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03-23-10 04:25 PM
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How it works:

Comment on what's ahead of you:

Haha, I'd never do that if I was payed to.

You say a way to get kicked out:

Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.

and hopefully someone will comment on yours and make their own. It would go on and on and on, etc.

I'LL START!

Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
How it works:

Comment on what's ahead of you:

Haha, I'd never do that if I was payed to.

You say a way to get kicked out:

Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.

and hopefully someone will comment on yours and make their own. It would go on and on and on, etc.

I'LL START!

Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
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Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart.
Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart.
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True story: On Halloween a few years back, my friend Jacob and his two older brothers set up two camping tents right in the middle of the store, and recorded the chaos that ensued. It was HILARIOUS.
True story: On Halloween a few years back, my friend Jacob and his two older brothers set up two camping tents right in the middle of the store, and recorded the chaos that ensued. It was HILARIOUS.
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Scenario: I walk into Wal-Marts and eat everything I can get my hands on followed by a nice drink courtesy of Wal-Mart. I then take one of the bike's drive it around the store, pick up some speed, and drive it straight into a customers cart.(Not a True Story, just sounds funny)
Scenario: I walk into Wal-Marts and eat everything I can get my hands on followed by a nice drink courtesy of Wal-Mart. I then take one of the bike's drive it around the store, pick up some speed, and drive it straight into a customers cart.(Not a True Story, just sounds funny)
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Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD
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Originally posted by RedMageCole
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD


WTF. o_0
Originally posted by RedMageCole
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD


WTF. o_0
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Originally posted by RedMageCole
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD


WOW, WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. WOAH, WOAH, YOU ARE ODD!
Originally posted by RedMageCole
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD


WOW, WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. WOAH, WOAH, YOU ARE ODD!
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If not all of the cashier stalls are open, open one up and stand where the cashier stands, and then ask for help from employees when people line up and none of the items get scanned in, since the machine isn't on.

I wonder if the employees would even notice you didn't work there, especially if you put on a uniform.
If not all of the cashier stalls are open, open one up and stand where the cashier stands, and then ask for help from employees when people line up and none of the items get scanned in, since the machine isn't on.

I wonder if the employees would even notice you didn't work there, especially if you put on a uniform.
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You can get kicked from Walmart if you put underwear in the popcorn machine.
You can get kicked from Walmart if you put underwear in the popcorn machine.
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Originally posted by septembern
You can get kicked from Walmart if you put underwear in the popcorn machine.


eeeeeeeewewewewewewewew thats just nasty.


You would probably get kicked out, and fined, for setting fire to people unfortunate enough to walk into the changing room stall that you are hiding in, waiting to set them on fire. Or just setting fire to anything else.
Originally posted by septembern
You can get kicked from Walmart if you put underwear in the popcorn machine.


eeeeeeeewewewewewewewew thats just nasty.


You would probably get kicked out, and fined, for setting fire to people unfortunate enough to walk into the changing room stall that you are hiding in, waiting to set them on fire. Or just setting fire to anything else.
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Originally posted by RedMageCole
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
xD


I need a shirt of that XD

You could always dress up as Batman then creep up on customers and take them out as you hoarsly say "Justice has been served"
Originally posted by RedMageCole
Gang rape someone in the store.
WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
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I need a shirt of that XD

You could always dress up as Batman then creep up on customers and take them out as you hoarsly say "Justice has been served"
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These stories can go to any extend, except for RedMageCole's extents.
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Just try to steal everything. Stuff all the clothes inside your jacket. Take all there bags and put books, tooth brushes, paste, food, games, and just everything inside.. If the employees tell you to leave, slap them, and run around the place until they catch you. It has to be a big place, so it would be fun.

Make a big mess. Smash all the windows that locks up the games with baseball bats, and wear all the jewelry that they have. Sure you are going to be arrested, but you are going to get kicked out of Wal Mart.
Just try to steal everything. Stuff all the clothes inside your jacket. Take all there bags and put books, tooth brushes, paste, food, games, and just everything inside.. If the employees tell you to leave, slap them, and run around the place until they catch you. It has to be a big place, so it would be fun.

Make a big mess. Smash all the windows that locks up the games with baseball bats, and wear all the jewelry that they have. Sure you are going to be arrested, but you are going to get kicked out of Wal Mart.
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Take a huge crap in the middle of the checkout.
Take a huge crap in the middle of the checkout.
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Originally posted by SarothCyngus
Take a huge crap in the middle of the checkout.


Gross, that's nasty, you are trying to get kicked out, not thrown into jail for Public Excrementation or something like that.
Originally posted by SarothCyngus
Take a huge crap in the middle of the checkout.


Gross, that's nasty, you are trying to get kicked out, not thrown into jail for Public Excrementation or something like that.
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Have a shopping cart joust in the aisles and you must tap each employee on the head with a chicken.
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If you have a friend who's the opposite gender of you, do the following:

1. Go into the family bathroom.
2. Both of you take off your jackets and belts ONLY and cover yourselves in water (making it look like sweat Lol)
3. Mess up both your hair
4. Walk out holding hands and tell a nearby employee that it was fun and he/she should join you back in the bathroom for round two!

I wish that was a true story!!! Lol
If you have a friend who's the opposite gender of you, do the following:

1. Go into the family bathroom.
2. Both of you take off your jackets and belts ONLY and cover yourselves in water (making it look like sweat Lol)
3. Mess up both your hair
4. Walk out holding hands and tell a nearby employee that it was fun and he/she should join you back in the bathroom for round two!

I wish that was a true story!!! Lol
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True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it
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Originally posted by Kahelofdoom
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it


OMG!!! That's HORRIBLE!!!
Originally posted by Kahelofdoom
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it


OMG!!! That's HORRIBLE!!!
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Originally posted by Kahelofdoom
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it


Um, How the F did your friend come up with that idea??!! You better pray to God you didn't kill the old woman.
Originally posted by Kahelofdoom
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it


Um, How the F did your friend come up with that idea??!! You better pray to God you didn't kill the old woman.
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