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Here are some funny quotes....

 

06-27-11 07:14 PM
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Here are sum good quotes for ya'll to enjoy

As a wise man once said: "USE THE FREAKING FORCE!!!"

"Drink coffee do stupid things faster"!

You picked me up and you took me home. You put your hands around my waist took my top off. Then you put your lips on mine....Thank God I'm a bottle of Pepsi!


It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

More Quotes to come soon......
Here are sum good quotes for ya'll to enjoy

As a wise man once said: "USE THE FREAKING FORCE!!!"

"Drink coffee do stupid things faster"!

You picked me up and you took me home. You put your hands around my waist took my top off. Then you put your lips on mine....Thank God I'm a bottle of Pepsi!


It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

More Quotes to come soon......
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Hey I like the Pepsi can one
Hey I like the Pepsi can one
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Very funny Hackerman...
MasterRapter : please post a little longer than the "Hey I like the Pepsi can one", it only 7 words, i recommend you to post at least 15 words.
Very funny Hackerman...
MasterRapter : please post a little longer than the "Hey I like the Pepsi can one", it only 7 words, i recommend you to post at least 15 words.
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Those are some funny quotes hackerman, hope I see more
Those are some funny quotes hackerman, hope I see more
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Those are pretty funny.

Did you make them up yourself or did you happen to find them online?
Those are pretty funny.

Did you make them up yourself or did you happen to find them online?
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Someone70 : The Pepsi can one was online but the others were mine
pacman1755 :
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Here are some more quotes I thought it would be fun for other quotes but mine

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Marge Simpson

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Oliver Goldsmith
Someone70 : The Pepsi can one was online but the others were mine
pacman1755 :
Vizzed Ghostblood :
MasterRapter :

Here are some more quotes I thought it would be fun for other quotes but mine

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Marge Simpson

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Oliver Goldsmith
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HA! love these quotes hackerman, especially the Pepsi one!


HA! love these quotes hackerman, especially the Pepsi one!
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HAHAHAHAH funny! I Love those quotes
HAHAHAHAH funny! I Love those quotes
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Ha ha all of them are hilarious, but the pepsi quote is definitely the best.
Ha ha all of them are hilarious, but the pepsi quote is definitely the best.
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Hehe can we all add to this thread by giving our own funny quotes?
my friend actually used this one today :p ...

Why is it called after dark when it really is after light?

and a stupid quote that ive said once and my friends dont let me forget it is when i tryed to get some alchol form a shop when i was underage and they asked me how old i was and i foolishly said

'oh im uh 18... I MEAN 21!' ...fyi i still got served :p


Hehe can we all add to this thread by giving our own funny quotes?
my friend actually used this one today :p ...

Why is it called after dark when it really is after light?

and a stupid quote that ive said once and my friends dont let me forget it is when i tryed to get some alchol form a shop when i was underage and they asked me how old i was and i foolishly said

'oh im uh 18... I MEAN 21!' ...fyi i still got served :p


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Brian can i see that paper for a sec. Huh thats odd i thought that would be big news. You thought what would be big news?There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. Mass awareness regarding an Avian variety. What what are you talking about? Oh have you not heard. It was my understanding that everyone had heard.Heard what? Brian don't! a ba pa bird bird bird the bird is the word a ba pa bird bird bird the bird is the word a ba pa bird bird bird the bird is the word well brian dont you know about the bird well peters gonna tell you about the the bird a ba pa bird bird  a ba pa bird surfing blllllllacheheahashahah.Oh my god peter are you ok? bapa oomamowmowoomowmamow
Brian can i see that paper for a sec. Huh thats odd i thought that would be big news. You thought what would be big news?There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. Mass awareness regarding an Avian variety. What what are you talking about? Oh have you not heard. It was my understanding that everyone had heard.Heard what? Brian don't! a ba pa bird bird bird the bird is the word a ba pa bird bird bird the bird is the word a ba pa bird bird bird the bird is the word well brian dont you know about the bird well peters gonna tell you about the the bird a ba pa bird bird  a ba pa bird surfing blllllllacheheahashahah.Oh my god peter are you ok? bapa oomamowmowoomowmamow
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Ah I don't really see them funny......
Ah I don't really see them funny......
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Winston Churchill once said "mama I may be drunk but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." this is one of my all time favorite quotes.
Winston Churchill once said "mama I may be drunk but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." this is one of my all time favorite quotes.
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Recently, after I made my cousin's 3yo daughter, named Paige, laugh hysterically.

Paige: "You're funny."
Me: "Really? I thought I was boring."
Paige: "You mean like trash cans?"
Recently, after I made my cousin's 3yo daughter, named Paige, laugh hysterically.

Paige: "You're funny."
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Paige: "You mean like trash cans?"
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haha I liked the Pepsi one too. It makes you think.....something. Anyway, those are some pretty good quotes; you should save them somewhere.
haha I liked the Pepsi one too. It makes you think.....something. Anyway, those are some pretty good quotes; you should save them somewhere.
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 "Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!" (Dj 3000, The Simpsons)
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Sometimes clouds have two sides. A dark and light ... and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich."
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Sometimes clouds have two sides. A dark and light ... and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich."
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Sorry, but I didn't laugh at any of those.
Sorry, but I didn't laugh at any of those.
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