Differently....
So, here is a story about feeding homeless children by feeding them 8 wailords,
sad, I wasn't able to get any hot sauce on it.
"Woah! What is this?" I asked as I got a.... boat load(?) of fish.
"What is this?'
"Don't ask me." the deliverer said with obvious boredom, "I just
deliver, I don't care what it is."
"OK. So, what do you suppose I do with it?" I replied, knowing I
wouldn't get an answer.
"Why should I care?" I could tell he wanted me to just sign off on
the shipment, "Eat it?"
All I could do was stare, how did he expect me to eat all of this! I guess he
would charge some extra if I kept him any longer so I just signed off on the
order.
"Thank the lords." He screamed as he ran off.
"Thanks." I muttered.
I really had no need for this, so I called up some friends to see if they had
any idea what I should do with it. First on my list was my friend mohammed. I
called him up, but he wasn't home. That was just great. Next on my list was my
friend tgags. What did he do? He was wondering why I would order that much and
just laughed at me. Next was goodboy, he thought I should sell it on eBay, but
that idea was crushed when I said no one would by this much fish! I was
starting to get mad so I decided on calling up one more, that one was Singelli.
"Hello?' She answered my call.
"Hey, I got a shipment of 8 wailords full of meat, and I have no idea what
to do with it." I was wondering what she was thinking. "Do you have
any suggestions of what I should do with it?"
"You got what!!! That is crazy!" She answered enthusiastically.
"Why don't you feed the hungry?"
At first I thought she had finally gone crazy, but after I thought about it for
a minute, it didn't seem like a bad idea.
"I don't see why not, but wouldn't it take forever to deliver all of that?"
I was being as serious as I could, which wasn't too bad!
"You would get people to help you silly!" She answered with a
chuckle. "And I could help you!"
So I called up some friends and put together a list of who would help me with
this. My list was this.
Singelli
mohammed
Razor
tgags
goodboy
Eniitan
I thought that would be enough so the next day at 10:00 am we headed out. It
started out interesting as the truck we had broke down about 15 miles in the
middle of nowhere, but we were able to jump start it by punching it. It was
strange. We drove all the way to Dentorina, the city closest to our little town
near the sea. That is a place with a very high rate of poverty. I saw my old
friend Crash; I looked at him with sorrow as I drove by. I knew I wouldn't be
coming back.
"We are almost there." I said. "But all this fish kills miles
Per Gallon."
"True."Razor replied."We have only gone about 35 miles and we
are basically out of gas."
"It is starting to kill my money."I answered, I didn't like it.
"I only have about 150 more dollars with me."
We drove for a few more miles until we finally reached the shelter. It was on
the dark side of town, there were not many lights. We could see people running
through the shadows. I could see why people begged us to come here. We went
around to the front of the building as they sent out a soldier to protect our
truck. It was scary to see what they had to do to protect people.
"I don't like it here" Eniitan said. She was shaking with fear.
"Don't worry, we have enough protection." I replied to her, trying to
give her comfort.
"I sure hope so." Singelli replied. "Or we are dead."
"Shut up! Don't give her that thought!" I was fierce.
"Whoops, sorry."
We walked in the building, and everything changed. I was blinded with the happy
colors that were everywhere. Light blue and green, plus the bright yellows.
What was going on? We went up to the front desk to ask where to dump the fish.
"I don't care." The woman at the front desk answered.
"Why, aren't people so cheery today!" I muttered.
"Fine, I will go dump it in the alleyway next to the building." I
answered.
"Ok, just don't talk to me again."
Again, cheery.
We went back outside and got in the truck. We drove it around the building and
backed quite slowly into the alleyway. Man, this was a really weird place. I
pushed the dump button on the truck, but nothing happened.
'WHAT! Man, I have no idea what is wrong with this thing!" I shouted with
anger.
"Mon, you got to chill. Just go with it." Mohammed was always so
chill.
I just gave him that look. I knew what I had to do, go crazy!
"Just hold down the dump button" Singelli suggested.
"Why not." I help down the button and punched the screen. I can't
believe it worked. The truck dumped all of the fish. I was so happy!
Now I needed to find a gas station to go to fill the thing up, so I went around
the city to try to find one. I finally found one and I took the truck in. Then
I looked at the prices! $.37 for each gallon! I couldn't believe my luck!
I filled up the truck and I paid for the gas. I didn’t know really what I
should do next, so I drove down the highway to get to the next town. I knew which
town it was because I had been there before. It was the town of Bishavitch. It
was a rather good city with an awesome amusement park. The highway was a great
drive down a long, very straight road with a speed limit of 100 miles per
hour. I was now getting 74 miles per
gallon because of how much weight I had left off the truck when I had dumped
all of that fish. I was so glad that I could now just drive freely! I decided to make the bet of the time I had and go to the amusement park. Although I knew that would go terribly wrong, I just looked that feeling in the eye and said no. I am going to have my fun and you won't be able to stop me. Read more about this adventure in part 2! ( When I get to it! )?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??????? End of Part 1. Time to summon the people I mentioned! Barathemos : Eniitan : Singelli : Razor-987 : SuperCrash64 : mohammedroxx3 : tgags123 : goodboy : I hope you guys enjoyed the story! Edit* You guys will also be in chapter 2.
Differently....
So, here is a story about feeding homeless children by feeding them 8 wailords,
sad, I wasn't able to get any hot sauce on it.
"Woah! What is this?" I asked as I got a.... boat load(?) of fish.
"What is this?'
"Don't ask me." the deliverer said with obvious boredom, "I just
deliver, I don't care what it is."
"OK. So, what do you suppose I do with it?" I replied, knowing I
wouldn't get an answer.
"Why should I care?" I could tell he wanted me to just sign off on
the shipment, "Eat it?"
All I could do was stare, how did he expect me to eat all of this! I guess he
would charge some extra if I kept him any longer so I just signed off on the
order.
"Thank the lords." He screamed as he ran off.
"Thanks." I muttered.
I really had no need for this, so I called up some friends to see if they had
any idea what I should do with it. First on my list was my friend mohammed. I
called him up, but he wasn't home. That was just great. Next on my list was my
friend tgags. What did he do? He was wondering why I would order that much and
just laughed at me. Next was goodboy, he thought I should sell it on eBay, but
that idea was crushed when I said no one would by this much fish! I was
starting to get mad so I decided on calling up one more, that one was Singelli.
"Hello?' She answered my call.
"Hey, I got a shipment of 8 wailords full of meat, and I have no idea what
to do with it." I was wondering what she was thinking. "Do you have
any suggestions of what I should do with it?"
"You got what!!! That is crazy!" She answered enthusiastically.
"Why don't you feed the hungry?"
At first I thought she had finally gone crazy, but after I thought about it for
a minute, it didn't seem like a bad idea.
"I don't see why not, but wouldn't it take forever to deliver all of that?"
I was being as serious as I could, which wasn't too bad!
"You would get people to help you silly!" She answered with a
chuckle. "And I could help you!"
So I called up some friends and put together a list of who would help me with
this. My list was this.
Singelli
mohammed
Razor
tgags
goodboy
Eniitan
I thought that would be enough so the next day at 10:00 am we headed out. It
started out interesting as the truck we had broke down about 15 miles in the
middle of nowhere, but we were able to jump start it by punching it. It was
strange. We drove all the way to Dentorina, the city closest to our little town
near the sea. That is a place with a very high rate of poverty. I saw my old
friend Crash; I looked at him with sorrow as I drove by. I knew I wouldn't be
coming back.
"We are almost there." I said. "But all this fish kills miles
Per Gallon."
"True."Razor replied."We have only gone about 35 miles and we
are basically out of gas."
"It is starting to kill my money."I answered, I didn't like it.
"I only have about 150 more dollars with me."
We drove for a few more miles until we finally reached the shelter. It was on
the dark side of town, there were not many lights. We could see people running
through the shadows. I could see why people begged us to come here. We went
around to the front of the building as they sent out a soldier to protect our
truck. It was scary to see what they had to do to protect people.
"I don't like it here" Eniitan said. She was shaking with fear.
"Don't worry, we have enough protection." I replied to her, trying to
give her comfort.
"I sure hope so." Singelli replied. "Or we are dead."
"Shut up! Don't give her that thought!" I was fierce.
"Whoops, sorry."
We walked in the building, and everything changed. I was blinded with the happy
colors that were everywhere. Light blue and green, plus the bright yellows.
What was going on? We went up to the front desk to ask where to dump the fish.
"I don't care." The woman at the front desk answered.
"Why, aren't people so cheery today!" I muttered.
"Fine, I will go dump it in the alleyway next to the building." I
answered.
"Ok, just don't talk to me again."
Again, cheery.
We went back outside and got in the truck. We drove it around the building and
backed quite slowly into the alleyway. Man, this was a really weird place. I
pushed the dump button on the truck, but nothing happened.
'WHAT! Man, I have no idea what is wrong with this thing!" I shouted with
anger.
"Mon, you got to chill. Just go with it." Mohammed was always so
chill.
I just gave him that look. I knew what I had to do, go crazy!
"Just hold down the dump button" Singelli suggested.
"Why not." I help down the button and punched the screen. I can't
believe it worked. The truck dumped all of the fish. I was so happy!
Now I needed to find a gas station to go to fill the thing up, so I went around
the city to try to find one. I finally found one and I took the truck in. Then
I looked at the prices! $.37 for each gallon! I couldn't believe my luck!
I filled up the truck and I paid for the gas. I didn’t know really what I
should do next, so I drove down the highway to get to the next town. I knew which
town it was because I had been there before. It was the town of Bishavitch. It
was a rather good city with an awesome amusement park. The highway was a great
drive down a long, very straight road with a speed limit of 100 miles per
hour. I was now getting 74 miles per
gallon because of how much weight I had left off the truck when I had dumped
all of that fish. I was so glad that I could now just drive freely! I decided to make the bet of the time I had and go to the amusement park. Although I knew that would go terribly wrong, I just looked that feeling in the eye and said no. I am going to have my fun and you won't be able to stop me. Read more about this adventure in part 2! ( When I get to it! )?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??????? End of Part 1. Time to summon the people I mentioned! Barathemos : Eniitan : Singelli : Razor-987 : SuperCrash64 : mohammedroxx3 : tgags123 : goodboy : I hope you guys enjoyed the story! Edit* You guys will also be in chapter 2.
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