I am a certified memeologist. I don't give a crap about the human race, and yet you're still dying to know more? Okay, fine, how about...I give you two quarters, you go buy a balloon and a ride in front of the grocery store, and I don't have to pay for your child support. Does that sound like a good deal? No? How about this then.

My last name is Smith but you don't need to know the rest of it. Yes I know it sounds a bit cliche OMAIGAWD!AJUNTSMYTH! but you really don't need to know more on that subject, do you? So yeah I like pokemon I have ever since I started playing Yellow version on the bus from school one day that belonged to a friend of my brothers. Yes I remember that far back in my childhood. No I don't have crabs. No, I don't -- Why do you insist on trying to murder my brain with redundant questions when I already cannot unsee what has been seen? Anyway. No, I haven't been far even as decided to use...wait what? Give me a break, I'm trying to describe myself, what the dick man, give me some air.

In all seriousness I enjoy chocolate pudding, long walks on the beach and serious relationships. If you would like to know more just email me at grande_cajones[at]hawtsforyoumail.com.

OR if you are really persistent you can just PM me here and ask me a few questions you think I would answer. Depends on if I trust you. Also depends if anyones even bothered to read this far...*sigh*.

Anyways, goodnight.