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Share all your best you might be a redneck jokes. Let us see if we can make a great list!
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This might be a good one. Jeff Foxworthy.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.



This might be a good one. Jeff Foxworthy.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.

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Nice thread...
You might be a redneck if you look like John.
Nice thread...
You might be a redneck if you look like John.

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big fat cat : What Jon, like John McCain or NotJohn or what John are you talking about Lol I am confused.

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big fat cat : What Jon, like John McCain or NotJohn or what John are you talking about Lol I am confused.

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billythekidmonster :
Look at the memberlist.
find an elite member named john.
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big fat cat : Ha ha ha wow. That is not very nice though it is very true that is what a red neck looks like.


big fat cat : Ha ha ha wow. That is not very nice though it is very true that is what a red neck looks like.

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your a redneck if youve spent more time in your pick up truck than your education
your a redneck if youve spent more time in your pick up truck than your education


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LOL - John

Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle.

Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause
you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

You use a NASCAR credit card.

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Around
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The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors.

You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.

LOL - John

Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle.

Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause
you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

You use a NASCAR credit card.

If you think this is what NASCAR stands for:

Non
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Created
Around
Rednecks

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors.

You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.



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tRIUNE : Those are some of the best that I have heard. Did you write them yourself or did you just google redneck jokes? Either way those are some good ones.

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tRIUNE : Those are some of the best that I have heard. Did you write them yourself or did you just google redneck jokes? Either way those are some good ones.

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billythekidmonster : I didn't write them lol.

I've heard these before, redneck jokes are common among my friends lol.
billythekidmonster : I didn't write them lol.

I've heard these before, redneck jokes are common among my friends lol.

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You might be a redneck if....
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"



You might be a redneck if....
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You think any one north of you is a foreigner and have a staple diet of corn.
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You might be a redneck if:
Your jack-o-lantern has more teeth than you do.
If your idea of fast food is hitting a deer at 50mph.
If you walk your son to school because you are in the same grade.
If you go to a family reUNION to meet women.
If your mom comes out of the bathroom and says "Y'all come look at this before I flush it!"
You might be a redneck if:
Your jack-o-lantern has more teeth than you do.
If your idea of fast food is hitting a deer at 50mph.
If you walk your son to school because you are in the same grade.
If you go to a family reUNION to meet women.
If your mom comes out of the bathroom and says "Y'all come look at this before I flush it!"

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billythekidmonster: alright, i got a bunch of them. I got these from a book by Gibbs Smith from my Aunt for Christmas titled "Don't Dig For Water Under an Outhouse and other cowboy commandments." don't worry, I only do the redneck ones, not the cowboy ones unless they are completely hilarious. 
alright, here we go. This might be a lot of reading, and definitely a lot of typing and spell checking for me

1. If you spread happiness where you go, not when you go.
2. If you fall in love, (when you can't help it)
3. If your idea of talking down to somebody is when you are on your horse)

Alright, so it was not as good as i remember, but i got some of my own for yer as well.

Here are some of my own:
1. You get upset if you are asked why your neck is red.
2. You carry a shotgun around in your pick up truck.
3. Your idea of a city folk is somebody that has more than 5 channels of television.
4. You spend two hundred dollars on a pair of Dickie overalls.
5. You see this entire thread and think: "Well, I'll be a donkey's ass. That does sound like me"
6. The only dude you will pay to see onstage is Larry the Cable Guy. 
7. The only 3 holidays you know of is Christmas, The first day of hunting season, and the Daytona 500 hundred.
8. You see a Miller Lite Commercial and think: "Wait a second; beer is beer. It taste the same when I'm drunk."
9. You do not think you have ever had a good time until you have passed out in a bar, and slept on the floor drunk all night.
billythekidmonster: alright, i got a bunch of them. I got these from a book by Gibbs Smith from my Aunt for Christmas titled "Don't Dig For Water Under an Outhouse and other cowboy commandments." don't worry, I only do the redneck ones, not the cowboy ones unless they are completely hilarious. 
alright, here we go. This might be a lot of reading, and definitely a lot of typing and spell checking for me

1. If you spread happiness where you go, not when you go.
2. If you fall in love, (when you can't help it)
3. If your idea of talking down to somebody is when you are on your horse)

Alright, so it was not as good as i remember, but i got some of my own for yer as well.

Here are some of my own:
1. You get upset if you are asked why your neck is red.
2. You carry a shotgun around in your pick up truck.
3. Your idea of a city folk is somebody that has more than 5 channels of television.
4. You spend two hundred dollars on a pair of Dickie overalls.
5. You see this entire thread and think: "Well, I'll be a donkey's ass. That does sound like me"
6. The only dude you will pay to see onstage is Larry the Cable Guy. 
7. The only 3 holidays you know of is Christmas, The first day of hunting season, and the Daytona 500 hundred.
8. You see a Miller Lite Commercial and think: "Wait a second; beer is beer. It taste the same when I'm drunk."
9. You do not think you have ever had a good time until you have passed out in a bar, and slept on the floor drunk all night.

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you might be a redneck if you play your acoustic guitar on the rooftop.
you might be a redneck if you play your acoustic guitar on the rooftop.

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Yu might be a red neck if yur gun rack haz a gun rack on it
Yu might be a red neck if yur gun rack haz a gun rack on it


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you might be a redneck if you the only instruments you know of are the banjo and the accordian.

you might be a redneck if you will only drink moonshine.

you might be a redneck if you know every sheriff and cop in the area.
you might be a redneck if you the only instruments you know of are the banjo and the accordian.

you might be a redneck if you will only drink moonshine.

you might be a redneck if you know every sheriff and cop in the area.


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You might be a redneck if you... still have a confederate flag.
You might be a redneck if you... if you pronounce the mer as mur in america.
you might be a redneck if you... talk angrily in a southern accent.
You might be a redneck if you... own many, many guns

Although I think it would be good for me to tell you all that not all us southerners are rednecks, LOL! In fact the majority of us are the opposite, it is only when you go into deep south places like alabama and arizona that you are going to see a lot of rednecks. I would say that Tennessee does have its fair share of rednecks, but not THAT much % of the population.
You might be a redneck if you... still have a confederate flag.
You might be a redneck if you... if you pronounce the mer as mur in america.
you might be a redneck if you... talk angrily in a southern accent.
You might be a redneck if you... own many, many guns

Although I think it would be good for me to tell you all that not all us southerners are rednecks, LOL! In fact the majority of us are the opposite, it is only when you go into deep south places like alabama and arizona that you are going to see a lot of rednecks. I would say that Tennessee does have its fair share of rednecks, but not THAT much % of the population.

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You might be a redneck if your preferred pick up line is

GET IN THE TRUCK!



and it works...
You might be a redneck if your preferred pick up line is

GET IN THE TRUCK!



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