Hello, my dear friends. I have come to terms with my struggles. I am a pathetic virgin. There is no better time to remedy this than now, but the women still aren't coming to me. So, I'm asking Vizzed.com for tips on pulling women. I have money and literally all my Viz on offer.

There are three routes I know of, to reliably get women. If none of them applies, it's going to be hit or miss, unfortunately!

Either:

1. Be hot.

2. Be incredibly funny / have an excellent personality.

3. Have a lot of money.

Hope one of these applies to you!

Lure them into your basement.

Pretend you're a woman and go to a sleepover.

Truth or dare.

If all else fails and this is clearly more important to you than anything else for some reason, there are certain women you can ring up and play Smash with.

Be confidant and put yourself out there.

Also my advice is that don't go out looking for sex, just look for someone you can have a fun relationship with.. sex comes naturally.

Furret : Ironically there's a website out there where you can pay to play games with girls... if i recall the top e-girl is a guy because le internet humor.

Sex is only one piece of the pie. There's a lot more that goes into it, but I don't think you want a big lecture right now.

Tell you what. I used to be a big womanizer in the past, and I still uphold some potentially negative parts of chivalry.

There are some tricks you could employ, the "alpha male strategy." However, this turns it all into a big "game" and the moment you choose to stop playing, you'll lose her to someone more attractive. Also, emulating "alpha male" traits is hard in the first place. For a third. . . "alpha males" don't attract the cream of the crop. They basically attract people who are just as fake as they are.

The most attractive men and women are graded by the masses, but they ultimately are the result of social stigma and popular opinion. They are people who appeal to base instincts, but not to logic, which is a pretty surefire way to fail in a long term relationship.

I know one guy who's tried to emulate "alpha male" traits in order to court girls he wants to marry one day. In his own words he likes to go after girls who are "young and dumb." five years younger than him. He can't get any of them to marry him though. He's been engaged six different times, and the fathers have always stepped in and said "no."

Of course, he blames the dads, but be honest, what's really going on here? The girl could leave her family if she wanted too. The truth is, he's just not worth picking over her family to her, the whole "Her father didn't let me marry her" is bulls***, unless you're dealing with some kindof abusive relationship between the daughter and father. But even then the daughter has to recognize the abuse and say "no more."

On the other hand, is it really becoming free from abuse to run off with your lover and abandon your family? Coming from an abused background, you may not know what a healthy relationship looks like along with a multitude of other uncertainties. I don't recommend women from abusive homes run off with a good man. I recommend they seek financial independence first and they get a good understanding of life before they hastily commit to a relationship. People have been treating new relationships like they are the end all-be all cure for everything. Nope, they're just another part of life that you have do correctly with a lot of responsibility. You aren't dead yet, and until you are, you'll always be responsible for something. Granted, running off with what seems to be a good man may be the best chance a girl has at leaving an abusive home life. . . she better exercise a lot of wisdom before choosing to do so.

We need to find ourselves before we find someone to love.


My advice is to plan your life out another way. Seek financial security. That alone will attract a girl if you're wondering. Just be wary of who you let into your life when you achieve that, because there are plenty of girls who'll have a few kids, and then divorce you and keep the children for themselves.

There's always a place for you in other people's lives if you produce something they need. For most of us, that's money, but sometimes it can also be wisdom or humor.

In the end, I'd just suggest you look at the whole circle that's meant to come with sex--that being a family, a future, actual relationships, and responsibility.

You'll be happier owning up to these things rather than just seeking pleasure all the time anyways. I had to tell a few girls "no" last year for one reason or another. One actually tried to get me to be her backup boyfriend--which tells me enough about her character to not give her a chance.

You wanna have sex? Set aside some of your wages and hire a prostitute. I don't recommend that you do it for various reasons that would make my post far longer, but if all you want is sex, then that's how you get it.

Being a virgin is nothing to be shamed of. I'm still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way till I'm married. I only want to have one person in my mind sexually. It will make you a lot more committed to someone if you aren't constantly comparing her against past partners/porn stars/anime girls, and you'll enjoy her way more.

I remember my ex didn't look very good to most people I showed her pictures too. I thoughts he looked great though because I wasn't polluting my mind with unrealistically beautiful anime girls or porn, and I wasn't sexually satisfying myself in other ways, although I still have wet dreams when half asleep like all men do. I don't look up porn. . . I don't read romance. . . I still think my ex looks nice.

Nothing is better than being content in life, and not being in the stupid rat-race everyone else is in. Go your own way. Why does society get to tell you what's cool and what isn't? If you're being teased for being a virgin, then maybe you need to change who you hang around. People laugh at me till they hear about the money make and not spend on a girl who would be ungrateful for it. All my money I make is for my own family one day. I also avoid all the dramatic nonsense most people dating today have to deal with. Life is great.

Focus on being productive, not on having sex. That'll leave you in a pit that's difficult to come out of. You can have all the fun you want after you're wisely set everything up. You're 21? I didn't get a decent paying job till I turned 24. The sooner you accept responsibility in life, the sooner you'll start to be able to enjoy it to it's fullest!

Assuming you’re ugly best advice I can advise you is to be confident. Show that boldness and confront them with a simple hello or find a way to ease in like if she has a dog, say her dog looks cute, just an example. Be clever with your wording whether you’re trying to flirt or be funny, though don’t be too strong with your words or it may scare the species.

People may say it’s all about the alpha or playing the field is a must but alas that’s a no to a certain extent. You gotta show you care, like you mean it or else what’s the point of those empty words? Gotta get out of that box and away from your comfort zone. The whole virgin thing? Does that really matter??? Few women may scoff at it but trust me, most will find it admirable and will feel like you’re waiting for the one (even though that’s not the case but don’t bring that up).

Mostly it’s just about perspective really. Be confident, be yourself, communication and transparency is the biggest factor I can think of from what someone once told me and that is very true. Work on yourself if you need to before you start looking for that gal, no rush. You’re a young lad don’t worry

Edit: I was a player myself until I met my ex three years ago on mlk day. Haven’t really been looking for another relationship since the breakup last June so yeah... ????

Forget all the chums posting here - there's only one true-to-the-books method.

Women love a strong man. You might ask yourself, "well gee how do I show I'm stronger than the rest of them?" The answer is quite simple, and we must retract to our primordial instincts as animals, not as humans.

Screaming contests.

"Whatever could you mean, Michael?" Do you remember that day in 1994? Yeah, November 9th. The day Goku turned into a Super Saiyan 3. EVERYONE was a Goku fan that day, after that episode aired. It was because he screamed for five straight minutes at the top of his lungs. Can you imagine how many women were flaunting over fictional muscles?

The answer must be simple to you now. Godspeed.

Minuano : what? i haven't heard asked for strong types.

i have seen women are into honest, faithful, and no lying types that i have seen and dating online and real life too and being gentleman type and don't fall for people that asked for money. that is a big red flag there. from a 35 year old guy is almost 36 couple of months. there is some do give mix singles and don't hit on women at work as well, you and her could get fired from your boss.

i am relationship now with a friend i know for awhile age 35 and we have same taste too.

I'd like to thank everyone for what they've contributed so far. I like a lot of girls, they're very attractive. So, I'll be able to test out everyone's methods by tomorrow.

And, although no one mentioned it here, I already ordered a race car bed as suggested by twitter.

Please keep sending tips so I can get more women, and to just help out everyone else!

People that would benefit from tips in this thread:

Boured :
deggle :
Zlinqx :
and most importantly, Lexatom:

Be who you are, and don't be ashamed of it, there will come a time when someone will click with you, maybe not today or next week, but someday.

Boured : i am in relationship and i know about that stuff too. me and my girlfriend have the same like and same taste of our relationship too.

The only thing you have to do is be yourself. Don't pretend to be something you aren't, you'll fail miserably if you put up an act.

Always try to talk to women like if you want to be friends. I don't have much experience, but in my opinion it's best to talk first and discover each other's personality. That way you can properly analyze if you want to go further or she's good staying as a friend.

As a personal note, be very sure not to hold stereotypes. Don't go for the thinner one or things like that. Go for the one you know you can spend your time with peacefully and happily, no matter what other people say.

There's a woman out there who can fall desperately in love for you just because of who you are (if you're not an a**h***, that is). It may take time to meet her, but it will be worth the wait, I can tell you.

You still have nearly 6 years to lose your virginity at a younger age than me and about the same time to find true love for the first time. I don't consider myself pathetic even if I was so late to the party, so I don't see why you should consider yourself pathetic either.

Hey man give us update on your journey of being a womanizer. It will be a nice soap opera one day

Also, flex on muscles and money women do love that too. The other stuff I said earlier take that into account. Everyone else’s opinions are trash, except the goku one. Make sure you show your alpha scream

Wow, I saw some moderate success! I now have at least eight females that want to talk to me and possibly more! And my personal favorite just likes to listen to me scream. I cannot express my gratitude enough. You're all invited to the wedding(s)!

Establish dominance by swallowing an egg whole. Works everytime.

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I'll have you know I am quite the ladies man. Just today I established and held eye contact with two SEPARATE women. One even stared back at me for a few seconds. Safe to say our relationship is getting pretty serious.

On a serious note, even though you didn't ask for it: I find that getting yourself out there and having confidence (or faking it) goes a long way. You don't need to be naturally good looking or particularly fit to hook up with someone, if that truly is your end goal. Now finding someone to have a serious connection with is a lot harder. No matter how much effort you put in, it may do little to increase your chances.

That’s good. Now become a Rico suave and woo the girls with that silver tongue me boy. “Your eyes are like the rich atmosphere of the earth itself. Needing to be watered by love to nurture and become the confident gorgeous soul that you are” and make her feel like she’s the only one in this world why you pull the same line to eight other women. I believe in you like naruto believing neji would live after the fourth shinobi war

Heh, it would seem that you and I are in the same boat. The only difference is that I don't care.

My advice is to find other things in your life to live for besides women. You don't need a woman to be happy. As long as you have financial stability and peace of mind, that's enough. Find a hobby or something that interests you, don't waste your time on women because a good woman doesn't exist. They all leave when things go wrong in your life.

Not only that, they don't help you with your goals and what you are trying to achieve. Most of them don't encourage you, and the only purpose they seem to serve in my life is sex. I need more than that, and I know most of the women out here offer nothing more than that. A good many of them don't even offer that, and the time we spend together is so forgettable and lame.

I'm happier alone, and all I need is a good place to live and money in the bank with a good source of income. I believe if you start pursuing these things in life and forget about females, you'll be a lot happier. They'll destroy your: mind, body, and soul if you let them. And, they'll ruin your bank account if you marry one of these girls, let alone get one pregnant.

That's why I choose to remain celibate. You don't need to lose your virginity.