PROLOGUE
A statue of Vegeta stands atop Vizzed Board. From a point 800 feet away from the base of the forum, the angle of elevation to the roof is 23°. From the same point, the angle of elevation to the top of Vegeta’s statue is 31°. How tall is the statue?
ANSWER: 141.1 ft

SCENE 1: ACT 1
So I was walking down the street with my friends, right? Everything’s normal, everything’s fine. Then suddenly, frickin’ Goku comes out of nowhere, goes Super Saiyan 3, and punches my friend to the next universe. I’m standing here like, what just happened, Goku shows up and just shows my friend the detour to hell. I figure that Goku is possessed by a demon and that I am destined to fight him. So I decide, you know what, I gotta fight Goku. I go and punch him and he’s like “what do u think ur doin. Im goku.?”and I try again but he just breaks my arm. I beg for the Vizzed Gods, I pray to Davideo7 (pray rejected) for a savior to beat Goku.
SCENE 1: ACT 2
Suddenly, we have A user of this come out of nowhere. He’s like what up, I’m the new Vegeta. Goku is scared out of his boots because Vegeta, the inferior Saiyan of the two, has shown up to kick Goku’s ass. A user of this goes Super Saiyan frickin’ 4 and does in fact kick Goku’s ass. Goku is like “pls vegeta im sorry I didn’t mean it” and A user of this is like YOU DESERVE NO COMPASSION. IT’S TIME YOU DIE. When f***in’ Makayla comes out of nowhere and shows Vegeta what-for and eliminates Goku. The mayor of Vizzed, mrfe, congratulates her and awards her a medal. The citizens of Vizzed are happy to know that two blood-thirsty enemies are now dead.
SCENE 1: ACT 3
EXCEPT A USER OF THIS ISN’T DEAD AND HE COMES BACK LIKE LOL WHAT UP AND THE CITY LOSES ITS HOPE. EXCEPT GALACTA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND IS LIKE, VEGETA U STAND NO CHANCE. HE THROWS A SINGLE SLICE OF Viz AND VEGETA JUST BLOWS UP. HE TAKES MAKAYLA AND TAKES HER OUT TO DINNER BECAUSE THE REAL HERO ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL. And that is the legend of Vizzed’s own One-Viz Man.

SCENE 2: ACT 1
There’s no scene 2. Instead, Here’s a meme.

I understand completely.

Galacta : I love the title. Good show. Jolly good show.

As for the scenes, I can barely follow what's going on in here.

This is beautiful. It's divine. Glorious. I don't think any other thread shall top this.

Bravo.

What sort of God did you plea to, to be able to produce such an objective masterpiece?

I must know.

Galacta : this should be archived for future generations to see. it will be a historical artifact of the early 21st century.

Bravo Galacta. This belongs in the Treasure Can. Your writing surpasses M. Night Shamalyn and Christopher Nolan. You are my new favorite writer. Please continue this story.

This prose, so flowery
The tone, so mysterious
You have taken my expectations and beat them into the ground like vegeta did to goku.