Hi I am trans and my life is secretly awesome.

Once upon a time my quotes section was the most awesome section of my profile. Sorry.

CatLady: ROOOOXANNNE
CatLady: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL YOUR BODY TO THE NIGHT
generalspleen: YES I DO BOB! HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA PAY THE BILLS!!!!!
CatLady: I'LL TELL YOU ONCE I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN
CatLady: i won't share you with another boy
generalspleen: AND ILL TELL YOU FOR THE LAST TIME BOB!!! THEY ONLY WAY WE PAY BILLS AROUND HERE IS BE LADIES OF THE NIGHT!!! I CANT GET A NORMAL JOB!!! Do u hear my voice bob? Do you? ITS ANNOYING AS ALL HELL!!!! NO ONE WILL HIRE SOMEONE WHO CAN KILL A MAN WITH JUST HER VOICE DAMMIT!!!

Mega Mewtwo X: [4:28 PM] CatLady: Mewtwo's helping my grammarly abiltities
CatLady: Shush Mewtwo, I'll shank ye
Mega Mewtwo X: [4:29 PM] CatLady: Shush Mewtwo, I'll pay you
Mega Mewtwo X: fine then cat lady
Mega Mewtwo X: how much you pay me to shut up?
Mega Mewtwo X: [4:29 PM] Couple thousand, give or take
Mega Mewtwo X: DEAL

I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
~ some dumb show