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12-18-12 04:45 PM
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1st place- 2,000 viz
 2nd place- 1,000 viz
 3rd place- 500  viz
 4th place- 200 viz
 5th place-  100 viz
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Post jokes, memes, anything funny except videos.^^
They could be either some that you made up on your own or from online.
You have a limit of 7 entries per person. So, if you post more only the first 7 will be counted.

I will pick the winners on Sunday, December 30th.^^
Make Me Laugh Contest 1: https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=51059&page=0


DwarvenKnuckleBuster: Rematch. :'P
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 3rd place- 500  viz
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 5th place-  100 viz
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Post jokes, memes, anything funny except videos.^^
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I will pick the winners on Sunday, December 30th.^^
Make Me Laugh Contest 1: https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=51059&page=0


DwarvenKnuckleBuster: Rematch. :'P
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Three guys are stranded on a desert island, they find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Three guys are stranded on a desert island, they find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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KITTY TIME, SUCKAS.
I WILL OBTAIN THE GOLD TROPHY.
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KITTY TIME, SUCKAS.
I WILL OBTAIN THE GOLD TROPHY.
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  OK here is one.

3 men(one canadian, one french, and one british get captured by a cannabilistic tribe on papau new guinea. So they are tied up and the tribe leader can english to them. The tribe leader asks them how they want to die.

First the British man say i will die by the gun. So they take out a gun, shoot him, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.

Then they ask the french man the same thing and he says i will die by the sword. They stab him skin him and make him into a canoe.

Finally they ask the Canadian and he says i will die by the fork. So the cannibals all look at each other. Then the Canadian rips the fork out of the tribe leaders hand, starts stabbing himself, then says "You will never make a canoe out of me!!!!"
  OK here is one.

3 men(one canadian, one french, and one british get captured by a cannabilistic tribe on papau new guinea. So they are tied up and the tribe leader can english to them. The tribe leader asks them how they want to die.

First the British man say i will die by the gun. So they take out a gun, shoot him, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.

Then they ask the french man the same thing and he says i will die by the sword. They stab him skin him and make him into a canoe.

Finally they ask the Canadian and he says i will die by the fork. So the cannibals all look at each other. Then the Canadian rips the fork out of the tribe leaders hand, starts stabbing himself, then says "You will never make a canoe out of me!!!!"
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Resuri:   Joker: Do you want to know how I got these scars. Nurse: From Batman? Joker: From Batman!!! (Look for my picture)






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Resuri:   Joker: Do you want to know how I got these scars. Nurse: From Batman? Joker: From Batman!!! (Look for my picture)






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For mine, to understand it completely, this is a sign war between a Catholic and Presbyterian church across the street from each other. Enjoy.


















For mine, to understand it completely, this is a sign war between a Catholic and Presbyterian church across the street from each other. Enjoy.


















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Sorry Mother3fan5, i'm stealing your idea.






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Mother3fan5 : I'm stealing it too.






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Mother3fan5 : I'm stealing it too.






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A woman gets on a bus with her baby, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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Another one! Really wanna be first this time!






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Another one! Really wanna be first this time!






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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

ANOTHER JOKE: A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen.   Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

I must ween.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

ANOTHER JOKE: A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen.   Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

I must ween.
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Another one! I WILL WIN!!!






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Another one! I WILL WIN!!!






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Q : what is a vampires favourite drink??




A: blood orange




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Q : what is a vampires favourite drink??




A: blood orange




bun Na bun



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timbit28 : A nice, tall, cool glass of accidental summon.
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there is 3 people who are late to work one comes in and his boss says why are you late the man says "i was doing press ups on strawberry hill." then another man walks in and he said "i was doing sit ups on strawberry hill" and then a woman walks in and the boss said "let me guess you were at strawberry hill" then the girl says "i am strawberry hill"
there is 3 people who are late to work one comes in and his boss says why are you late the man says "i was doing press ups on strawberry hill." then another man walks in and he said "i was doing sit ups on strawberry hill" and then a woman walks in and the boss said "let me guess you were at strawberry hill" then the girl says "i am strawberry hill"
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ok then......


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ok then......


LOL im so gonna win






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mario:sonic its me mario! would you like to see me jump?                                                                                                                                               sonic: sure go ahead dude.                                                                                                                                                                                             (mario jumps exrtemely high into the sky)                                                                                                                                                                       sonic: since when could fat people jump so high? i guess all of those super mushrooms paid off.                                                                                (suddenly tails comes)                                                                                                                                                                                                     talis: wow how can that fat man jump so high?                                                                                                                                                                sonic: that is exactly the same question i was wondering.
mario:sonic its me mario! would you like to see me jump?                                                                                                                                               sonic: sure go ahead dude.                                                                                                                                                                                             (mario jumps exrtemely high into the sky)                                                                                                                                                                       sonic: since when could fat people jump so high? i guess all of those super mushrooms paid off.                                                                                (suddenly tails comes)                                                                                                                                                                                                     talis: wow how can that fat man jump so high?                                                                                                                                                                sonic: that is exactly the same question i was wondering.
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Another one! You all will lose! 






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