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All right, so I just finished Pokemon Pearl and I'm still playing it in the hopes of catching some of the other elusive legendaries. In the meantime I thought of a few pokemon jokes/puns and thought I would share them. First, let me know whether they're awesome or lame; then throw in a pun of your own. It has to be a new one! No repeats in this thread, please.

1. In the pokemon world, what game do babies and little kids like to play???
      Peek-a-choo! (pikachu)
2. I'm a fire-type pokemon! Why, you ask?
      I just had hot sauce, and am breathing fire!
3.  It's a hot summer day, and you would like some ice cream. You go to the nearest Handel's. What flavor do you get?
      Vanilluxe!
4. What, theoretically, would be the best pokemon at blowing things up?
      Dragonite! (Dynamite? Get it? Anyone?)

I'm guessing these might be kind of lame...but let me know what you think!
All right, so I just finished Pokemon Pearl and I'm still playing it in the hopes of catching some of the other elusive legendaries. In the meantime I thought of a few pokemon jokes/puns and thought I would share them. First, let me know whether they're awesome or lame; then throw in a pun of your own. It has to be a new one! No repeats in this thread, please.

1. In the pokemon world, what game do babies and little kids like to play???
      Peek-a-choo! (pikachu)
2. I'm a fire-type pokemon! Why, you ask?
      I just had hot sauce, and am breathing fire!
3.  It's a hot summer day, and you would like some ice cream. You go to the nearest Handel's. What flavor do you get?
      Vanilluxe!
4. What, theoretically, would be the best pokemon at blowing things up?
      Dragonite! (Dynamite? Get it? Anyone?)

I'm guessing these might be kind of lame...but let me know what you think!

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FaithFighter : The first one was my fave! All of them were good, though. Thanks for sharing! Here are some of mine:

1. How can you make a mean joke?

Mention something Gastly.

2. One ghost said to another, "Hey, you should give that girl nightmares." The other one said, "Haunter? I barely even know her!"

3. How can you make Snorlax bellies jiggle?

You poke 'em, mon!
FaithFighter : The first one was my fave! All of them were good, though. Thanks for sharing! Here are some of mine:

1. How can you make a mean joke?

Mention something Gastly.

2. One ghost said to another, "Hey, you should give that girl nightmares." The other one said, "Haunter? I barely even know her!"

3. How can you make Snorlax bellies jiggle?

You poke 'em, mon!

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supernerd117 :  Not too bad, though I don't really get the haunter one. The snorlax one was great...double joke for the win!



What do call an explosive toy?
A Blastoise!

What pokemon always has a cold (besides that silly sniffle bear)?
Sneasle! 

What do you say when something not good is coming your way?
Ho Oh!

What sort of bird likes peas?
A pidove!
supernerd117 :  Not too bad, though I don't really get the haunter one. The snorlax one was great...double joke for the win!



What do call an explosive toy?
A Blastoise!

What pokemon always has a cold (besides that silly sniffle bear)?
Sneasle! 

What do you say when something not good is coming your way?
Ho Oh!

What sort of bird likes peas?
A pidove!

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FaithFighter : Not bad! Also, the whole video series "NoPUNintendo" is great, but this one is pretty relevant to your first joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCOF5Jj9bq8
FaithFighter : Not bad! Also, the whole video series "NoPUNintendo" is great, but this one is pretty relevant to your first joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCOF5Jj9bq8


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