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11-01-11 08:34 PM
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I sometimes get this jokes column sent to my email. I thought this one was pretty good.

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" ]

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"




Some of you may not find it that hilarious. I thought was good, though.
I sometimes get this jokes column sent to my email. I thought this one was pretty good.

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" ]

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"




Some of you may not find it that hilarious. I thought was good, though.
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11-01-11 08:41 PM
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Ya.... I do not get it. I think that it is funny ish but really not the best joke ever. I bet it has that group of people that laugh there socks off but I do not like it too much. Too weird I guess.
Ya.... I do not get it. I think that it is funny ish but really not the best joke ever. I bet it has that group of people that laugh there socks off but I do not like it too much. Too weird I guess.
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11-01-11 09:14 PM
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Heh.. Some sick people AND dogs, considering the dog was his accomplice. While that is funny, it's not the best thing ever. Sorry, not to be rude or a kill joy, but that's my opinion. Good joke, anyways.
Heh.. Some sick people AND dogs, considering the dog was his accomplice. While that is funny, it's not the best thing ever. Sorry, not to be rude or a kill joy, but that's my opinion. Good joke, anyways.
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11-01-11 10:31 PM
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The joke is fine. Not really anything to get. It is just a funny situation. I actually have a friend whom a similar thing happened to him, so this reminded me of it. The story is hilarious when it has happened in real life.
The joke is fine. Not really anything to get. It is just a funny situation. I actually have a friend whom a similar thing happened to him, so this reminded me of it. The story is hilarious when it has happened in real life.
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11-01-11 10:32 PM
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Heh, that was a good joke, lol @ the smiley face too
Heh, that was a good joke, lol @ the smiley face too
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11-01-11 11:34 PM
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I thought that was pretty funny with the ironic twist at the end.
I thought that was pretty funny with the ironic twist at the end.
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11-02-11 03:41 AM
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Lol,i was not expecting that,i laughed.
Lol,i was not expecting that,i laughed.
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