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12-20-12 01:57 PM
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I got one! http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Knucklehead.html
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mrfe : lol good one. 

mrfe : lol good one. 



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zelda2 : Thanks! You've got some good ones too!
zelda2 : Thanks! You've got some good ones too!

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skippercapt : You need to read the rules. First, she said only 7 entries. In your last 2 posts, you have 12. Second, she said no more cat pictures.

DwarvenKnuckleBuster : Care to explain the dog died one? I hope that I have the wrong idea.





skippercapt : You need to read the rules. First, she said only 7 entries. In your last 2 posts, you have 12. Second, she said no more cat pictures.

DwarvenKnuckleBuster : Care to explain the dog died one? I hope that I have the wrong idea.


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A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool!"



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rcarter2 : Huh? I can't! I just lurked around the internet for some memes!
rcarter2 : Huh? I can't! I just lurked around the internet for some memes!

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DwarvenKnuckleBuster : I looked into your picture. It confirmed what I thought it was. I had to delete it. It was highly offensive. In the future, make sure you understand the joke before you post it here. Don't just put something that looks funny without knowing it's meaning.





DwarvenKnuckleBuster : I looked into your picture. It confirmed what I thought it was. I had to delete it. It was highly offensive. In the future, make sure you understand the joke before you post it here. Don't just put something that looks funny without knowing it's meaning.

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rcarter2 :  How was that offensive?
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I have a joke: why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank the coffee before it was cool!

Or: Why is Lady Gaga mad? Because you poke her face.

Or: A Man walked into a bar, and said, "OW!"
I have a joke: why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank the coffee before it was cool!

Or: Why is Lady Gaga mad? Because you poke her face.

Or: A Man walked into a bar, and said, "OW!"

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rcarter: Thank you for keeping track of this thread. ^^
Also, I think he just posted those pictures to demonstrate to the other person how to upload pictures.
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DwarvenKnuckleBuster : I did not see that picture, but I will have to side with rcarter since he has been here longer and therefore I don't think he would be lying. Please, dont post anymore offensive material, or you will be disqualified. ^^;;
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Also, I think he just posted those pictures to demonstrate to the other person how to upload pictures.
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Resuri : It just had a kid smiling and a caption: Tells dog play dead. Dog dies. Nothing really bad about that.
Resuri : It just had a kid smiling and a caption: Tells dog play dead. Dog dies. Nothing really bad about that.

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Here is something I came across a while back in a chat room I thought you'd find funny
->03:23 how does every racist joke start?
03:23 How

03:23 * divinityman looks over each shoulder

03:23 bahaha

03:23 Lol
->03:23 <_5ll3nk6> with an ignorant  hick 
03:23 hey.....

03:23 xD

03:23 k well night all thanks for the info
->03:24 some of the smartest people I know are ignorant hicks though
Here is something I came across a while back in a chat room I thought you'd find funny
->03:23 how does every racist joke start?
03:23 How

03:23 * divinityman looks over each shoulder

03:23 bahaha

03:23 Lol
->03:23 <_5ll3nk6> with an ignorant  hick 
03:23 hey.....

03:23 xD

03:23 k well night all thanks for the info
->03:24 some of the smartest people I know are ignorant hicks though

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The Classic Monkey Joke:
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was taped to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
He found out about global warming.
Why did the sixth monkey fall out of the tree?
Someone cut down the tree.
The Classic Monkey Joke:
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was taped to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
He found out about global warming.
Why did the sixth monkey fall out of the tree?
Someone cut down the tree.


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random jokes






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Posting Cyanide and Happiness
probably isn't the way to go
for this contest...

Posting Cyanide and Happiness
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rcarter2 : I'm sorry! I'm done in this thread.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
rcarter2 : I'm sorry! I'm done in this thread.

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Resuri : HEY here's some good ones!!

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zelda2 : You clearly didn't get the meaning of the picture. You're 11, so I guess I can see why you wouldn't see anything bad with it.





zelda2 : You clearly didn't get the meaning of the picture. You're 11, so I guess I can see why you wouldn't see anything bad with it.

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rcarter2 : hmm... Was that an insult or a statement? I'm just saying, the way you put that sounded a little mean.
rcarter2 : hmm... Was that an insult or a statement? I'm just saying, the way you put that sounded a little mean.

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