That's a tough one I have said to people I don't want to be young again unless I get to go back to the 90s (because I don't want to be a kid in this day and age), though granted going back at age ten with all this knowledge would be useful in school. Losing my memories aren't worth fifty million


now I don't know if this was asked before but would you rather have sore shoulders or sore knees (and believe me they both hurt like you wouldn't believe)

I think sore shoulders since sore knees means it's hard to simply move about but I'm sure the shoulders would be awful too.

Would you rather Never game again or be forced to play everything on the hardest difficulty while doing the hardest challenge run.

Never game again. I got more important stuff to do in my life than just game every day. It’s a hobby not an addiction.

Would you rather… worship me or become the most negative person in the world?

I could worship you for about 5 seconds..... after that I think I'd take being the most negative person in the world. It wouldn't be a huge change from how I am a lot of the time

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?

While I'm sure most would say the maid could probably cook too I'm going to go chef because I don't really enjoy cooking all that often and if he's chef then he probably can cook better than I can anyway.

Would you rather eat grass or drink river water?

The color of the river would determine the answer... if it's relatively clear I'll drink it. Otherwise I'd just eat the grass.

Would you rather gain the knowledge on how to do a front flip but can never learn how to back flip, or gain the knowledge on how to do a front flip but can never learn how to front flip?

Front flip is more impressive since people don't do it often, so front flip

Would you rather never have to clean or never have to cook

Clean. I don't mind cooking and it isn't that difficult to do. I'm not a fan of cleaning. It would be nice if things were just clean all the time or any mess I make is magically cleaned up or organized and put away without me having to do it. ESPECIALLY with kids around the house. That would be amazing.

Would you rather go to space or the bottom of the ocean?

Absolutely the bottom of the ocean. No one's been to the true bottom before and it would be awesome to see the sights down there - most likely plenty of undiscovered species of fish, that probably look nothing like what we're used to since they must have evolved to withstand so much hydrostatic pressure.

Would you rather never be able to hear your favorite song again, or never be able to play your favorite game again?

I'd probably pick the song. Songs only last 3-4 minutes but games last for hours. No contest there.

Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?

I'd rather have a horrible job for 10 years, I'd be retired at 24, and around 60 years without having to work.

Would you rather lose the ability to laugh or to cry?

I would pick cry, but it's not an easy of a pick as it seems - I greatly value comedy in my life and would never give that up, but crying is a good outlet when your emotions are too bundled up as well.

A wizard has zapped you with a curse, but very generously has given you a choice - would you rather lose the ability to use the first half of the alphabet, or the second half?

Such a random question but I kind of feel like the 1st half would be better to keep than the 2nd. A lot of letters in the 2nd half feel like they are rare.

Would you rather be criticized or be ignored?

Criticized, sounds better than getting ignored

Would you rather get 1 million dollars the doubles every day, or 1 penny

I feel like you did that wrong....

Shouldn't it be 1 million dollars or a penny that doubles every day for a month?

Based on what you said I'm picking the million dollars that double every day even though it isn't really a choice.

Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?

These are both really good ones that required a little bit of thinking (non-typical of a Crazy House thread!). I think there's some "practical use" to lying that doesn't really cause any harm to anyone - slightly embellishing yourself on a resume for a job that you know you can perform, lying to protect others, etc. etc.

On the other hand, you might be the type to only tell "white lies" for lack of a better term, but that absolutely does not apply to others around you - I think being able to weaponize the ability to always detect others lies' can be used against others who lie much more maliciously. That said however, on a grander scale I guess you'd have to be able to gather evidence on someone's lies if you're trying to also convince others, and that's not something that seems to be included in the ability...

Hmmmm... I think go with being able to detect all lies. Even if I can't always prove it to others, I feel as if that's a more useful ability to have even just on a personal level.

Would you rather have tons of friends without being particularly close to one, or very few, but very close friends?

Very few, but very close, I only have 1 IRL friend, and I only need 1 friend, too many friends would take all your free time

Would you rather have 32 GB of DDR5 RAM or 64 GB of DDR4 RAM?

Probably 32 GB of DDR5. I doubt I could actually make use of 64GB for anything and I'd rather have a higher quality but lower amount of ram if I had to pick between the 2.

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Definitely 20 minutes early... there's far less possible consequences to that as compared to always being late. People, or appointments, may also be ready for you early too, and you can end up getting out of a commitment earlier than expected. Plus I'm a rather patient person and have plenty of ways to entertain myself even if I need to wait until the appropriate time. Maybe if you took away my phone for those 20 minutes too, I may hesitate on the answer... lol

Would you rather have an infinite supply of your favorite food, or favorite drink?

Favorite drink. I don't think I would want an unlimited supply of food. I guess I could sell it or give it away but it's my favorite so I don't know how many other people would want it. Plus, drinks just sound better to have an unlimited supply of than food. I'd prefer the variety in what I eat over what I drink.

Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?