Yeah, the Mario educational madness marathon was just another Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Anyway, the story is gonna be complicated, so I'm not doing that.  Level 1! You only play as Wayne.  That's pretty smart.  NOT!   your weapon is a guitar that shoots sonic booms.  Whenever you get an item, Wayne says "Excellent!" and when he gets hit, he says "NOT!" what is he saying not to? Wayne looks like a bobble-head.

The next part you have to worry about is the level itself.  I can't beat the first level, but with a code, I can show you the rest of the game.  Anyway, level two is basically I giant cafe.  Were they trying to make a movie of honey I shrunk the kids? The enimies in this level include Mr. Donut Man, and even killer coffee cups!  Also, there are these stoves that spew fire at random.  I can't show you what the boss is, so, next.

Level 3.  In this level, you will encounter this girl a lot.  What, did she get a cloning device?  Then there's these laser-shooting disco balls. Also, there's a ton of fire barrels.  I like how the darts work, like people are throwing darts and you're getting in the way.  Like the other levels, I can't show you the boss, so, next.

Level 4. Now we're in this neighborhood that looks like it got sucked into purgatory.  And I also can't go past a pole that's IN THE FOREGROUND! So, I can't do that But I can stand On a street light that looks like It's in the background!?  For the enemies, you have ducks, and a deranged hockey player that looks like a monster.  Is he even supposed to be human? In fact, what is a human, according to this game? A bobblehead, or a deranged monster?

Final Verdict

So, final verdict, this game gets a 4.2 out of 10.  The graphics are good in terms of looks, but not in terms of design.  But finally, on to the next review, of Dig Dug 2.

Dialgaofpower :

I don't think technically this is it a review at all.. you do mock some elements of the game with sarcastic comments throughout but not in a purposeful or systematic manner.  It's mostly descriptive without addressing the game's merits.  

Yeah, I hate to be critical, but your review just doesn't really do anything towards giving me an idea of what the game is like. 

You mention a complicated storyline....it's Wayne's World, it can't be all THAT complicated.

What about the music? A game based on Wayne's World should have some great music. Does it? Not?

You mention that the graphics are good but not in terms of design. Huh? Like, colors and pixels are nice but the designs are boring? Or maybe the backgrounds are nice but the monsters are blurry? Give us some details.

Details are important.

Dialgaofpower : I have to say, this is a pretty nice review you posted here, yeah, I haven't really played Wayne's World, but I have seen reviews of this game and I even seen an AVGN episode on this game and after seeing both, this game isn't great to play.

Your review needs many more details, Dialgaofpower.
Reviews aren't about telling everyone what all of the levels are, reviews should be telling people why they should or should not play this game with good reasons.
You need to explain more about the game and less about the levels.
I noticed that your review is similar to what the AVGN said about this game.
You do have a nice catchy title of your review, though.
Always have lots of details in reviews and follow the rules.

 I belive I followed every rule.

I noticed that you copied your review almost word for word from AVGN.

Wane does look like a bobble head in this game, I picked this one up for $2 for novelty reasons. I my eyes it's another platformer that is too difficult to be enjoyable. This one belongs in Noah's Arcade.

I haven't actually watched the movie, but I don't think that this would be worth even a single DIME on.

Pretty good. Not as long as most i have seen but it was still very good. 

Pretty good. You followed all the rules but you do need to add more detail.

Dialgaofpower : It's interesting that you keep insisting that you are following the style of AVGN, but as someone noted and from my research, you are actually plagiarizing AVGN. I watched this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cWGZkK-KsY) and some of the sentences that you wrote are worded the same way as the video. You broke a rule here. I am closing this thread and removing your review. I will also check your other reviews. This is a warning. If I see you make another review that is plagiarizing AVGN, there will be consequences. Please give your own detailed opinions.