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How to have fun getting banned!

 

10-03-13 10:11 PM
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  As with my last thread this was typed out by hand on a word document, so don't ask where I get my info from because it was for school.
Have you ever just wanted to have a great time even if that means getting banned from Wal-Mart and never being allowed back? Well, here's how.


1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart


 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment


 3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham


 4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."


 5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____


 6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.


 7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"


 8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"


 9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"


 10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"


 11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"


 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. The X-Men


 13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them


 14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice


 15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts


 16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.


 17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens


 18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department


 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap


 20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor


 21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, I.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"


 22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"


 23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation


 24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."


 25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...


 26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it


 27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."


 28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song


 29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"


 30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming


 31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?


 32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles


 33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them


 34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out


 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"


 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."


 37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room


 38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"


 39. TP as much of the store as possible


 40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal


 41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."


 42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke


 43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off


 44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day


 45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department


 46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom


 47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"


 48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens


 49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts


 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners


 51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!


 52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night


 53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras


 54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand


 55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face


 56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by


 57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."


 58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken


 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"


 60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"


 61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name


 62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters


 63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans


 64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again


 65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you


 66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!


 67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing


 68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"


 69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head


 70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"


 71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"


 72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.


 73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."


 74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.


 75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song


 76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store


 77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead


 78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you


 79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles


 80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."


 81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down


 82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham


 83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags


 84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle


 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions


 86. Swing on the half price banners


 87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed


 88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty


 89. Hold Barbie for ransom


 90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"


 91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart


 92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"


 93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"


 94. Do your own radio show over the intercom


 95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask


 96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up


 97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!


 98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you


 99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices


 100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over


 101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund


 102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby


 103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."


 104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded


 105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items


 106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"


 107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"


 108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"


 109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit


 110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"


 111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around


 112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"


 113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend you're having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around


 114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."


 115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married


 116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"


 117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in


 118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.


 119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.


 120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.


 121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.


 122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.


 123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart


 124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.


 126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.


 127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.


 128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.


 129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.


 130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.


 131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.


 132. Light a match under a sprinkler


 133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.


 134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.


 135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.


 136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"


 137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.


 138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.


 139. start hitting on the mannequins.


 140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.


 141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.


 142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.


 143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.


 144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"


 145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you knock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.


 146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"


 147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"


 148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel


 149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!


 150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"


 151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.


 152. Ask for Goat Milk


 153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.


 154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"


 155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people


 156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"


 157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"


 158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"


 159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!


 160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.

  As with my last thread this was typed out by hand on a word document, so don't ask where I get my info from because it was for school.
Have you ever just wanted to have a great time even if that means getting banned from Wal-Mart and never being allowed back? Well, here's how.


1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart


 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment


 3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham


 4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."


 5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____


 6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.


 7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"


 8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"


 9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"


 10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"


 11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"


 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. The X-Men


 13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them


 14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice


 15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts


 16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.


 17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens


 18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department


 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap


 20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor


 21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, I.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"


 22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"


 23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation


 24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."


 25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...


 26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it


 27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."


 28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song


 29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"


 30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming


 31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?


 32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles


 33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them


 34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out


 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"


 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."


 37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room


 38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"


 39. TP as much of the store as possible


 40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal


 41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."


 42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke


 43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off


 44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day


 45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department


 46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom


 47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"


 48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens


 49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts


 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners


 51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!


 52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night


 53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras


 54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand


 55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face


 56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by


 57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."


 58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken


 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"


 60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"


 61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name


 62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters


 63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans


 64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again


 65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you


 66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!


 67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing


 68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"


 69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head


 70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"


 71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"


 72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.


 73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."


 74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.


 75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song


 76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store


 77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead


 78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you


 79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles


 80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."


 81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down


 82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham


 83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags


 84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle


 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions


 86. Swing on the half price banners


 87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed


 88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty


 89. Hold Barbie for ransom


 90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"


 91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart


 92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"


 93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"


 94. Do your own radio show over the intercom


 95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask


 96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up


 97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!


 98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you


 99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices


 100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over


 101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund


 102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby


 103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."


 104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded


 105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items


 106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"


 107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"


 108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"


 109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit


 110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"


 111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around


 112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"


 113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend you're having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around


 114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."


 115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married


 116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"


 117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in


 118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.


 119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.


 120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.


 121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.


 122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.


 123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart


 124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.


 126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.


 127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.


 128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.


 129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.


 130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.


 131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.


 132. Light a match under a sprinkler


 133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.


 134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.


 135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.


 136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"


 137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.


 138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.


 139. start hitting on the mannequins.


 140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.


 141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.


 142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.


 143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.


 144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"


 145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you knock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.


 146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"


 147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"


 148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel


 149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!


 150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"


 151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.


 152. Ask for Goat Milk


 153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.


 154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"


 155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people


 156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"


 157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"


 158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"


 159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!


 160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.

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I haven't really been banned from anywhere before, I don't know if it's really right to get banned or not, but to me, I don't think it is, so when I am somewhere, I normally follow the rules normally.

But some people like doing that, I don't know why.
I haven't really been banned from anywhere before, I don't know if it's really right to get banned or not, but to me, I don't think it is, so when I am somewhere, I normally follow the rules normally.

But some people like doing that, I don't know why.
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I follow the rules well and I am cautious so I can avoid being banned altogether. I do not want or wish to be banned from a site like vizzed.

So wherever I go on the internet with a setup similar to vizzed, I always refer to the rules and I follow them to avoid punishment or a permanent ban altogether.

So I do not break rules to be defiant. That's just ignorant and dumb. But that is just my opinion on the matter.
I follow the rules well and I am cautious so I can avoid being banned altogether. I do not want or wish to be banned from a site like vizzed.

So wherever I go on the internet with a setup similar to vizzed, I always refer to the rules and I follow them to avoid punishment or a permanent ban altogether.

So I do not break rules to be defiant. That's just ignorant and dumb. But that is just my opinion on the matter.
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If it really was typed out by hand, wouldn't you have separated 124 and 125? Or capitalize 139?

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There are several places, with the exact same wording, where this can be found. I'm just going to say that it's plagiarized from here. Only pages 1 through 4 are copied, though.
If it really was typed out by hand, wouldn't you have separated 124 and 125? Or capitalize 139?

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There are several places, with the exact same wording, where this can be found. I'm just going to say that it's plagiarized from here. Only pages 1 through 4 are copied, though.
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Hardly any of this is original content anyways.  I've read this all over the web, in different pieces and in different places. She just collected a bunch of stuff from various web pages and put it altogether on one location.  Besides, haven't you already posted a thread about this topic some time last year?  Mia, be more careful than this!
Hardly any of this is original content anyways.  I've read this all over the web, in different pieces and in different places. She just collected a bunch of stuff from various web pages and put it altogether on one location.  Besides, haven't you already posted a thread about this topic some time last year?  Mia, be more careful than this!
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Yeah, this was plagarised a lot. This is illegal and against the rules. Please do not do this, hardly any is original. The mmods have been summoned, so I will not bother them. 
Yeah, this was plagarised a lot. This is illegal and against the rules. Please do not do this, hardly any is original. The mmods have been summoned, so I will not bother them. 
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You could have just told us the truth that you copy pasted it from somewhere else... If you didn't lie I could have kept this opened and I could just make your post's word count invalid. Sorry Mia... I have to close this... Remember that it's also better to give us the link to the website instead of copy pasting a bunch of it's content.

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You could have just told us the truth that you copy pasted it from somewhere else... If you didn't lie I could have kept this opened and I could just make your post's word count invalid. Sorry Mia... I have to close this... Remember that it's also better to give us the link to the website instead of copy pasting a bunch of it's content.

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