so, go to bash.org, click random, and then find the funniest/cleverest quote you can and post it here...

be sure to put a space around the <'s and >'s so that names show up properly...

like this:

< coke420 > : Woo! Just reached lvl 60 on a 3rd character for WoW!
< LexaDead > : Great timing on that, I was just looking for a virgin to sacrifice.

Frostfyre: Why not slap windows stickers on toasters? I mean think about it. Toasters get ridiculously hot, burn things easily, and can be operated by a f***ing moron.

* sarah13 is now known as sarah14
< ircbuddy > Happy e-Birthday.

hehehehe

Haha, I just found this one funny cause I could imagine myself doing it.
< i8b4uUnderground > db
< BonyNoMore > how u make that inverted b?
< BonyNoMore > wait
< BonyNoMore > never mind

Edit by Rasen: I made the HTML tags so that it wouldn't be recognized as HTML tags by the board

lol, I found this one humerous:

<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.

< HNS > Sometimes I wish my mind wasn't so quick to racist thoughts. I saw a group of about 7 black people at Taco Bell and my first thought was "KFC is that way."

LMAO... I'm the same way!!!!

* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?

Good stuff.

< Fly_kEaT > ok so what time now in russia?
< amsea_ > 17:06
< Fly_kEaT > am or pm?

hehehe. how many hours are there in russia if after 17 hours we're still not sure if it's am or pm.

This is so just like a bad standup comics joke.

<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me

< packrat > HELP
< defected > Looks like it.
< packrat > stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................
* defected waits for the lame question.
< packrat > k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
< packrat > plz

that guy is l33t

* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women
<Jon-> just need the operation eh?

LOL. Now, someone else go have a look and post a funny one.
Here is a quick link: http://bash.org/?random

<%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history test
<%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs

(It was this post, the board doesn't like <% unless you use a <z> with it.

I've been visiting that site for over 5 years now, this one has always been my fav... (its a wee bit long and warning... contains mature content.)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last night
<@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all these years I have been trying to do sports

Aint it the truth. Also, one of those posts is messing things up, but I'm not sure which...

Haha, I found this one quite fitting for the board
Happy New Year.
666 + 1337 = 2003
So the Antichrist is to arrive this year in the form of a preteen hacker?
It's the Ap0cA1yp53!!!!111
a11 uR j3suz r b3lonG 2 US!!!!!!

After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
[18:38] Any people from the school in here?
[18:39] oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot
[18:39] i got shot in the head 4 times.. but i'm okay..

<p3ps1c4n> I just killed a bee that was flying around my kitchen.
<sp0rkk> omg, dude.. LOL!!
<sp0rkk> this one time, i caught a bee and put it in a cup inside the freezer..
<sp0rkk> and then i took it back out, and tied a string to it.. 'cause it was frozen so it wouldn't sting me..
<sp0rkk> and then it thawed out and came back to life.. so i was like "whee!", walking around..
<sp0rkk> and then the f***er started chasing me around, trying to sting me!
<p3ps1c4n> Rofl!
<sp0rkk> so i smashed it with a frozen block of bacon.
<p3ps1c4n> I fear for your cat.
<sp0rkk> dude, stfu.

Ahh idiots. Really good for a laugh sometimes, that's for sure