Table of Contents:


Chapter 1:

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=83494


Chapter 2:

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=83779


Chapter 3:

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=83812




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"Okay, we're here!" Waluigi exclaimed. "Miiiiiiiinnnnneeeecraaaafffttt." He stated in daze.

Waluigi always wanted to play Minecraft! He heard so much about it, and now he was finally there!

"Whatever." Metal Sonic plastered. "The sooner we find our materials, the sooner we can get out of here."

"You just wannata leave?!" Waluigi exclaimed.

"Of course!" Metal Sonic snapped. "What fun could you possibly have here? It's an outdated PC game that belongs back in 1995. Go play Half Life 2 and get modernized."

"Half Life 2?" Waluigi asked. "Isn't that the weird Game that takes place after a nuclear war and has Giant spiders or something?"

"What? . . . . I think you mean Metro. . . . It got remade not too long ago. . . " He corrected.

"But I don'ta likea guns." Waluigi complained as he walked about the brisk morning sunshine which spread across the beautiful world of blocks otherwise known as the world of Minecraft.

"What?!" Metal Sonic reared. "Why not?!"

"Too violent." Waluigi said. "I likea keedsa games."

"Kid's games. . . ." Metal Sonic muttered.

"Sonic ess a keeds game, riiiiight?" Waluig asked.

"No." Metal Sonic said. brief memories of Shadow the Hedgehog and SA2 came back into his mind. ". . . . . . . Yes. . . . . it's complicated." He finally decided.

"Of course eet ees!" Waluigi exclaimed. "Who do you make the games for den? Adults?!?"

"Well. . . . More of in between. . ." Metal Sonic answered. "Only I wasn't in any of the really mature ones. . . . Shadow. . . ."

"Hey!" Waluigi pointed. "There's a tree!"

"Wonderful."

"No! Eet's nota data seemple! Youa hafta hava a tree fora Minacraft!"

"I don't see how." Metal Sonic muttered.

"Ow!" Waluigi hurt his fist trying to punch down the tree.

"What are you doing?"

"Punching ada treea doowwn!"

"What the- That'll never work."

"Yess eet weel! You just have keep going!- OOOWWW!"

"Ugh." Metal Sonic facepalmed and shook his head in his hand. "This is never going to work. Here, let me show you." Metal Sonic Marched forward as Waluigi stepped aside.

"It hasn't broken yet."

"You have to keep going! If you stop punching it then it resets and you hava to sart eet from da beginning agaaaiin!"

Metal Sonic just creaks.

"Fine. . . . Whatever." Metal Sonic continually hit the tree.

"It's cracking. . . " He added after a number of strikes.

"Dat's good!" Waluig exclaimed.

"Waluigi, you may want to get b-"

*pop*

A single Oak wood block popped out where Metal Sonic had removed it. The rest of the tree just stood there in the air.

". . . . . . . It's not. . . . falling." Metal Sonic mused.

"Haaah?" Waluigi burst. "Oh, yeah, I thought it was odd at first too when Mario showed me, but I got used to it." He offered.

"Well that's stupid." Metal Sonic adds on top of it. "Who plays a game where the trees won't fall when you take out the base?"

"I'm sure day had a good reason. . . " Waluigi sort of. . . protested. . .

"Or they couldn't find one so they just decided that a world full of blocks wasn't only great, but that they could ignore gravity as well." Metal Sonic remarked.

". . . . . Waaaa, whatever, you complain too much. . . . "

"What?!" Metal Sonic turned to Waluigi. "So if I cut down-

"You mean punch, "

"- Okay, PUNCH down a tre- Oh, Just. . . . . " Metal Sonic bought both of his hands up as if to say. "WHYYYYYYY?!?!?" Before dropping them and staring at the ground. Waluigi couldn't tell if he was just fed up. . . . or somehow depressed.

"Eeehhhh, Metal?

"Shut up Waluigi, I have to contemplate this games logic, it's taking a while, I hope I don't bust a proccessor in a moment. . . "

. . . . .

Waluigi decided just to not talk to Metal Sonic and move on with things, He grabbed the piece of wood, immediately, he turned around and held the item up and in the air.

"You got wood!" A message said as if from nowhere, Waluigi had gotten one of the first achievements of the game.

Suddenly, he wondered if he had ticked off Metal Sonic even more. . . . He took a quick look.

Wow, Metal hadn't moved.

"Lesse noww." waluigi turned around. "Four wooden planks and we have a Wa ha ha Wa Waaa!"

Waluigi turned around. He proudly held up hisa wonderful new. . . Crafting Table!

"It'sa Waluigi time!" He exclaimed placed his arm in front of him in fist pumping motion. Now he was ready to rock and roll. "Metal Sonic?" He asked looking over at his friend.

"Dere, now all we need is da diamonds."

"Diamonds. Please tell me that Diamonds are easy to get, I'm getting sick of this place, it's reminding me of. . . " Metal Sonic stated having come out of the trance, but his words were cut short. Like he didn't want to finish something.

"Of What?"

"The Nintendo 64. . . ."

"Why don'ta you like da N64?" Waluigi asked.

"Cuase. . . . it killed the Sega Saturn, now let's move on." Metal Sonic said.

"Well, first we should get some shelter for da night, and den find a cave, and den if we goa really, really, really deep, den wea might find somea diamonds!" Waluigi exclaimed.

"What?" Metal Sonic said. He didn't sound happy.

"Waddaya mean what?" Waluig asked. "Eet's plain and simple, first we need a shelter- "

"No way." Metal Sonic Denied. "You mean we have to do all that, and then after maybe TWENTY HOURS WE'LL FIND SOME DIAMONDS?!"

"But we have too! Don't you want to get popular agaaaiiinn?"

>___ Processing. . .

. . . .

Metal Sonic thought about it, for what almost seemed like a long time. But when he came too, he finally had his conclusion.

"Yes." He stated. "The time spent here will be worth it in the long run. Maybe."

"Okay!" Waluigi replied, let's get going and. . . . . whoa. . . . ."

*Angelic chorus sings.*

"Woooooooooooowwwwwww" Waluigi stopped in his steps, for lo and behold, a certain beauty was placed before him. And entire house made out of diamonds, diamond diamonds diamonds!

"Now what." Metal Sonic asked as he walked up, or really jumped up the nearby hill and looked outward onto the plains.

*Angelic chorus plays once again.*

>_____ ?

"Diaaaaaamoooooooonnddsss." Waliuge tranced as his pupils changed to the treasure that they were looking for. "Just what we neeeeeeedddd. . . ."

"Even the diamonds are blocks?" Metal Sonic asked- then facepalmed.

"Huh?" Waluigi shoock his head. "No, no! Dees are diamond blocks-

"That's what I said."

"No! If you geta nine diamonds and combine them into one, you get a diamond block! You can place it just like any other kind of block actually. . ."

". . . . . No way one person got this many diamonds if they're that hard to get. . . " Metal Sonic reasoned.

"Well, once you get a home and stuff it's easy, you just keep mining and stuff. . ."

"Sure, whatever. . ." Metal Sonic replied, but suddenly, a little bit of enthusiasm perked up iside his voice. Even if it was small.

"Let's steal them."

"You sound enthusiastic."

"I'm a killer robot, what would you expect me to sound like when offered the chance to steal entire blocks of diamonds from a person's house?"

"Okay I guess. . ."

"Let's go." Metal Sonic moved to the house and briefly glanced to his right.

"What's that?" He asked.

"Looks like an NPC village." Waluigi surmised.

"I'm going to steal a block from the back of the house, that way we don't get seen." Metal Sonic informed. And he dashed off. Waluigi strode up in his long legs and could hear the weakening of the block under Metal Sonic's attacks.

"It's taking forever." Metal Sonic relented.

"Keep going! Diamond is very strong, you can even craft armor out of eet! Eet's very useful. . . "

"Ha ha." Metal Sonic laughed at the thought. But his joy was short lived as the block persisted in staying intact. But nothing could stand up to Metal. Not- even- a- diamond- block!

*put*

The diamond block was destroyed.


"Where's the little block that pops out?" Metal Sonic asked.

"I think it disappeared." Waluigi scratched his head. "Uhhhhhh"

"Ugh." Metal Sonic shook his head. "Here lemme- You google it." He handed Waluigi the blackberry he had tried to use earlier.

"Okaaayyy." Waluigi half moaned. He took the blackberry from Metal Sonic's hand. Metal Sonic began hacking away at the next block as Wal looked it up. Soon, his voice burst out with excitement. . . . as Metal Sonic ruined another block. . .

"Ohh! You have to use da Iron Pickaxe to mine da diamond!"

"What?" Metal Sonic said annoyed. "Aren't my hands enough like one of those?"

"Well. . . . nooooo. " Waluig said cautiously. Not wanting to upset his friend.

"Is there another way?" Asked Metal.

"Well you can blow it up but-"

"Done." Metal Sonic stated as he charged up his super laser an let er rip!

"Waaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaaaaa!" Waluigi hung as the lazer obliterated the back half of the house. Diamond blocks everywhere, but in their compact form. . . and a lot where missing on behalf of the blast. . . .

"There." Metal Sonic said satisfactorily. "Just what we need." He picked up one of the blocks and span it around in his hand.

"Now, let's getta out of here before-"

Waluigi and Metal Sonic heard a door open. Looking into the living room thanks to the Gaping hole in the wall. They saw chairs, tables, and even a few stoves and other things inside. But most of all, they saw the owner of the house returning through the front door with a full suit of diamond armor, but more importantly, he saw them.

"My house!" The minecrafter cried!

"Uhhhhhhh." Waluigi started to speak. "Those netherquartz chairs?"

. . . . .

"I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" The minecrafter screamed. Half a second later, he pulled out a bow.

"Nooo! Waluigi no wanta get hur- *SKYOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW- BOOOOOMMMMM*


Metal Sonic's laser blew the guy up- along with the living room and front part of the house.

"Done. Can we take on a task more menacing next time?" Metal Sonic asked as if the deed was nothing at all. He went through to punching motions showing off his power. Oh yeah, Metal was marinating in self glory- maybe he even deserved it after doing nothing for so long. . .

"YOU N0000000000BZZ!" Waluigi heard a voice.

"He's still a heere!" Waluigi jumped back and grapped hold of Metal Sonic, hanging onto him for dear life. "We're doomed! He's back from the dead!"

"What?. . . . GET OFF ME!" Metal Sonic commanded. Waluigi obliged, but the voices kept coming as if from nowhere. Even Metal Sonic was confused.

"NOW I'M MaaaaaAAAAAAADDD! I'M SENDING MY WHOLE GUILD AFTER YOU AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE HARD!"

"Ha." Metal Sonic laughed. "Bring it." He said self confidentially. He wasn't afraid. They could try anything up to a hot pizza spaghetti on him and he wouldn't care.

"He's talking through da chat bar!" Waluigi exclaimed! "Come on Metal let's go, we has to get out of here!?!"

"What? After what I just did? Come on, I want to have a little fun-" Metal Sonic stopped, turning around, he saw the guy from earlier, minus his diamond armor coming from down stairs. He drew a diamond sword. Metal Sonic didn't know, but the guy's bed was up there, and and as long as he kept killing him, that's where he would respawn.



"Diiiiiiiieeee!!!"

*SKYOOOOWWWWWWW*

"I'll bring it, you take it." Metal Sonic taunted, he could do this all day! But the guy wasn't dead. By blocking, he had cut damage that he took down by half! After the knockback effect ended he got up and dashed toward his enemy.

"Metal Sonic heeeeellllppp!" Waluigi cried.

"Oh, now what?" Metal Sonic asked as he turned around. Waluigi wasn't there.

"HUAAAAAAHHH" The angry minecrafter jump attacked metal, the attacking failing as Metal Sonic side stepped it and gave him a three strike punch motion from Sonic the Fighters.

"That finishes it. . ."

"THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END!" A voice screamed from a chat bar as Metal Sonic forced his foe to respawn yet again.

"Whatever." Metal Sonic blasted to the front side of the building.

"Metal , over heeeerrrrrreee!" Waluig wailed. He was being chased by two swordsman.

Rushing in, Metal Sonic came up from behind.

"Huh?" One asked.

"He's too fast! Dooof!" He fell over.

"Aaahhh!" The second one was taken out.

"Ha, piece of cake. These guys are nothing to me." Metal Sonic did his victory stance. "Anyways, what was that all about?"

"Eeet's a guild! And we have to get out of here without dieing, or else. . .

"What?"

"We lose all our stuff!"

"Fine then show me the way."

"Hold on, I have to get da map out and-"

"HALT!" The words echoed across the void. Waluigi and Metal Sonic looked up and all around.

"YOU CAN'T TAKE US ALL. WE'RE A GUILD, AND WE NEVER GO DOWN. AND IF YOU RESIST US. . . WE'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER MADE!"

Suddenly, several heads popped up over the mountain, as minecrafter after minecrafter with bow in hand aimed their arrows at the enemy! It was like they were infinite, and unrelenting.

"THE END IS NEVER THE END!" They chanted. "THE END IS NEVER THE END! THE END IS NEVER THE END! THE END IS NEVER THE END!"

"WA wa waa wa wa wa wa WAAAAAA!" Waluigi screamed.

"What I would have done to deal with Stanly Parable instead of this." Metal Sonic said finally getting annoyed by the constant voices. "Come on!" Metal Sonic flew off.

"Wait for mee!" Waluigi cried as he ran after him.

"THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, NO HOLDS BARD FIIIIIRRRREEEEE"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


Arrows rain down on the star of this show as he ran off into the distance.

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