While you were talking to your friend that is playing Earthbound Beginnings, then you realize the countless amount of time he's/she's playing the game and you asked him/her about going out and doing something stupid, and he/she wasn't around to stop you from doing stupid things, and all of a sudden, you get run over by a car.... You are dead.

I am posting in the "You are dead" thread.

You begin to think of a creative way to kill off the user above you. You come up with something good, but want to test it out yourself to see if it is actually capable of killing someone. It is. You are dead.

I am looking up classes to take next semester...

You go on and take a biology class and while you are dissecting an animal you stab yourself in the throat and bleed out. You are dead.

I'm playing Vizzed GO atm

All while you are playing Vizzed GO, you wasn't paying attention towards your surroundings and all of a sudden, you walked off a bridge, falling to your death. You are dead

I'm currently looking at the Discord server chat.

A user in there happens to actually be a murderous stalker, they enter your house and slit your throat.

I'm making layouts.

The layout ends up taking up all of your time for weeks, causing you to starve to death. You are dead.

I'm participating in the TDV for a day.

Right as you think you've secured a jersey, some European comes out the shadows and uses his rainbow powers to slap you all the way to spot 2. You are dead.

I'm leading the TDV

You get so obsessed with the TDV that you forget to eat each day of the month. You are dead.

I'm getting ready for the release of Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

You know that scenario is more likely than I'd like it to be haha.

You're getting ready for the release of the new Fire Emblem game, until you run into a slight problem. You see, after a sudden delay in the release date, you don't know what to do with your life. You took a whole week off from work, put everything aside to just absolutely marathon this game 3 times, one for each of the houses. But now, that week is but a void. You just sit there staring at your nintendo switch out of boredom, and you bore yourself to death. You are dead.

I'm sitting on a lovely chair.

The chair is quite lovely and comfortable. You're enjoying yourself, and then suddenly Spencer Lacy breaks out of your closet in his pink elephant suit and busts your kneecaps with his ski poles.
Through this completely absurd and unexpected occurrence, you are dead.

I'm procrastinating heavily.

As you're procrastinating you forget to check your important notes and don't see that you have to pay rent within a day. Your landlord kicks you out and you die from hypothermia living under a bridge. You are dead.

I'm staring at a goldfish

You stare at the goldfish cracker until you notice it smile back at you, as goldfish are known to do. This anomaly in crackers both terrifies and excites you to the point of rushing to the nearest grocery store to buy different types of goldfish and crackers to bring to your lab and perform experiments on. When you arrive at the store, you are overcome with such excitement that you launch yourself into the cracker shelf with such force that you shatter your skull and fall to the floor. The entire shelf also comes crashing down on you and you are crushed and suffocated by two tons of chips, crackers, and junk food. You are dead. What a way to go.

I am gazing at the stars on a night with clear skies.

All of a sudden you see one of the shiny cool stars getting closer and closer. Because you are using a telescope you just think you zoomed in on accident or something, until the meteor strikes on top of you and you die. You are dead.

I find an untouched, closed pack of M&Ms

You decide to pick up the M&Ms, however a pitpull was told to guard them. The dog comes up and rips your face off and You are Dead.

I am going to get some food out of my fridge.

While you are looking for food in the fridge, all of a sudden, your fridge tips over and all of the weight of the fridge falls on top of you. You are Dead.

Looking at a pointless meme.

You look at a pointless meme and due to being exposed to severe levels of cringe due to it, you choke on your dink and then you choke to death. You are Dead.

Playing a game.

You are sucked into the game and the first enemy that you battle kills you. You are dead.

I am drinking coffee at Dunkin Donuts.

Suddenly a big strong man wearing a big strong donut mask storms into the building. He yells at everyone to get on the floor. You politely ask him if you can finish your hot coffee so it doesn't go to waste. The big strong donut man agrees and as you take a nice long sip of your hot coffee he comes over to you, grabs your hot coffee cup out of your hands and drops it on the floor. Enough drinking, he said. You make your way down next to all the other scared customers, except for this one deaf old lady who is still drinking away but the big strong donut man ignores her. He proceeds to take all the hot coffee cups in the room and starts dunking them over your heads. The coffee seeps into your nose, eyes, and ears and as you lay there coughing for breath he puts 2 empty but still hot coffee cups in your mouth and you choke to death.

I'm standing on one foot.

You fall on your neck and break it. You are dead.

I'm drinking water.

You end up choking on the water and you then die as a result. You are Dead.

I am dancing.