Okay, I've been asking for help, because somebody told me to "break a leg".

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110315203624AAPluVD


These members helped me. But they were a bit satirical.
pennylessz- Consume a ton of liquid, until your body has turned into a gas, your leg will soon also deteriorate and will technically be broken. Thats the only way it works.
Didowe- Requirements: able to accept extreme pain(12:44am)
Didowe- Steps12:44am)
Didowe 1: get someone to plan to call an ambulance after you break it(12:45am)
Didowe- 2: Get the person to be infront of your landing spot(12:45am)
Didowe- 3: Go to the 4th floor of the building planned(12:45am)
Didowe- 4: Jump(12:45am)
Didowe- 5: Face the extremee pain while your friend calls an ambulance(12:45am)
Didowe- 6: Prey you don't die(12:45am)
Didowe- 7: ?????(12:45am)
Didowe- 8: PROFIT
BTowns- umm.... weird question lol(12:37am)
BTowns- freeze it with liquid nitrogen, then smash it with a baseball bat


And others on Yahoo Helped too.

But they all didn't work. Can somebody please help me?

Ollie on your skateboard down a flight of at least 10 or more stairs without landing straight , that should do it.

tRIUNE : It doesn't smash steel.

1. Catch all of the Pokemon, then get your Diploma.
2. Go to Saffron City
3. Press A B A B A B Start Select A A, and then a helicopter will crash in front of you.
4. A man will come out. Give him your 6 strongest Pokemon.
5. Then you have to battle him! You must win with 6 LVL 5 Magikarps.
6. Once you win, go into the Pokemon Center, and release all of your Pokemon except for the 6 Magikarps you fought with earlier.
7. Restart the game.
8. You will see a secret pr0n scene between Ash and Misty!

the_casualty : That doesn't break a leg. That's just a quick way to watch pxlpr0n.

Sit on your leg for hours on end then break it

alexanyways : Watching pxlpr0n automatically breaks your leg.

the_casualty : OHHHH! I get it! Thanks.

But I need more answers!

Okay, and I have another question.

Can a spanish person solve this?

Click here.

AND

Why don't we care about Jimmy cracking corn?

Click here.

the_casualty :
geeogree :
pennylessz :

Your opinions matter.

I skipped over that steel part, why not put it in a machine press, a good one with at least 1/2 ton pressure, that will do it.

tRIUNE : That problem was solved, look at the new ones.

We can't not school go in Mtn. Dew land, duh.

the_casualty : My mom told me that. But I denied it.

LOL, okay I did...dude I don't comprehend the questions...oh well, I think I'm too old to get the point

tRIUNE : I think I'm too old to ask these questions.

alexanyways : I'm too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old to be too old... mind boggling.

the_casualty : Now, I'm being fun here, that's spam. And it's not in one of the designated forums either, so that's not good.

alexanyways : D: That is not spam. I made sure it did not go over 100 words, and I only repeated it like... twenty times

*runs away*

the_casualty : It's still bad. I'm gonna have to penalize you.

*chases with baseball bat covered in spikes and lemon juice*

You know what else is bad? Sandwich posting. HA. NOW YOU'RE THE ONE AT FAULT.

Anyways, back to the questions....

How about you just burn down all of the schools within a hundred mile radius of your house? Then you won't have to go to school at all.