As many of you may know, I recently challenged the Illustrious Magnifico Herpiosa to a duel. As may be obvious from my forum pic, I lost said duel. As punishment for my imbecility, I must now write a 300 word post expounding on the virtues of the one, the only, the

sonicmcmuffin : One thing I appreciate about Mr. Derps is that he is a really good listener. He's willing to sit for hours and listen to pointless crap, and it isn't a strain on him to do it. It doesn't mean he's going to act like your problems are the saddest crap in the world, but it does mean he'll take the time to let people vent.

Muffin's often going to say what he thinks to someone – if he thinks they should suck something up and deal with it, chances are they'll soon learn this. He'll say things that people may not really want to hear, but it's his ability to look past what other people think about him that makes it possible for him to help people in ways others might be afraid to. Herpy Dooves doesn't spend time making people believe he is someone he's not; he works to live with integrity – and that means not sucking up to people, but being pretty honest with them. It also means that his compliments, when given, are sincere and not some kind of put on.

I think Herpy actually sees the good, and the fun, in the worst kinds of situations. Crappy situations become jokes, and good ones are really good, even if there is maybe a lot of irony thrown into the mix. He'll stay bright even when things are miserable.

And of course, lastly (oh come on Herpy you knew I was going to say this), he really cares about his friends. When they're feeling down he's willing to cheer them up, even if it's just by singing random 90s songs off key in a really high-pitched voice or sending dumb MLP links to make them laugh. Or talking about stuff that neither person can even remember the day after. He wants to see his friends well. And that is pretty special.

After much procrastination, your post, with as little sarcasm as possible. x
Much love,
CatLazy

I only laugh at the name Herpy.  I thought, "Really?  That's the name?"  

I'm renaming myself gone-er-iya!

edited by sonicmcmuffin as this pointless name calling is idiotic..and some people like to dislike other people's posts due to it.

CatLady : this is beautiful and hiliarious. thanks

It's not cool to use homosexuality as an insult.  It doesn't make a person bad and it's not offensive.  Gays and lesbians and bisexuals are wonderful people, full of love and compassion.

STDs, though.....

edited by sonicmcmuffin....no point fueling a pointless argument. If one thinks of me as an STD so be it.

warmaker : I'm not entirely sure what's up, as I didn't see Herpy's post before it got edited, but I am pretty sure whatever he said I would have been okay with. We have a bit of rapport from many discussions we've had in the past. As far as the "Herpy" thing is concerned, that's partly an inside joke. As I understand, it's also the name of his OC, Herpy Dooves, that's in his avatar right now.

sonicmcmuffin : I'm glad you enjoyed it. C:

CatLady : I stated that my name is not herpes... it's herpy... and that perhaps i should call him gaymaker.. which he then took as an insult..

I then posted about being bisexual and that if you jokingly insult someone you should expect them to retaliate as i did jokingly... 

Then someone proceeded to dislike every post in this forum that wasn't warmaker's because that's clearly the way to act maturely x3...

sonicmcmuffin : ...Everything makes sense now. Thanks for the explanation.