mrfe : I was picked to do a thing. Here's a very true story about you and dirt.

Of Dirt, and Mrfe.
     Once upon a time a user named mrfe was modding. He modded so much that he often forgot about others. One day he heard a voice. "Yo!" said the unknown voice. "Who's there?!" said mrfe "Down here!" it cried. Mrfe looked down and low and behold there was a clump of dirt under his chair. "Took you long enough..." said the clump "But how are you talking?" asked mrfe "Don't you see? I'm a MAGIC dirt clump!" the dirt said enthusiastically "Oh..." replied mrfe, who was pinching himself to see if this was real or not. "You look upset" said this lovely clump of dirt, "I wasn't always this way...." replied mrfe. Then the dirt moved from under his chair to the center of the room and said. "I know what you need! A USER OF THIS! SINGELLI! Block the doors. Someone here needs to learn the true meaning of Christmas." "What? Why?" said mrfe rather confused. "Look around you!" Said the dirt. Mrfe looked around to find that Christmas decorations were hung everywhere. "B-but it's the middle of September!" "Don't care!" Snarked the dirt as it put a VHS into an old TV that seemed to come out of nowhere. They watched "The Toy Who Saved Christmas" the best Christmas special of all time. (Seriously though, watch it if you haven't already) At the end, poor mrfe was sobbing. "I-I think...I don't...hate...Christmas...anymore." He wiped the tears from his eyes. "Now you're getting it!" The dirt said happily. "It's like mom always said: Christmas ain't Christmas until somebody cries!" Mrfe ran to put on his jacket and picked up the dirt as he ran out the door. "There's still time!" he said in a panic as he ran through the buy streets. "They weren't down here for very long. They should be alright." He said grabbing a shovel and ran to old man David Auchampach's garden. "What are you doing?" asked the dirt "I hid all the presents in David's garden." mrfe said as the shovel hit cardboard. "Here they are!" shouted mrfe. At the same time David stepped out. "mrfe? What are you doing?" He asked. "Merry Christmas!" mrfe shouted as he gave him a Nicolas Cage triple feature DVD. One of the greatest gifts that could be given. "For me?" David asked "This is what I've always wanted...thank you mrfe!" David cried tears of joy as he ran back inside and promoted mrfe to Global status. But mrfe and his dirt didn't have time to celebrate. They had work to do. Him and his dirt gave presents to all of the Vizzed members. All of whom were confused as this was September. Afterwards they went to the beach. "I'm hungry" said the dirt. "Me too." said mrfe. "Let's go to Belgium for some waffles in their motherland." "Good idea!" Said mrfe. "I'll buy us a ticket." mrfe said. But the dirt grabbed him by this shirt. "We can swim there!" said the dirt. "But I don't think I can..." said mrfe disappointingly. "You need to believe you can!" The dirt then sung a touching, motivational song that put this story in the finals for the grammys. They swam over and ate their lunch. When they swam back to the Florida, mrfe grabbed a passer by's hand to read his Dora the Explorer watch. It was almost dinner time. "We have to hurry back!" mrfe panicked "Over there!" The dirt clump pointed to a unicycle. "Just like old times." mrfe said as he jumped on. "Dirt I need you to jump on!" mrfe said "But...I don't think I can." said the dirt. "Nonsense!" Yelled mrfe. "You taught me to believe in myself and now you need to take your own advice!" The dirt realized the error of it's ways and jumped onto mrfe. They rode back home and mrfe started a dirt farm in memory of his dirt friend who fell off the unicycle on the highway and was hit by a semi. 6 months later mrfe adjusted back to his normal  modding life. When he heard from under his seat. "Yo!". THE END. I hope you liked it mrfe.
mrfe : I summon you!

DittoDude44 :  I got you and Squids so I thought I'd do a meme of a few days ago when you were in the chatroom and you couldn't spell at all Sorry if you don't like it, I'm not very creative...