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06-19-11 07:27 PM
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Okay so I've started up this new thread for Soviet Russia jokes.  In case you haven't heard one before than I'll start off these jokes with my example.


example: In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!

So start sharing your best jokes Here!
Okay so I've started up this new thread for Soviet Russia jokes.  In case you haven't heard one before than I'll start off these jokes with my example.


example: In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!

So start sharing your best jokes Here!

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This seems familiar...ah well
In America, You play with a ball

In Soviet Russia, The Ball plays you!
This seems familiar...ah well
In America, You play with a ball

In Soviet Russia, The Ball plays you!

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In America you milk a cow
in soviet Russia cow milk you!
In America you milk a cow
in soviet Russia cow milk you!


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did the other soviet russia joke thread get closed down? anyway

i soviet russia dog walks YOU o.O
did the other soviet russia joke thread get closed down? anyway

i soviet russia dog walks YOU o.O

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In Soviet Russia, store rob you!

You look up into the sky, and see a curious form flying down towards you. It is a Hydreigon, and it lands in front of you and says...



In Soviet Russia, store rob you!

The Hydreigon, finished speaking, spreads its six black wings and flies off to who knows where...

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In Soviet Russia, you don't eat the Sandwich... The Sandwich eats YOU.

In Soviet Russia, you don't eat the Sandwich... The Sandwich eats YOU.

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Here is another for everyone.
In soviet Russia pets feed you.
Here is another for everyone.
In soviet Russia pets feed you.


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In Soviet Russia, lunch eats Matt.
In Soviet Russia, lunch eats Matt.

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In America you type on Computer
In Soviet Russia Computer type you.
In America you type on Computer
In Soviet Russia Computer type you.

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The one I always heard was "In Soviet Russia, road fork you!"
The one I always heard was "In Soviet Russia, road fork you!"

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In Soviet Russia, Youtube watches you
In Soviet Russia, America Laughs & Make Joke out of YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Drugs are addicted to you
In Soviet Russia, Elmo tickles you
In Soviet Russia, Ebay sells you
In Soviet Russia, Ronald Mcdonald laughs at you
In Soviet Russia, GoDaddy is Your daddy
In Soviet Russia, Youtube watches you
In Soviet Russia, America Laughs & Make Joke out of YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Drugs are addicted to you
In Soviet Russia, Elmo tickles you
In Soviet Russia, Ebay sells you
In Soviet Russia, Ronald Mcdonald laughs at you
In Soviet Russia, GoDaddy is Your daddy


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In Soviet Russia, The Food eats YOU.

In Soviet Russia, the bed sleeps on YOU.

In Soviet Russia, The Keyboard types on YOU.



In Soviet Russia, The Food eats YOU.

In Soviet Russia, the bed sleeps on YOU.

In Soviet Russia, The Keyboard types on YOU.

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In America, you wear deodorant.

In Soviet Russia, deodorant wear you.



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In soviet Russia they tell in America jokes

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In soviet Russia the can sprays you!


In soviet Russia the can sprays you!

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In Soviet Russia the Pokemon catches YOU!


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In Soviet Russia, game plays YOU.
In Soviet Russia, game plays YOU.

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In Soviet Russia, Absolute Virtue can't kill YOU!
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In soviet russia, car drives YOU!
In soviet russia, road forks you!
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