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HEYA GUYS were are half way done with awesome month so lets keep this going with miltank
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WELCOME my fans and or casual viewers and guys i have such a treat for you anyone remember a pokemon known as miltank...of course you do members of the old guard like me remember and despise this pokemon because it sent us back to the pokemon center over and over again and me and my friends hated this thing...especially when i got a hold of one... (EVIL LAUGH) ...oh but anyway let me tell you why i like this pokemon 

Well to be honest...i dont really like this pokemon i just love it for its nostalgia i remember the days when me and my friends were always coming up with new ways to get around we tried ghost types that didnt work we had rock types that still didnt work because rollout always got powerful enough to break through the defense of a rock type...ugh...i hate this thing but i love this thing but anyway lets get to the review 

MOVESET

At the start we get tackle and..thats it you dont really have a choice..

At level 3 we get growl...no

at level 5 we get defense curl...excuse me for a second *walks away*

Relinquish: bloody mary...bloody mary...bloody-

Death the kid: HEY stop it what are you insane?

Relinquish: Oh come on man just let her kill me this thing freaking SUCKS!!

At level 8 we get something useful a move known as stomp this normal type move has a base attack damage of 65 a accuracy rate of 100 and has a 30% chance of making the target flinch...TAKE IT 

At level 11 we get a move all of the old guard remembers milk drink this move restores 50% of the users health...i normally dont like alot of healing moves but this is the exception take it

NOW at level 15 we get bide...pfft

At level 19 we get one of miltanks signature moves known as rollout this move has a base damage of 30 and increases every time for 6 turns...you do the math...yeah take this move 

At level 24 we get body slam this move has a base attack damage of 85 and has a accuracy rate of 90% also it has a 30% chance of making the target flinch please take this move or you will make me angry...you wouldnt like me when im angry...

Now at level 29 we get a...psychic type move...okay a psychic type move known as zen headbutt this move has a base attack damage of 80 and has 90% accuracy 

at level 35 we get a funny move known as captivate this move will lower the targets special attack by 2 stages if it is a different gender...this is a fun move dont use it for competitive play but use it for fun

at level 41 we get gyro ball this moves damage depends on how much faster you are then the now this pokemon is..oddly pretty fast i never expected that so i say this is a good move so take it 

at level 48 we get one of the most powerful and overused moves in the game known as heal bell now for those who dont know heal bell cures the user of any status eff so that means poison sleep burn and everything else oh and guess what this move also works if you asleep...why would you not take this move..?

At level 54 we get a terrible climax with-....no now is not the time for a sex joke anyway we get a terrible climax with wake up slap this fighting type move has a base damage of 60 and has 100% accuracy also this move wakes the target up from sleep...i dont know why you would want that but i say you should still take it 


STATS

oh my god this things stats are AMAZING simply AMAZING they compliment this girls stats perfectly you know what just let me tell you its first stat is its health at 95 that is so good that...okay lets move on next we have one of its lowest stats its attack which stands at 80 and to be honest its not that bad it helps your attacks do alot more damage but you this girl is defensive and this next stat will tell you why you ready...its highest stat is its DEFENSE AT LEVEL 105...there is a god...there is a god...this stat is so powerful that i can barely put it in to words because once you see it you know what to do with it...moving on..oh man now we got the terrible stats fine lets get this done its lowest stat is its special attack...and that makes perfect sense because this thing has NO SPECIAL ATTACK MOVES my god that is cool thank you who ever designed this pokemons stats thank you...you most likely not reading this but thank you anyway its special defense is at 70 which is cool not the best but hey you should not have that much trouble anyway and finally its last stat is its speed at level 100...my god all the things that are bad with its moveset...this thing makes up for it and you know what this icing on the cake is this thing only has one weakness fighting type moves...i dont have anything else to say i really really dont lets just move on

TMS AND HMS 

Alright i think i found a good set for this pokemon

Heal bell
Milk drink
Earthquake 
Brick Break

Oh yeah this set worked out for me so much i would love to see you lose easily with this set its a mix of offensive and defensive heal bell will heal you of status problems milk drink is there to heal you from damage and brick break and earthquake are there to just destroy and..i dont have much to say because this stuff speaks for itself...next


GYMS AND RIVAL

guess what...this thing is great in gyms and rivals to my god i had such an easy time doing this i didnt even feel like i was testing a pokemon i felt like i was just playing through the game to have a fun time this thing is good against gyms because of its health and its healing moves you see..okay if you guys dont play mmos just skip this because this pokemon feels like a paladin from world of warcraft it has so much armor but it can also be and effective healer thats exactly what it feels like i had little to NO trouble against gyms as long as i equally leveled this pokemon now your rival might...just might be a challenge depending on what game your playing but i would not worry to much about it and the trainers...if you have trouble with the cannon fodder-i mean trainers that you should not be playing this game...okay now should you take it to the elite 4...yes i say take it but only if you have some healing type moves like heal bell and milk drink and only if you have a back up team all in all this pokemon can make it 


Final thoughts: well..uh...man i just cant i cant say this pokemon is bad its not its such a good pokemon no its a great pokemon it has very good stats thats compliment its moves near perfectly its tm are fantastic great for normal and competitive play and the gyms and rivals will be nothing but slight bigger bugs to step on now it only has 1 problem...the moveset its not that good and to be honest its not good at all but still dont let that hold you back i highly recommend this pokemon if you need something to soak up damage and to just distract the targets male pokemon just go with this girl you wont regret it 

Final rating:4/5

Fun fact; the entire miltank species is female...so how do they...what is it like the asari from mass effect or...nevermind

P characters cameos will not be in every review i will only use them sparingly but still thanks a bunch for the guys that said how much they liked and for the guys who dont..piss off i really dont know what to say...






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Barathemos : its awesome month because for the whole month of September i am only going to review pokemon i like thats why its called awesome month 






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