Basically, a person says a noun, and you have to try and say something that's really random, and give another noun. Then, the third person rates how random your random quote is and says something random about your noun. [BUT your sentence has to have the noun in it]:
EG:
1st person (Me): House
2nd person : I found a cookie in the toilet which was situated in my house.
Tree
3rd person: Rating: 8/10
I found a bird in my tree which I ate for breakfast.
Vomit
4th person: Rating: 7/10
I ate my vomit, and vomited out my vomit so that I could eat it again.
Grass

And it goes on... It's hard to explain, but you get the point. I'll start it off:
Poo

Hmm... minds well try it...

I shouted "Woo!" at some poo when Dr. Soo told me to(o).


Chalk.

9.5/10
I ate some chalk coz I felt like I wanted to.
Hat

8/10

Hey nice hat, did you get it from the 99 cent store..

Lol, it was funny to me. But on the other hand, I'm weird. Huh..

Chips.

6/10

I maded you some potato chips...

... But I eated them.

MegaMan

6/10.

MegaMan was originally of the namagem valley smurfs, but he grew freakishly large and metallic.

Sholaces.

6/10

I made you some shoelaces...

But I eated them...

Person.

8/10
A person walked past my house yesterday, so I tracked him down and started stalking him.
Nest.

8/10
I was outside on my front porch when i seen a bird fall out of its nest so i walked over and picked up the bird and put him back in his nest
Cop

6/10

It was dark outside, only the flashlights of the an oncoming car and the flickering lights of the half-broken street lamps lit the sidewalk. It was night in the city, and everyone was afraid to go out, except me. I hurried down toward my destination, the flickering lights beckoning me to turn around and hide in the safety of my home. But I would have none of it. I reached the house where I was gonna meet my contacts, and knocked twice on the door. They asked for the password, I answered with "n*****facing twodicked horseshoes", they opened it up. inside I could see him, the boss. A tall man in his twenties, wearing a black tuxedo and looking abnormally stylish compared to the rest of the run down house. He asked me if I got the money, I asked him if he got the goods. We both showed it at the same time, he took the money, I got the drugs. Everything was fine. I got a note for my next assassination mission, it was a cop. Was gonna be done the next day. Easy I thought, and went home. Well inside of my house I tasted some of the drugs... Salvia, good stuff, will fetch good money for me. I took of my jacket and stripped down to go to bed, tomorrow was a big day. It's not everyday that you get to kill a cop.


Drugs.

10/10

My other computer is made of drugs.

MegaMan X.

I used a hard drive that I threw into a black hole to blow the s**t out of a megaman x game case, because I felt like it :3

EDIT: Forgot the next word, which is now VOMIT.

I vomited while eating breakfast. The next word is roof.

I was typing on the roof when I realized something: I was cheating the rules of the crazy house. (Don't ban me pl0x) So, In fear of what might happen, I was getting down, when I saw some dinosaurs, then I turned into one! So, I somehow made a jet appear in front of me got it, and started shooting at the other dinosaurs. While flying, I declared


And then somehow saved the world.

NExt word, Spaghetti!

9/10
I sat on some spaghetti while watching cartoons made of cartons of milk.

The next word is: shingles.

8/10
I was staring at my shingles while there is an earthquake. The next word is sword.

7/10
I swallowed a sword cause i'm crazy outta my gord.

Bicycle

8/10

I saw a Bicycle outside a shop and since mine is broken i took it and ran away.


Paperboy

6/10
I fought the paperboy in a cage match for his last 15 cents.

Bazooka

7/10

My bazooka was out getting cleaned so I had to go get dirty.

Skull