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Whats the worst excuse you could say when you get pulled over by a cop?

 

03-03-11 07:20 PM
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Whats the worst thing you could say to a cop when you get pulled over? You can set up a funny situation like
Cop: "Please step out of the car ma'am!"
Driver: "Oh was I speeding? How hard was it to catch up with me?"
Cop: "You were going 30 ma'am!"
Driver: "Nope I went 30 so you'd see me and 90 to get away!"

Like that. Or just do a funny excuse like in this picture.

NOTE: I put this in the Adults sub forum because technically if you have a license your an adult.






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Whats the worst thing you could say to a cop when you get pulled over? You can set up a funny situation like
Cop: "Please step out of the car ma'am!"
Driver: "Oh was I speeding? How hard was it to catch up with me?"
Cop: "You were going 30 ma'am!"
Driver: "Nope I went 30 so you'd see me and 90 to get away!"

Like that. Or just do a funny excuse like in this picture.

NOTE: I put this in the Adults sub forum because technically if you have a license your an adult.






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Cop: "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
Driver: "Oink?"
Cop: "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
Driver: "Oink?"

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Cop- Uh sir, you almost crashed into that car three blocks back... any explanation
Dude- Yeah, I'm drunk.

Cop- Uh sir, you almost crashed into that car three blocks back... any explanation
Dude- Yeah, I'm drunk.

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Cop: You had any drinks this evening?
Driver: I am sotally tober ocifer, I swear.
Cop: You had any drinks this evening?
Driver: I am sotally tober ocifer, I swear.

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I'll go with the dumb and dumber quote:

Cop: Pull over
Lloyd: No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
I'll go with the dumb and dumber quote:

Cop: Pull over
Lloyd: No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

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Person: Officer that tree just jumped right out infront of me.

Cop: Sir have you been drinking tonight.

Person: NO

Cop: say your A.b.c's

person: abecdfqugtrjkliomvnxrspoiuy

Cop: Sir wi gotta take you down to the station.

Person: Officer that tree just jumped right out infront of me.

Cop: Sir have you been drinking tonight.

Person: NO

Cop: say your A.b.c's

person: abecdfqugtrjkliomvnxrspoiuy

Cop: Sir wi gotta take you down to the station.

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Cop:Why were you speeding

Person:oh it must have been my Toyota

Copir you don't even have a Toyota

Cop:Why were you speeding

Person:oh it must have been my Toyota

Copir you don't even have a Toyota

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Cop: I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding.

Person: Can you just give me a warning? This is my fourth speeding ticket this week!

Cop: I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding.

Person: Can you just give me a warning? This is my fourth speeding ticket this week!



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He pulls you up for drunk driving and you say:

"Hey, let me go and ill give you a beer!"
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He pulls you up for drunk driving and you say:

"Hey, let me go and ill give you a beer!"

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"I am a funeral director, the law does not bother a hearse on the highway at any speed. But this one time I had a time to be at an out of town crematory, and I was in a van, taking an unembalmed body to be cremated and he got me at 90 mph on the Interstate, when he stopped me and asked what was my hurry, I said, 'Brother, I have to be at a crematory in an hour or I'll miss my appointment time and they will be closing for the weekend.' He said, 'So.... ' I said, 'Take a whiff in the back, he stuck he head in the side window and jerked it back out and said sir hurry along and be careful."

"I am a funeral director, the law does not bother a hearse on the highway at any speed. But this one time I had a time to be at an out of town crematory, and I was in a van, taking an unembalmed body to be cremated and he got me at 90 mph on the Interstate, when he stopped me and asked what was my hurry, I said, 'Brother, I have to be at a crematory in an hour or I'll miss my appointment time and they will be closing for the weekend.' He said, 'So.... ' I said, 'Take a whiff in the back, he stuck he head in the side window and jerked it back out and said sir hurry along and be careful."

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Officer: why where you speeding sir

Driver : I was hurrying home to watch Officer Jenny on pokemon


Officer: why where you speeding sir

Driver : I was hurrying home to watch Officer Jenny on pokemon



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Officer: Why were you going so fast?

Driver: Sorry officer, I was eating my donuts while driving. Want some?

Officer: Why were you going so fast?

Driver: Sorry officer, I was eating my donuts while driving. Want some?

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Cop pulls you over for speeding.
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"errr"
"90 mile an hour, sir"
"uh oh, well you see I have this thing called "Fastifilous", I can't go under 80 miles an hour, sir."
"LIIIEEEEEZZZZ, sir, please step out of the car."
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Cop pulls you over for speeding.
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"errr"
"90 mile an hour, sir"
"uh oh, well you see I have this thing called "Fastifilous", I can't go under 80 miles an hour, sir."
"LIIIEEEEEZZZZ, sir, please step out of the car."
"damn"

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Always keep a box of doughnuts in ur car...
Cop:"Do you know why i pulled you over??"
You:" Cuz you could smell it!?"

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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Person: Fast enough for the dead body to fly out of the trunk?
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cop: sir your underaged, you have no lincesnse, your driving a car from tokyo and it was black marketed, your taking crack an african and ecudorian is in the back of the trunk the music is too loud your not wearing a seat belt you destroyed 20 cars ran 25 red lights youve been running over people, you made 12 ilegal u turns, and worst of all you got glazed chocolate donuts and your not sharing what do you have to say.

me: im a midgit and i just shaved. imma clone of you i just was disartess, were in tokyo your just in a maraje, thats candy, those are robots, thats your music, im wearing an invisble seat belt, no i didnt, the lights were painted i thought they were coins i made n thurns not u turns, and there mine im not sharing.
cop: youre coming with me mainly cause of the donuts

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cop: sir your underaged, you have no lincesnse, your driving a car from tokyo and it was black marketed, your taking crack an african and ecudorian is in the back of the trunk the music is too loud your not wearing a seat belt you destroyed 20 cars ran 25 red lights youve been running over people, you made 12 ilegal u turns, and worst of all you got glazed chocolate donuts and your not sharing what do you have to say.

me: im a midgit and i just shaved. imma clone of you i just was disartess, were in tokyo your just in a maraje, thats candy, those are robots, thats your music, im wearing an invisble seat belt, no i didnt, the lights were painted i thought they were coins i made n thurns not u turns, and there mine im not sharing.
cop: youre coming with me mainly cause of the donuts

me: dang it

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Cop : sir why did u threw that bag full of donut while u were speeding?

Me: to throw it at ya so u can enjoy and not give me a ticket for speeding




Cop : sir why did u threw that bag full of donut while u were speeding?

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