Looks like FoxSlayer has won... Or has he?

Collecting is my specialty, since I was a baby I was escaping exploring,
breaking making my way into and stealing borrowing with nothing more then my hands, like nobodies business.
The Muffin is the one thing in life that I will probably never obtain, but that's what I like about it. *Man-swoon*

This was my chance to have the thrill of pursuing the Muffin again.
For the second time in my life I find myself abusing my "friendship" with that infamous Time Lord known only as the Doctor.

After stealing borrowing the TARDIS© I once again travel where very few dare to go : The past.

And now I stand here, looking at the Muffin. I've seen something incredible.
It was in a tray full of identical muffins. There was a bright white label on the tray...

"Free muffins! Get 'em while they're hot!! ". There was people saying something like "Seems legit"...

How did they not notice that one Muffin?
The Muffin that looked so much more... Untainted, mysterious, off-limits.

The Muffin... To rule all muffins.
I realised too late that I was day-dreaming. I was acutely aware the Muffin was now absent.

But that was cool, I wasn't going to take it here anyway, I had to go were it all began.
I stood outside SmobblePants window (totally not awkward),
and not one minute went by before -in a shower of glass- the Muffin fell, almost flown, to my open hands.

So, technically I altered history, but for better or worse? I wouldn't know, I am alone now. I have been for a while.
In space. On board the Death Star. The Muffin's waiting. Protected by the most well trained fighters in history.

Oh that was a weird post. Anyway, off topic.
SmobblePants : Happy Birth-day. And thanks for this fantastically mad thread. Hope you have a nice time.

then I tell you how the book ends(whod guess the twin did it?) and beat ye wit a baseball bat
I tak the muffin and drive outta teh basement on yur bikecycle
P.S. I got yur bike

I have my friend drive up next to you at the same speed, and you can't go any faster then i knock you off, the muffin is flying in the air, and as i use my ninja-like reflexs to grab the muffin in mid-air

I drive off to the nearest FBI agentacy and ask to be put under the Protection Program (Like the ones you see on TV)
and i get shipped off to Germany and i look like any normal German

And with me is my team of pokemon - Empoleon, Rapidash, Luxray, Girafarig, Roserade, and Staraptor. All level 100 so they can protect the Muffin in a safe Refridgerator locked with a Key-and-lock Lock

I fall asleep next to my pokemon who protect me

and I says thanks and ride away in an armored super tank

You know... i was just minding my day and i came upon a ralts with a box

I say hey there and ask what she has then she smiles, gives me the box, and uses teleport

I look in the box and say "Wow it's a muffin... I'm so hungry... but ill save it for later, dont want to eat it"

*Pulls out all of her pokemon*

Alright guys, dont let a huanter get past you guys again!

*Pulls out a few Psychic types with the ability Inner Focus*

Ok atleast you guys wont fall asleep

*Tells the lvl 100 pokemon to stand guard of the container with 15 locks on it and not let one inch of that container be unwatched but also looking for other people coming*

Alright... i'm tired... please... protect me.... my friends.... zzzzz

Use my Poke balls to hinder them, but leave them next to you. I leave a holographic image of the muffin, and leave with the muffin. I hide it in my secret laboratory under my house in 5 mazes and puzzles! Try to take it from me!