big fat cat :
WarpStarFerret :
UserMike :
Zamiel :
legacyme3 :

Welcome men women.

Welcome to the Warp Zone. I am your leader, Cactuar. I will lead you guiz to secret areas of the unknown mysteries, solving the Mysterious Mysteries... of Mystery.

REMEMBER! If you want to have a better experience, we should recruit more members. But I wanted to get this started quickly, to keep people interested. The sign up thread is still open here. If you are unhappy with the characters currently available, suggest one to me and I'll get it up.

NOW, ON TO BUSINESS

Our goal is to find the Vizzed Cannon of Doom (and slay some zombiez along the way), and all around have a good time DIE HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATHS. However, we need to decide on our first location to visit. Here are some ideas I have been brainstorming.

A) A Zombie Infested Pyramid
B) HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE Nuclear Facility
C) Mars

Lemme know what you guys think.

Thanks,

~Cactuar

the_casualty : A zombie infested pyramid without a doubt! That sounds pretty kickass imo

Sephitard9001 : Good idea. I will put it into consideration.

*New Age Retro Hippie warps in*

dkmec20 : Welcome.

Zombie infested pyramid without a doubt!

I've been practicing my Zombie Survival Techniques lately, so we should go to Mars. Only if there are aliens. HOSTILE aliens.

tj4bigred : Oh yes, there will definitely be aliens. It wouldn't be any fun without 'em.

Good *does finger pyramid of evil contemplation.*

RADIOACTIVE MUTANTS AHOY!!! Let's vaporize the freakish mutant experiments in the nuclear facility (There had better be some!!! ) first. Yes. Kefka needs to study them to decipher the secrets of their creation... Yes... *Evil Kefka Laugh* --Words do it no justice.

An underwater haunted doll factory. That's where Scruffy wants to go, mmhmm.

Pyramid is a second.

Head 1: I LIKE WAFFLES.
Head 2: SHUT UP YOU!
Head 1: WE LIKE DOLLIES.
Head 2: SHUT UP YOU!
Head 1: So, uh, I found a crayon, do I win?

alexanyways : THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY AT ALL.

Nice job.

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We shall go to the Zombie Infested Pyramids, because I said so.

As we enter the Pyramid, we hear a moaning noise. Intrigued (because we're always intrigued), we all wonder what it is.

SHALL WE:

A) Continue into the pyramid

or

B) Leave because we're pansies

The first person to post with an answer decides.

Kefka says ONWARD MARCH!!! Kefka needs specimens to dissect... Yessss.....

(i.e. we go to pyramid now. )

WarpStarFerret : Ok, lets do it.

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Ok, so we walk down this large corridor, into this empty room with no doors. We start wandering around, investigating, when the walls start collapsing in on us. (wow, I couldn't see that coming )

Now we have a problem. Upon looking forward, I see two buttons, one colored Red and the other Blue. Which one do we press?






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RED RED KEFKA SAYS RED!!! Red looks more likely to turn up specimens for Kefka... Yeeessss....

Press em both......*eats potato chip*

WarpStarFerret : Go crazy guy go!

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So Kefka leaps forward and presses the Red switch. Unfourtantely, this causes spikes to pop out of the walls. Frantic, I press the Blue button. This causes bombs to fall from above.

Now seemingly screwed, and wanting things to end, I run towards the wall. I run through it like it was air. Looking back, I see that it was really a hologram! I tell the rest of the crew to follow me.

......

Before long we run into our next problem. Once again, we run into a blank room. However, this time there are three levers on the floor. On the wall, there is an inscription.

"I LIKE CRAYONS!"

That will really help us.

There is also a bowl of jello on the floor.

Should we

A)Pull one of the levers

or

B)Pick up the bowl of jello

alexanyways : I NEED YOUR INPUT MAN.

Head 1: WOW. LOOK AT THIS GRAPH.



Head 2: QUIET DONKEY.
Head 1: I like jello

FOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!! *Picks up Jello Bowl* Kefka thinks this needs to be tested for poison first... *Force feeds legacyme3 jello to see if it's poison*

WarpStarFerret : WAIT NO!

*Bag of badly drawn potato chips (leggy) turns into a Zombie*

NOW WHAT?

SPECIMEN!!!!!!!!!!! *Pulls diabolical science table thingy out of thin air* Kefka must see how that jello worked!!! *Dissects leggy* Ah-HA!!! This caused it!!! *Pours acid on strange mutant growth thingy, somehow reviving leggy* Huh. That's what that does. Fascinating...

legacyme3 : :3