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Just follow the above post then. XD
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I guess I have 2 to do. 


mohammedroxx3 : I ate it for breakfast! Who knew motherboards tasted sooo good?


Singelli : You do not own one!


Servant, I order you to make me a laptop, even if you do not know anything about computers! Put a 900 TB hard drive and a 88 GB RAM in it!

I guess I have 2 to do. 


mohammedroxx3 : I ate it for breakfast! Who knew motherboards tasted sooo good?


Singelli : You do not own one!


Servant, I order you to make me a laptop, even if you do not know anything about computers! Put a 900 TB hard drive and a 88 GB RAM in it!

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DittoDude44 : OK, this goes here, and that goes there...Done!  *Loud explosion*  Sorry, sir!


Servnt, I commnd u 2 txt and drve!
DittoDude44 : OK, this goes here, and that goes there...Done!  *Loud explosion*  Sorry, sir!


Servnt, I commnd u 2 txt and drve!
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Wow this is getting pretty popular and it looks funny and cool to reply to, very well then, I shall now reply to this amazing thread! 

But sir, I do not have a car to drive in

Servant, I command you to go jump of the grand canyon! NOW!


I can tell that this thread is going to get really popular like the other threads in the crazy house. Quite a creative and fun idea I must say. Nice work. 
Wow this is getting pretty popular and it looks funny and cool to reply to, very well then, I shall now reply to this amazing thread! 

But sir, I do not have a car to drive in

Servant, I command you to go jump of the grand canyon! NOW!


I can tell that this thread is going to get really popular like the other threads in the crazy house. Quite a creative and fun idea I must say. Nice work. 
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Razor-987 :

Thanks! I appreciate that you like it. I would love it if it becomes famous. Thanks again.

But, master, that would hurt!

Servant, buy me skittles!
Razor-987 :

Thanks! I appreciate that you like it. I would love it if it becomes famous. Thanks again.

But, master, that would hurt!

Servant, buy me skittles!
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But sire, you have already got Starburst!

Know your place slave...bring me a chimera's head!
But sire, you have already got Starburst!

Know your place slave...bring me a chimera's head!
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Sir, chimeras are extinct!

You there, bake me a phoenix pie!
Sir, chimeras are extinct!

You there, bake me a phoenix pie!
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Evilninjagamer : But madam  your favorite Pie is apple pie, not Phoenix pie!
 Servant get me a guitar so I can practice the day away!
Evilninjagamer : But madam  your favorite Pie is apple pie, not Phoenix pie!
 Servant get me a guitar so I can practice the day away!
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But sir, you are only skilled at playing the accordion and bagpipes, plus you have broken all of the guitar strings! So you cannot play it anyway! 


Servant, throw yourself down the stairs and then sing me the star spangled banner blind folded, hanging upside down with your hands tied behind your back AT ONCE! No exceptions, now sing slave!! XD

I admit that last part was pretty funny, I wanted to make it silly and involving pain, like the last one I gave which was jumping off of the grand Canyon. 
But sir, you are only skilled at playing the accordion and bagpipes, plus you have broken all of the guitar strings! So you cannot play it anyway! 


Servant, throw yourself down the stairs and then sing me the star spangled banner blind folded, hanging upside down with your hands tied behind your back AT ONCE! No exceptions, now sing slave!! XD

I admit that last part was pretty funny, I wanted to make it silly and involving pain, like the last one I gave which was jumping off of the grand Canyon. 
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Razor-987 :

Sir... We live in a box. We have no stairs.
And, I need not know the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner, my sir.
And I have no idea where to hang upside down from, sire.

Servant! I command you to make me a sandwich.
Razor-987 :

Sir... We live in a box. We have no stairs.
And, I need not know the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner, my sir.
And I have no idea where to hang upside down from, sire.

Servant! I command you to make me a sandwich.
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goodboy : But sir, you already have two sitting on your dish.
And sir were all out of ham slices, sorry .

Servant go fetch of me a pudding cup, now!
goodboy : But sir, you already have two sitting on your dish.
And sir were all out of ham slices, sorry .

Servant go fetch of me a pudding cup, now!
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But sir, you already used all of it to cover all the walls so you can lick them up for your own pleasure for later, so we are all out of pudding I am afraid...Would you care for a lemon crumpet instead, they are rather delicious I should have you know.


Servant, go fetch me a million dollars, I don't care where you get it, just do it NOW XD!


This thread is going to get really popular, I can guarantee it! Look at how many people have replied to it in the short time span it has been made!
But sir, you already used all of it to cover all the walls so you can lick them up for your own pleasure for later, so we are all out of pudding I am afraid...Would you care for a lemon crumpet instead, they are rather delicious I should have you know.


Servant, go fetch me a million dollars, I don't care where you get it, just do it NOW XD!


This thread is going to get really popular, I can guarantee it! Look at how many people have replied to it in the short time span it has been made!
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