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Chapter 1:

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=83494

Chapter 2:

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=83779



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"Lesse what we got here." Waluigi said as he unfolded the list that Bowser Jr. had given him.

"I don't get it. How could we help by getting something as simple as materials in Minecraft?" Metal Sonic asked. He couldn't believe that got a task as simple as that.

"I dunno, maybe the stuff is harder to get than one might think. Have you played Minecraft?" Waluigi asked Metal Sonic.

"Oh course not." Metal Sonic huffed. "Why would I play Minecraft? Do I look like someone who would play Minecraft to you?" He asked hotly.

"Well, noooo. . . . " Waluigi admitted. "I was going to try ita once, but eet didn't quite work out. . . " Waluigi remembered setting up to buy a copy of the game, but then opted out cause Wario came home

"Where are we going?" Metal Sonic asked, the boredom of walking through the intergalactic world connector station of the sub space Emmisary starting to get to him. "I thought you knew the way."

"I do!" Waluigi snapped. "iiiiitttt'ss. . . . . "

Waluigi stopped. Okay, maybe he didn't know which way to go. Oh well. The purple plumber, (if he was one, who knows what Waluigi has for a day job?) nervously chuckled as he folded up the list and pulled out a map in place. It was a really big map for a really big world connector station. You could access any world connected to a Nintendo console in some way from this place. Even Link had apparently got a motorcycle made just for him to move into Mario Kart 8 temporarily.

In Metal Sonic's eyes, the crossovers were just getting ridiculous. Mario and Sonic at the Olympics? Sheesh. At least Sonic boom used him the right way story wise, though his fight was nothing special. A reskin and alteration to the Silver Rival battle of Sonic Generations. Whatever.

"Eeeehhhh. . . there!" Waluigi exclaimed as he pointed to a spot on the paper map. They were in area 131.

"I don't see Minecraft on the list." Metal Sonic commented. "Why are we here?"

"No!" Waluigi replied angerly. "We can get to Minecraft riiiiight here!" He pointed dramatically at area 151. Metal Sonic followed Waluigi's finger to the words over portal 151.

- Sonic -

"That's not Minecraft." Metal stated.

"But it'll take us there!" Waluigi replied, trying to reason with his metal companion. "We just can't get to Minecraft from here, it's not connected to Nintendo console! So we have to take da longa wayyy!"

. . . .

Metal Sonic just stares at Waluigi.

"How?" He asks.

"It'sa easy!" Waluigi reared. "First, wea go to Sonic's world, den, the go to da Sonic in All Star Racing Transaformed hub, and den we go from a dere, to a Sony-"

"Or we could go to Mega Man's world." Metal Sonic put in. "Look." Metal Sonic pointed to Mega man's portal number.

6

"That would have been much easier." The robot finished.

"It's down." Waluigi said.

"What?" Metal Sonic asked.

"Capcom took down all the Mega man games from Wii U virtual console!" Waluigi exclaimed.

. . . .

"No way." Metal Sonic grabbed the map and took a closer look.

Nothing.

"I'm checking this out on my blackberry." Metal Sonic added in half, disbeleif as he flipped the device out and started googling.

"You have a blackberry?" Waluigi asks.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do." Metal Sonic input. He swiped his hand over the screen and remembered something.

". . . . . I forgot my touch screen glove." Metal Sonic surmized. "Now I can't use it." He turned to Waluigi, analyzing his companion in almost a creepy way. . .

"Hey. . . " he began. "What if I borrowed your glove?"

"Huuuuuuuhhhh? Waa waa WAAAAAAA?!!" Waluigi exploded. "No! Inexcusable! No one take off my glove!"


. . . . .

"You're serious." Metal stated plainly.

"Yeah! No one is supposed to see our hands, have you ever seen any of our hands before?" Waluigi asked.

. . .

"No. . . . " Metal Sonic added. "Why? Are your hands private or something?"

"Nooo. . . . . Waluigi stated. ". . . . . . Yeeeesssss "

Metal Sonic facepalms.


>_____ Help me God.

"Uhhhh. . . . why do we wear gloves?" Waluigi asked confused. He never really thought about it until now, what he did know was that he was uncomfortable with the idea of taking them OFF. . .

"I. . . . have no idea. Sonic does it too." Metal Sonic added. For once engaging in a less down talking conversation with Waluigi, his companion.

"Maybe it's just good for fighting, so your hand's don't get hurt when you punch someone." Walugi mused. . .

". . . . . . Whatever." Metal Sonic shoock it off. "Makes about as much sense as putting bandages on you shoes. Anyways, where are we headed?" Metal Sonic asked getting back on track.

"Right over-"

"Hey!" Waluigi was interrupted by a voice from over yonder. "What me to read your mind?

Waluigi looked over and saw the the voice came from none other than Morshu.

"I can read your mind man, just so long you have the rubies man! Come here!"

Waluigi looked at Metal Sonic who was still fiddling with his Blackberry. Unamused, Waluigi handed him the map and walked up to the estranged shopkeeper.

"Hmmm." Morshu started. "If you want proof of what I can do, and how I can help you, I can use my powers just this one time for free. I'll draw two cards, and you tell me what you're thinking, okay?"

"Uh, okaaaayyy" Waluigi stated, eager to see what may happen.

First Card:

Mephiles

Waluigi looked at it eagerly.

Second card:

A pink dress.

As Waluigi started the speak, the words came out of his mouth like some kind of snail, revealing his conclusion to these events.

"Mephiles can do balle-"

"Come on!" Metal Sonic grabbed Waluigi by the collar and dragged him off before he got into some kind of trouble.

"Works every time" Thought Morshu to himself As Waluigi was dragged backwards by the collar. Into the distance.


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