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Whats the worst excuse you could say when you get pulled over by a cop?

 

03-03-11 07:20 PM
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Whats the worst thing you could say to a cop when you get pulled over? You can set up a funny situation like
Cop: "Please step out of the car ma'am!"
Driver: "Oh was I speeding? How hard was it to catch up with me?"
Cop: "You were going 30 ma'am!"
Driver: "Nope I went 30 so you'd see me and 90 to get away!"

Like that. Or just do a funny excuse like in this picture.

NOTE: I put this in the Adults sub forum because technically if you have a license your an adult.






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Whats the worst thing you could say to a cop when you get pulled over? You can set up a funny situation like
Cop: "Please step out of the car ma'am!"
Driver: "Oh was I speeding? How hard was it to catch up with me?"
Cop: "You were going 30 ma'am!"
Driver: "Nope I went 30 so you'd see me and 90 to get away!"

Like that. Or just do a funny excuse like in this picture.

NOTE: I put this in the Adults sub forum because technically if you have a license your an adult.






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Cop: "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
Driver: "Oink?"
Cop: "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
Driver: "Oink?"
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Cop- Uh sir, you almost crashed into that car three blocks back... any explanation
Dude- Yeah, I'm drunk.
Cop- Uh sir, you almost crashed into that car three blocks back... any explanation
Dude- Yeah, I'm drunk.
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Cops came to me once. I said "me no speaky english" lol. I was almost sent back to mexico until they realized that I was born on us soil
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Cop: You had any drinks this evening?
Driver: I am sotally tober ocifer, I swear.
Cop: You had any drinks this evening?
Driver: I am sotally tober ocifer, I swear.
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I'll go with the dumb and dumber quote:

Cop: Pull over
Lloyd: No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
I'll go with the dumb and dumber quote:

Cop: Pull over
Lloyd: No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
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Person: Officer that tree just jumped right out infront of me.

Cop: Sir have you been drinking tonight.

Person: NO

Cop: say your A.b.c's

person: abecdfqugtrjkliomvnxrspoiuy

Cop: Sir wi gotta take you down to the station.
Person: Officer that tree just jumped right out infront of me.

Cop: Sir have you been drinking tonight.

Person: NO

Cop: say your A.b.c's

person: abecdfqugtrjkliomvnxrspoiuy

Cop: Sir wi gotta take you down to the station.
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Cop:Why were you speeding

Person:oh it must have been my Toyota

Copir you don't even have a Toyota
Cop:Why were you speeding

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Cop: I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding.

Person: Can you just give me a warning? This is my fourth speeding ticket this week!

Cop: I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding.

Person: Can you just give me a warning? This is my fourth speeding ticket this week!

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He pulls you up for drunk driving and you say:

"Hey, let me go and ill give you a beer!"
He pulls you up for drunk driving and you say:

"Hey, let me go and ill give you a beer!"
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"I am a funeral director, the law does not bother a hearse on the highway at any speed. But this one time I had a time to be at an out of town crematory, and I was in a van, taking an unembalmed body to be cremated and he got me at 90 mph on the Interstate, when he stopped me and asked what was my hurry, I said, 'Brother, I have to be at a crematory in an hour or I'll miss my appointment time and they will be closing for the weekend.' He said, 'So.... ' I said, 'Take a whiff in the back, he stuck he head in the side window and jerked it back out and said sir hurry along and be careful."
"I am a funeral director, the law does not bother a hearse on the highway at any speed. But this one time I had a time to be at an out of town crematory, and I was in a van, taking an unembalmed body to be cremated and he got me at 90 mph on the Interstate, when he stopped me and asked what was my hurry, I said, 'Brother, I have to be at a crematory in an hour or I'll miss my appointment time and they will be closing for the weekend.' He said, 'So.... ' I said, 'Take a whiff in the back, he stuck he head in the side window and jerked it back out and said sir hurry along and be careful."
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Officer: why where you speeding sir

Driver : I was hurrying home to watch Officer Jenny on pokemon

Officer: why where you speeding sir

Driver : I was hurrying home to watch Officer Jenny on pokemon

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Officer: Why were you going so fast?

Driver: Sorry officer, I was eating my donuts while driving. Want some?
Officer: Why were you going so fast?

Driver: Sorry officer, I was eating my donuts while driving. Want some?
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Cop pulls you over for speeding.
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"errr"
"90 mile an hour, sir"
"uh oh, well you see I have this thing called "Fastifilous", I can't go under 80 miles an hour, sir."
"LIIIEEEEEZZZZ, sir, please step out of the car."
"damn"
Cop pulls you over for speeding.
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"errr"
"90 mile an hour, sir"
"uh oh, well you see I have this thing called "Fastifilous", I can't go under 80 miles an hour, sir."
"LIIIEEEEEZZZZ, sir, please step out of the car."
"damn"
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Always keep a box of doughnuts in ur car...
Cop:"Do you know why i pulled you over??"
You:" Cuz you could smell it!?"

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Always keep a box of doughnuts in ur car...
Cop:"Do you know why i pulled you over??"
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Person: Fast enough for the dead body to fly out of the trunk?
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Person: Fast enough for the dead body to fly out of the trunk?
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cop: sir your underaged, you have no lincesnse, your driving a car from tokyo and it was black marketed, your taking crack an african and ecudorian is in the back of the trunk the music is too loud your not wearing a seat belt you destroyed 20 cars ran 25 red lights youve been running over people, you made 12 ilegal u turns, and worst of all you got glazed chocolate donuts and your not sharing what do you have to say.

me: im a midgit and i just shaved. imma clone of you i just was disartess, were in tokyo your just in a maraje, thats candy, those are robots, thats your music, im wearing an invisble seat belt, no i didnt, the lights were painted i thought they were coins i made n thurns not u turns, and there mine im not sharing.
cop: youre coming with me mainly cause of the donuts

me: dang it
cop: sir your underaged, you have no lincesnse, your driving a car from tokyo and it was black marketed, your taking crack an african and ecudorian is in the back of the trunk the music is too loud your not wearing a seat belt you destroyed 20 cars ran 25 red lights youve been running over people, you made 12 ilegal u turns, and worst of all you got glazed chocolate donuts and your not sharing what do you have to say.

me: im a midgit and i just shaved. imma clone of you i just was disartess, were in tokyo your just in a maraje, thats candy, those are robots, thats your music, im wearing an invisble seat belt, no i didnt, the lights were painted i thought they were coins i made n thurns not u turns, and there mine im not sharing.
cop: youre coming with me mainly cause of the donuts

me: dang it
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Cop : sir why did u threw that bag full of donut while u were speeding?

Me: to throw it at ya so u can enjoy and not give me a ticket for speeding
Cop : sir why did u threw that bag full of donut while u were speeding?

Me: to throw it at ya so u can enjoy and not give me a ticket for speeding
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