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10-08-12 10:17 AM
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So a while back I remember that in 12th grade Psychology and we were discussing baby names (it was related to a topic, I just forget how) and while listening to some of the names, I couldn't help but feel kind of puzzled (for a lack of a better word) at what parents are naming their kids. I know that their are a lot of Jacobs, Davids, Michaels, Ryans, and Daniels (to name a few) growing up in high school; but kids named Pheonix, Gunner, Passion, and Blue are really far out their. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the kid becuase I know he is going be somewhat teased, bullied, and made fun of becuase of the name. I know that I should respect someone for what they name their child and to try and not to judge. I guess what I'm asking is; is their a "limit" on how unique a name should be for a child.

Also on a related note what is the most "unique" name you've ever heard?


So a while back I remember that in 12th grade Psychology and we were discussing baby names (it was related to a topic, I just forget how) and while listening to some of the names, I couldn't help but feel kind of puzzled (for a lack of a better word) at what parents are naming their kids. I know that their are a lot of Jacobs, Davids, Michaels, Ryans, and Daniels (to name a few) growing up in high school; but kids named Pheonix, Gunner, Passion, and Blue are really far out their. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the kid becuase I know he is going be somewhat teased, bullied, and made fun of becuase of the name. I know that I should respect someone for what they name their child and to try and not to judge. I guess what I'm asking is; is their a "limit" on how unique a name should be for a child.

Also on a related note what is the most "unique" name you've ever heard?

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Oldschool41 : The only unusual names I've ever heard were people with names of season. Like Summer, Autumn, etc. I don't think there is anything wrong with parents giving their kids a unique name like that. Sometimes there are ones that go far out there but I know, from personal experience, that I have a really unique first name. Not too many people have my name. I kind of rather like being unique.
Oldschool41 : The only unusual names I've ever heard were people with names of season. Like Summer, Autumn, etc. I don't think there is anything wrong with parents giving their kids a unique name like that. Sometimes there are ones that go far out there but I know, from personal experience, that I have a really unique first name. Not too many people have my name. I kind of rather like being unique.
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SunflowerGaming : I agree with you that a unique name can really make a person stand out (in a good way) when meeting people. However I think what is a consern for me is names that are really far out there or names that are spelled wrong (example would be Michael spelled Mychael or David spelled Dayvyd). But all in all its like you've said I don't have any problems with parents naming their child something unique, just me worried how the child is going to go through life with a name that either...

1. Is hard to spell
2. Is hard to pronounce
3. People say is not a name
4. Calling the child names
5. Doesn't grow well on the child.

I would like to get Singelli's opinion on this since she is a teacher and she might have had trouble pronouncing some names of her students.


SunflowerGaming : I agree with you that a unique name can really make a person stand out (in a good way) when meeting people. However I think what is a consern for me is names that are really far out there or names that are spelled wrong (example would be Michael spelled Mychael or David spelled Dayvyd). But all in all its like you've said I don't have any problems with parents naming their child something unique, just me worried how the child is going to go through life with a name that either...

1. Is hard to spell
2. Is hard to pronounce
3. People say is not a name
4. Calling the child names
5. Doesn't grow well on the child.

I would like to get Singelli's opinion on this since she is a teacher and she might have had trouble pronouncing some names of her students.

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I wouldn't really like naming my child after a noun, like "Angel, Daisy," etc. But I wouldn't mind giving my child a unique name.



Sairek, for example, is a very unknown name; but it's actually a real male name!

I believe it's actually an Irish name.
I wouldn't really like naming my child after a noun, like "Angel, Daisy," etc. But I wouldn't mind giving my child a unique name.



Sairek, for example, is a very unknown name; but it's actually a real male name!

I believe it's actually an Irish name.
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Oldschool41 : Yeah I can understand where you're coming from. It can be hard for a child having a really weird name. However, they can always legally change it when they're old enough. But I just feel bad that they would have to wait and go through the problems of being bullied because of their name. I think that's really sad, they didn't ask for that name, yet they can sometimes get a lot of flack for it.
Oldschool41 : Yeah I can understand where you're coming from. It can be hard for a child having a really weird name. However, they can always legally change it when they're old enough. But I just feel bad that they would have to wait and go through the problems of being bullied because of their name. I think that's really sad, they didn't ask for that name, yet they can sometimes get a lot of flack for it.
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No i wouldn't name my child Pheonix nor Gunner. I think who ever did that should be ashamed of him or herself. I would name my child a normal name that haven't been much used like malcom.
No i wouldn't name my child Pheonix nor Gunner. I think who ever did that should be ashamed of him or herself. I would name my child a normal name that haven't been much used like malcom.
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Wow, you really hit me close to home. Before my daughter was born, before we knew she was a girl, we were thinking of naming her Phoenix if he was a boy... Being named "Robert", I feel like giving your child a run-of-the-mill name is just dumb. I could never be the only one, I've never gone anywhere where I'm the only Rob. It's just impossible.

If you're going to name your child something like Jake, or Ian, Jessica or god forbid Dakota, you should just not be a parent. Get some originality.
Wow, you really hit me close to home. Before my daughter was born, before we knew she was a girl, we were thinking of naming her Phoenix if he was a boy... Being named "Robert", I feel like giving your child a run-of-the-mill name is just dumb. I could never be the only one, I've never gone anywhere where I'm the only Rob. It's just impossible.

If you're going to name your child something like Jake, or Ian, Jessica or god forbid Dakota, you should just not be a parent. Get some originality.
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Lazlo Falconi : I'll admit Pheonix is a good unique name. But yeah we have too many Michaels, Davids, Jakes, Jessicas, and Emilys. Never really met a lot of Ians or Dakotas (might just be where I'm from) so I don't really associate them with Michaels.

Lazlo Falconi : I'll admit Pheonix is a good unique name. But yeah we have too many Michaels, Davids, Jakes, Jessicas, and Emilys. Never really met a lot of Ians or Dakotas (might just be where I'm from) so I don't really associate them with Michaels.
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Phoenix is an awesome name. If I had a kid named Phoenix, I would keep pushing him over just so I could afterwards yell out "Phoenix Down!"

...okay, I'd make a horrible parent... >.>;;;
Phoenix is an awesome name. If I had a kid named Phoenix, I would keep pushing him over just so I could afterwards yell out "Phoenix Down!"

...okay, I'd make a horrible parent... >.>;;;
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Oy, boy could I give you some doozies!  I live in an area of the country where it seems almost impossible NOT to come across crazy names!  I think the worst I heard were pronounced "Luh-MON-gu-lo" and "Or-ON-gu-lo" (with the capitalized syllable emphasized).

However, get this..: their names were literally Lemonjello and Orangejello.  They were twins.

What's wrong with these parents, that they do this to their kids?  I think we live in a society where it's becoming less of an issue, but I still find it utterly ridiculous.
Oy, boy could I give you some doozies!  I live in an area of the country where it seems almost impossible NOT to come across crazy names!  I think the worst I heard were pronounced "Luh-MON-gu-lo" and "Or-ON-gu-lo" (with the capitalized syllable emphasized).

However, get this..: their names were literally Lemonjello and Orangejello.  They were twins.

What's wrong with these parents, that they do this to their kids?  I think we live in a society where it's becoming less of an issue, but I still find it utterly ridiculous.
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Crazy Li : LOL that was pretty funny.

Crazy Li : LOL that was pretty funny.
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Omg i love this. I finally get to share some weird names that people i know, have given their children. My sister in-law friend has named her son 'Flea'. Yes like the little thing your dog gets in his hair that causes him to itch. Funny right? Also my dads friend named her son 'Rowdy' get this, his dad is in jail...Ya i'm not gonna go into detail. Another friend of my dad's named their son 'Storm'. These are all rediculous and funny. But often i ask my self what i'm gonna name my kids and can't find anything i like so maybe these people had the same trouble ended up naming their kids rediculous things.
Omg i love this. I finally get to share some weird names that people i know, have given their children. My sister in-law friend has named her son 'Flea'. Yes like the little thing your dog gets in his hair that causes him to itch. Funny right? Also my dads friend named her son 'Rowdy' get this, his dad is in jail...Ya i'm not gonna go into detail. Another friend of my dad's named their son 'Storm'. These are all rediculous and funny. But often i ask my self what i'm gonna name my kids and can't find anything i like so maybe these people had the same trouble ended up naming their kids rediculous things.
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Flea??!?!  No way!  That should just be considered cruelty!

I didn't know the person specifically, but my students told me about a child they knew called s***head, except that the 'th' was pronounced like the 'th' in the word 'the'.  Apparently, the parent was drunk when giving birth.  -.-

Now imagine a poor teacher going through her rollsheet....
Flea??!?!  No way!  That should just be considered cruelty!

I didn't know the person specifically, but my students told me about a child they knew called s***head, except that the 'th' was pronounced like the 'th' in the word 'the'.  Apparently, the parent was drunk when giving birth.  -.-

Now imagine a poor teacher going through her rollsheet....
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Singelli : LOL yes way. And s***head omg the doctor must've been like "I'm not trying to tell you what to name your kid but ma'am are you sure?" lol.

Jerry.....Here!.....Tom...here!.....*Sigh* s***head....here! Snicker snicker snicker
Singelli : LOL yes way. And s***head omg the doctor must've been like "I'm not trying to tell you what to name your kid but ma'am are you sure?" lol.

Jerry.....Here!.....Tom...here!.....*Sigh* s***head....here! Snicker snicker snicker
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I think the "S**head" thing is an urban legend....


http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp




I could give you a whole list of them from my various lists in my journal.


But I do know a sibling duo named Golden (boy) and Sylver (girl) ... their mom is named Moni!
I think the "S**head" thing is an urban legend....


http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp




I could give you a whole list of them from my various lists in my journal.


But I do know a sibling duo named Golden (boy) and Sylver (girl) ... their mom is named Moni!
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Wwwoooow. LOL.  That's horrible!

As for the urban legend thing, it may be so, but my students -say- they knew someone with that name.  It doesn't make it true though I understand.  However my sister DID know a Lemonjello and Orangejello, so I'm very surprised they're listed on that site!  O.o  That means it's happened more than once perhaps... oh dear!
Wwwoooow. LOL.  That's horrible!

As for the urban legend thing, it may be so, but my students -say- they knew someone with that name.  It doesn't make it true though I understand.  However my sister DID know a Lemonjello and Orangejello, so I'm very surprised they're listed on that site!  O.o  That means it's happened more than once perhaps... oh dear!
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I kind of consider my own name a wierd name since it is spelled a lot differently than the tradisional one but people do like it and think it's unique

- Bayleigh
(Bay-Lee) Usualy spelled - Bailey

More of an Irish name
I kind of consider my own name a wierd name since it is spelled a lot differently than the tradisional one but people do like it and think it's unique

- Bayleigh
(Bay-Lee) Usualy spelled - Bailey

More of an Irish name
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klemish : Flea is just terrible. I can only imagine him running and people say "Flea is Fleeing" lol. I thought Rowdy and Storm are decent names; I mean you can call him the nickname Ro/Row/Rowd if Rowdy doesn't cut it for ya.

Flamesterette_X: Golden sounds to close to Holden from The Catcher in Rye that's my only compalint about that name. Sylver looks too masculine for a girls name.

klemish : Flea is just terrible. I can only imagine him running and people say "Flea is Fleeing" lol. I thought Rowdy and Storm are decent names; I mean you can call him the nickname Ro/Row/Rowd if Rowdy doesn't cut it for ya.

Flamesterette_X: Golden sounds to close to Holden from The Catcher in Rye that's my only compalint about that name. Sylver looks too masculine for a girls name.
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Oldschool41: I know what you mean about those names now, but since I grew up with them, the names didn't sound TOO bad...


Oh, look. I have a bunch of real names from real life and a book of the ODD!


Shimmer (my friend Alan's cousin)
Jack Wang (a high school classmate of my brother's)
Autumn Leaf Wood (a girl who used to go to my high school)
Mimosa / Tilia / Ficus (two sisters and a brother who used to go to my church; their dad was a botanist, which explained things)
Citrus (the botanist named him at birth)
Poppy Booth (a guy who used to go to my high school)
Diamond / Majestic (a sibling combo)


Names from the 1901 British census

* Arthur Arse (London)
* Alexander Penis (Liverpool)
* Fanny Clam (Huddersfield)
* Margaret Piss (Middlesex)
* Valentine Fart (London)
* Elizabeth Shag (Lancaster)
* Benjamine Bottom (Sheffield)
* Harriett s***e (East Sussex)
* Minnie Shafter (Kingston Upon Hull)
* Willie Cock (London)
* Annie Fanny (Lincoln)
* Wilfred Minge (Sark)
* Rose s***ter (Hampshire)
* Ivy Crapper (London)
* Alice Turd (Southampton)
* August Wanker (Clerkenwell)
* William Poop (Sussex)
* Samuel Pants (London)
* Moses Winkle (Staffordshire)
* Letitia Bollocks (Suffolk)
* Daisy Shatter (Isle of Wight)



Names from THE BABY NAME COUNTDOWN by Janet Schwegel

Abolena Sweat
Curry
Chicago
Downy
Weyekin-Ilp-Ilp
Western-Li
Cash Money
Precious Angel
Two-Million
Brother
Sister
Catherine, Elizabeth, Hannah, Sarah, Nicole, etc. for BOYS
Christopher, Kyle, Neil, Scott, Sean, James, etc. for GIRLS
Boy
Girl
Stillborn
Newborn
Infant
many stupidly misspelled names like Tymothy, Typhanee, etc.

* and MANY MORE!



OTHER NAMES I'VE HEARD OF

Saddam Deng SARS
Ivan Ho
Harry Dick
Rich Money
Dick Kochs
Candy Disch
Heidi Ho
Safety First
July First
Mary Christmas
Crystal Shanda Lear

* and MANY MORE!




These names are from The Odd Index by Stephen J. Spignesi:


87 People Named for Body Parts, Diseases, Medications, Cosmetics, or Something Having to Do with Sex

A. Pimple
Abolena Sweat
Ammonia
Angina Keys
Appendicitis
Aspirin
Autopsy
Bernard Nicewanger
Blanch Kidney
Bobby Joe Gothard
Castor Oil
Charlie Hymen
Chlorine
Chloroform
Citronella
Constance Hiccup
Constipation
Cornelia Tonsil
Depression
Diaphragm
Dichloramentine
Dick Wacker
Digesta
Diptheria
Distemper
Doloris Puke
Douche
Duncas Hymen
Edward Vagina
Esophagus
Exczema
Fallopian
Flu
Fred Dilldoe
Fuk Eyw
Gladys Pantzeroff
Glycine
Granuloma
Halitosis
Hang Nails
Hernia
Hyman Pleasure
I.P. Blood
Iodine
Iona Outhouse
Kotex
Larry Ovary
Latrina
Lee Lung
Lemaza Hotballs
Listerine
Maria Piles
Meconium
Meninges
Menses
Morphine
Mr. Balls
Mr. f***
Nancy Nipples
Nausaeous
Nausea
Ophelia Rottincrotch
Penis
Placenta
Placenta Previa
Poopie
Positive Wasserman
Pregmancy
Pyelitis
Rectum
Sal Hepatica
Saline
Saliva Brown
Smallpox Dingle
Steve Spleen
Syphilis
Thomas Headache
Thomas Measles
Thyroid
Toilet Preparations
Twila Anus
Urine
Uvula
Vagina
Valve
Vaseline
Vomita Willis


37 People with Names for Which, I'm Sure, There Are Good Explanations

Artificial Flowers
Auditorium
Beautiful Swindler
Bigamy
Charity Ward
Devotee War
Emancipation Proclamation Freedom
Fertilizer
Gasoline
Immaculate Conception
Kidnap
Larceny
Large Smash
League of Nations
Let's Stay Here
Leverage
Libel
Limousine
Machine
Magazine
Miscellaneous
No Parking
Petty Larceny
Pictorial Review
Refund
Sparkplug
Sylvania
Thermal
Tomb
Try-em-and-See
Victrola
Weatherstrip
What
X.Y.Z.
Y.Z.
Z.


97 People Whose Names Were Probably a Source of Merciless Torment on the Playground

Amazon
Average
Boozer
Bright
Charles Smellybelly
Constance Stench
Critic
Crook
Cute
Darling
Delerious
Delight
Dimples
Dream-Child
Equal
Etta Roach
Evil
Extra
Fairest
Famous
Fatty
Favorite
Felony
Fertilizer
Filthy McNasty
Flake
Flunkey
Fool Head
Foreward March
Free Love
Gift of God
Hallowed
Handsome
Haphazard
Hasty
Hazard
Heathen
Himself
Honest
Hot
Hot Shot
Ima Goose
Ima Rose Bush
Ima Valentine
John Smellie
Jolly
Knowledge
Largie
Lassie
Lawless
Lawyer
Lonely
Looney
Looney Head
Lord
Love
Love Bird
Low
Lucifer
Lucky Blunder
Luscious
Margaret Black Butts
Midget
Modest
Normal
Old
Peculier
Perfect
Person
Pleasant
Poor Boy
Right
Rimmer
Roach
Rodent
Rudolph Goldsh**ter
Silent
Soggie
Special
Strange Odor Andrews
Suck
Sylvester Smells
Tiny Small
Too Late
Toy
Trouble
Truly White
Tweetie
Unexpected
Useless
Vice
Wealthy
Weary
Willibald Thumbfart
Wimpy
Wonderful
Zero


35 People Whose Names Nicely Fit Their Occupations

Albert Palm: Masseur
Arthur Blessit: Baptist evangelist
Brenda Love: author of The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Positions
Deloris Hearsum: Deaf typist for a deaf social agency
Denver Driver: Truck driver
Don Tree: Gardener
Donald Moos: Washington state official in charge of dairy reports
Dorothy Reading: Librarian
Filmore Graves: Mortician
Frank Deadman: Mortician
Gordon Marsh: Biologist
Hazel Wolf: Works for the Audubon Society
Jack Putz: Golf pro
James Bond: Detective
James Bugg: Exterminator
John Barber: Barber
Judge Judge: Judge
Ken Priest: Protestant minister
Lee Coffin: Mortician
Max Money: Tax collector
Michael Angelo: Artist
Michael Fox: Veterinarian
Milo B. High: Elvis' pilot
Mr. Brain: Teacher
Mr. Bury: Mortician
Mr. Sexsmith: Marriage counsellor
Mrs. Bowman: Archery instructor
Mrs. Cook: Baking teacher
Muffin Fry: Baker
Ronald Drown: Lifeguard
Sam Wood: Lumber dealer
Storm Field: Weatherman
Sweep Hand: Watch repairman
Virgil Buryman: Mortician
Wake Doom: Mortician


21 Doctors Who Probably Have to Talk About Their Names a Lot

Dr. Bees: Veterinary assistant (to Dr. Lyons)
Dr. Blood: Hematologist
Dr. Brain: Neurologist
Dr. Cartledge: Podiatrist
Dr. Childs: Pediatrician
Dr. Cure: Doctor
Dr. Docter: Doctor
Dr. Dolphin: Veterinarian
Dr. Eather: Anesthesiologist
Dr. Head: Neurologist
Dr. Heard: Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat Specialist
Dr. Hertz: Chiropractor
Dr. Jack Fealy: Gynecologist
Dr. Leak: Urologist
Dr. Lyons: Veterinarian
Dr. Organ: Doctor
Dr. Saw: Orthopedist
Dr. Sawbones: Doctor
Dr. Shrink: Psychiatrist
Dr. Will Diddle: Obstetrician / Gynecologist
Dr. William Rash: Dermatologist


3 Nurses Who Picked the Right Specialty

A. Nurse: Nurse
Ida Toomer: Oncology nurse
Prue Cramp: OB / GYN nurse


48 People Having Food Names or Names Having Something to Do with Food

Apple Cider
Baby Ruth
Bannana
Barbara Beans
Champagne
Cold Turkey
Dill Pickle
Gardenia Salad
Garlic
Hearty Meal
Herb Rice
Hershey Bar
Hominy
Ice Cream
Jelly Bean
Lemon Custer
Lemon Freeze
Lettuce Fields
Liza Cucumber
Loin
Lunch
Margarine
Mazola
Meat Grease
Meat Loaf
Oatmeal
Oleomargarine
Olive Green
Orange Jello
Orangeade
Piece O. Cake
Pork Chop
Sam Broccoli
Sam Omelette
Sasparilla
Sausage
Soda
Spicy Fudge
Strawberry Commode
Summer Butter
Turnip
Utensil
Vanilla
Watermellon Patch
Weldon Rumproast
Wheat Bread
Whisky
Wine
Oldschool41: I know what you mean about those names now, but since I grew up with them, the names didn't sound TOO bad...


Oh, look. I have a bunch of real names from real life and a book of the ODD!


Shimmer (my friend Alan's cousin)
Jack Wang (a high school classmate of my brother's)
Autumn Leaf Wood (a girl who used to go to my high school)
Mimosa / Tilia / Ficus (two sisters and a brother who used to go to my church; their dad was a botanist, which explained things)
Citrus (the botanist named him at birth)
Poppy Booth (a guy who used to go to my high school)
Diamond / Majestic (a sibling combo)


Names from the 1901 British census

* Arthur Arse (London)
* Alexander Penis (Liverpool)
* Fanny Clam (Huddersfield)
* Margaret Piss (Middlesex)
* Valentine Fart (London)
* Elizabeth Shag (Lancaster)
* Benjamine Bottom (Sheffield)
* Harriett s***e (East Sussex)
* Minnie Shafter (Kingston Upon Hull)
* Willie Cock (London)
* Annie Fanny (Lincoln)
* Wilfred Minge (Sark)
* Rose s***ter (Hampshire)
* Ivy Crapper (London)
* Alice Turd (Southampton)
* August Wanker (Clerkenwell)
* William Poop (Sussex)
* Samuel Pants (London)
* Moses Winkle (Staffordshire)
* Letitia Bollocks (Suffolk)
* Daisy Shatter (Isle of Wight)



Names from THE BABY NAME COUNTDOWN by Janet Schwegel

Abolena Sweat
Curry
Chicago
Downy
Weyekin-Ilp-Ilp
Western-Li
Cash Money
Precious Angel
Two-Million
Brother
Sister
Catherine, Elizabeth, Hannah, Sarah, Nicole, etc. for BOYS
Christopher, Kyle, Neil, Scott, Sean, James, etc. for GIRLS
Boy
Girl
Stillborn
Newborn
Infant
many stupidly misspelled names like Tymothy, Typhanee, etc.

* and MANY MORE!



OTHER NAMES I'VE HEARD OF

Saddam Deng SARS
Ivan Ho
Harry Dick
Rich Money
Dick Kochs
Candy Disch
Heidi Ho
Safety First
July First
Mary Christmas
Crystal Shanda Lear

* and MANY MORE!




These names are from The Odd Index by Stephen J. Spignesi:


87 People Named for Body Parts, Diseases, Medications, Cosmetics, or Something Having to Do with Sex

A. Pimple
Abolena Sweat
Ammonia
Angina Keys
Appendicitis
Aspirin
Autopsy
Bernard Nicewanger
Blanch Kidney
Bobby Joe Gothard
Castor Oil
Charlie Hymen
Chlorine
Chloroform
Citronella
Constance Hiccup
Constipation
Cornelia Tonsil
Depression
Diaphragm
Dichloramentine
Dick Wacker
Digesta
Diptheria
Distemper
Doloris Puke
Douche
Duncas Hymen
Edward Vagina
Esophagus
Exczema
Fallopian
Flu
Fred Dilldoe
Fuk Eyw
Gladys Pantzeroff
Glycine
Granuloma
Halitosis
Hang Nails
Hernia
Hyman Pleasure
I.P. Blood
Iodine
Iona Outhouse
Kotex
Larry Ovary
Latrina
Lee Lung
Lemaza Hotballs
Listerine
Maria Piles
Meconium
Meninges
Menses
Morphine
Mr. Balls
Mr. f***
Nancy Nipples
Nausaeous
Nausea
Ophelia Rottincrotch
Penis
Placenta
Placenta Previa
Poopie
Positive Wasserman
Pregmancy
Pyelitis
Rectum
Sal Hepatica
Saline
Saliva Brown
Smallpox Dingle
Steve Spleen
Syphilis
Thomas Headache
Thomas Measles
Thyroid
Toilet Preparations
Twila Anus
Urine
Uvula
Vagina
Valve
Vaseline
Vomita Willis


37 People with Names for Which, I'm Sure, There Are Good Explanations

Artificial Flowers
Auditorium
Beautiful Swindler
Bigamy
Charity Ward
Devotee War
Emancipation Proclamation Freedom
Fertilizer
Gasoline
Immaculate Conception
Kidnap
Larceny
Large Smash
League of Nations
Let's Stay Here
Leverage
Libel
Limousine
Machine
Magazine
Miscellaneous
No Parking
Petty Larceny
Pictorial Review
Refund
Sparkplug
Sylvania
Thermal
Tomb
Try-em-and-See
Victrola
Weatherstrip
What
X.Y.Z.
Y.Z.
Z.


97 People Whose Names Were Probably a Source of Merciless Torment on the Playground

Amazon
Average
Boozer
Bright
Charles Smellybelly
Constance Stench
Critic
Crook
Cute
Darling
Delerious
Delight
Dimples
Dream-Child
Equal
Etta Roach
Evil
Extra
Fairest
Famous
Fatty
Favorite
Felony
Fertilizer
Filthy McNasty
Flake
Flunkey
Fool Head
Foreward March
Free Love
Gift of God
Hallowed
Handsome
Haphazard
Hasty
Hazard
Heathen
Himself
Honest
Hot
Hot Shot
Ima Goose
Ima Rose Bush
Ima Valentine
John Smellie
Jolly
Knowledge
Largie
Lassie
Lawless
Lawyer
Lonely
Looney
Looney Head
Lord
Love
Love Bird
Low
Lucifer
Lucky Blunder
Luscious
Margaret Black Butts
Midget
Modest
Normal
Old
Peculier
Perfect
Person
Pleasant
Poor Boy
Right
Rimmer
Roach
Rodent
Rudolph Goldsh**ter
Silent
Soggie
Special
Strange Odor Andrews
Suck
Sylvester Smells
Tiny Small
Too Late
Toy
Trouble
Truly White
Tweetie
Unexpected
Useless
Vice
Wealthy
Weary
Willibald Thumbfart
Wimpy
Wonderful
Zero


35 People Whose Names Nicely Fit Their Occupations

Albert Palm: Masseur
Arthur Blessit: Baptist evangelist
Brenda Love: author of The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Positions
Deloris Hearsum: Deaf typist for a deaf social agency
Denver Driver: Truck driver
Don Tree: Gardener
Donald Moos: Washington state official in charge of dairy reports
Dorothy Reading: Librarian
Filmore Graves: Mortician
Frank Deadman: Mortician
Gordon Marsh: Biologist
Hazel Wolf: Works for the Audubon Society
Jack Putz: Golf pro
James Bond: Detective
James Bugg: Exterminator
John Barber: Barber
Judge Judge: Judge
Ken Priest: Protestant minister
Lee Coffin: Mortician
Max Money: Tax collector
Michael Angelo: Artist
Michael Fox: Veterinarian
Milo B. High: Elvis' pilot
Mr. Brain: Teacher
Mr. Bury: Mortician
Mr. Sexsmith: Marriage counsellor
Mrs. Bowman: Archery instructor
Mrs. Cook: Baking teacher
Muffin Fry: Baker
Ronald Drown: Lifeguard
Sam Wood: Lumber dealer
Storm Field: Weatherman
Sweep Hand: Watch repairman
Virgil Buryman: Mortician
Wake Doom: Mortician


21 Doctors Who Probably Have to Talk About Their Names a Lot

Dr. Bees: Veterinary assistant (to Dr. Lyons)
Dr. Blood: Hematologist
Dr. Brain: Neurologist
Dr. Cartledge: Podiatrist
Dr. Childs: Pediatrician
Dr. Cure: Doctor
Dr. Docter: Doctor
Dr. Dolphin: Veterinarian
Dr. Eather: Anesthesiologist
Dr. Head: Neurologist
Dr. Heard: Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat Specialist
Dr. Hertz: Chiropractor
Dr. Jack Fealy: Gynecologist
Dr. Leak: Urologist
Dr. Lyons: Veterinarian
Dr. Organ: Doctor
Dr. Saw: Orthopedist
Dr. Sawbones: Doctor
Dr. Shrink: Psychiatrist
Dr. Will Diddle: Obstetrician / Gynecologist
Dr. William Rash: Dermatologist


3 Nurses Who Picked the Right Specialty

A. Nurse: Nurse
Ida Toomer: Oncology nurse
Prue Cramp: OB / GYN nurse


48 People Having Food Names or Names Having Something to Do with Food

Apple Cider
Baby Ruth
Bannana
Barbara Beans
Champagne
Cold Turkey
Dill Pickle
Gardenia Salad
Garlic
Hearty Meal
Herb Rice
Hershey Bar
Hominy
Ice Cream
Jelly Bean
Lemon Custer
Lemon Freeze
Lettuce Fields
Liza Cucumber
Loin
Lunch
Margarine
Mazola
Meat Grease
Meat Loaf
Oatmeal
Oleomargarine
Olive Green
Orange Jello
Orangeade
Piece O. Cake
Pork Chop
Sam Broccoli
Sam Omelette
Sasparilla
Sausage
Soda
Spicy Fudge
Strawberry Commode
Summer Butter
Turnip
Utensil
Vanilla
Watermellon Patch
Weldon Rumproast
Wheat Bread
Whisky
Wine
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Lazlo Falconi : I kind of agree with you there. I've been cursed with a common name of David, the only thing that makes me stand out is my last name of Auchampach which is incredibly rare.

Because of my common name, and because I like originality, my wife and I have given our kids less common names. Our daughter's name is Naomi (not very common) and our son's name is Dauntez (very rare). If we have another son, we might potentially name him Neomiah.

If my wife let me, I honestly would come up with my own names. I've always been good at coming up with unique words and names and I'd come up with a name that no one else in the world has.
Lazlo Falconi : I kind of agree with you there. I've been cursed with a common name of David, the only thing that makes me stand out is my last name of Auchampach which is incredibly rare.

Because of my common name, and because I like originality, my wife and I have given our kids less common names. Our daughter's name is Naomi (not very common) and our son's name is Dauntez (very rare). If we have another son, we might potentially name him Neomiah.

If my wife let me, I honestly would come up with my own names. I've always been good at coming up with unique words and names and I'd come up with a name that no one else in the world has.
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