Hello crew, and welcome aboard to RANDOM SUPER AWESOME ROLE PLAYING MEOW TIME SEQUEL.


After spinoff, ripoff, danceoff, standoff, Awards, and Murder Arrests, I have returned from the sun, to call you by name for our next adventure. Now who want's to die, er-, I mean, have a nice pie?

Now, when you carved your names into the chalkboard with that glass, Klown accidentally used the chalkboard as a torture table, so your names got scratched off with the acidic blood and tears from his captives, so what I ask of you is to, in favor of Klown, to write your names on the buttocks of the same captive he's held. I hope you didn't eat your glass, you'll need it now.

Me name is Cap'n Jimmy, and I be one of the most raginest scourges of the 7 seas of the Land of V. I be back from the sun, and you best reckon the day that I killed you all, along with me first mate, Klown.

I was wearin' teh only magical scuba suit aboard the train, and I be survivin. Klown is made of steel, so now he's tougher, because he be 10000 degrees Celcius as we be speakin.

Where ye be you might ask. We be in the greatest and largest of Banana space crafts.


Aye, I be gatherin up the masses for their re-sign-ation.
bigNATE : (The last dewbender)
vizwiz123 : (British knight dude)
legacyme3 : (Cheap Sonic imitation)
the_casualty : (Cheap Bart Simpson imitation)
Klown : (Not a person)
tj4bigred : (Skilled with milk and fruit)
Robert7 : (BloomerGuy Strikes Back!)
Zephyr : (Sir not-appearing-in-this-game)
Geldra : (Random brain stealer)
Choko453 : (Sneaky Beiber)

Once you all be backin up the port. All hands to the deck and I be swellin up the rulens. Mainly the MiniMall and the Banana Butt Timelines, which tell you what is happening every day.

That be all for now.

*carves name into butt*

I noticed in the timelines you said that we need to pick our roommates. Do we say them here or do we say them there?

Do we just pick whoever we want? If so idk who I want to pick.

Choko453 : сαɾṿε ÿøυɾ ṉαṃε ïṉτø τhε вυττøсќṡ, αṉḋ τhεṉ ώε'll ταlќ.
the_casualty :

ÿøυ ṡαÿ τhεṃ ïṉ τhε τïṃεlïṉεṡ.

*carves name into buttocks*
....Ok now what?

*carves name* Okey dokey, let's get started!
Sorry 'bout the delay y'all, grocery stores have no respect for dew benders. They think that just because the Mountain Dew happens to naturally float towards me that I'm stealing it or something!
OOH, racetrack!!!

Choko453 : Yes, you pick whoever you want. Post in the timeline thread your choice.

bigNATE : You do steal it. Klown owns every Costco and Wal Mart in the Americas, and he takes very rudely to your acts.

Wow, does Klown have like $9934803280324343249042308989032480089423890089234890324802349 or something?

Klown : Do ya?

the_casualty : ṉø, ɾαṉḋÿ τɾαṿïṡ ṡυεḋ ṃε ƒøɾ ṃølεṡτατïøṉ. ï øṉlÿ hαṿε $432в ṉøώ.

alexanyways : Oh, but I don't shop there. I go to Giant . Sometimes Safeway or Target.

bigNATE : Target is part of Walmart, secretly, of course. And Giant Tiger, that's owned by the_casualty, the elephant butler. And he's Klown, secretly. Just kidding, he's just Klown's alter ego. The real Klown is somebody else.

alexanyways : ÿøυ, εɾ, ƒøɾģøτ ṡαÆ’εώαÿ.
bigNATE : ï hαṿε, εɾ, сøṉτɾøl øƒ ṡαÆ’εώαÿ τøø, αlτhøυģh ṃøṡτ ρεøρlε ώøυlḋ ṉεṿεɾ вε αвlε τø ĕģυɾε τhατ øυτ.

Don't you forget me now! *carves name from 6 feet away*
Now, I shall commence laziness mode within 6 short minutes... Maybe 3
Hopefully I can choose who I'm going to partner with before I get stuck alone again >.>

I actually have no clue what "Giant Tiger" is... so of course I own it!

*sloppily carves name*

ZOMG, I'M LIEK, SO REDDY 4 THIS GAME!!1!ONE!

So uh, where should we go...? The Wal*Mart seems too crowded, and Costco has too many short people which are my secret weakness whom I love.

(carves name in CURSIVE!)
I'm ready to go!!! Let's do this.
*slurps down banana smoothie*

BloomerGuy : Try to go to your cabin, I left a few video games.

I dunno if I should write my name or not... if i write it i WILL appear in this game and my name would be incorrect...if i don't write it i wouldn't even be in this game therefore my name doesn't exist... AHHH!!! paradox!!!!

(writes name anyways and gets sucked into a plot hole)

Um, O.K. Alex.

*goes to cabin*

ZOMG, it's Legend of BloomerGuy: The Lost Bloomer Tales!

Sir not-appearing-in-this-game : What is so incorrect about your name? I think it fits very well.

As for me... well, I'mma go play some Zelda and try to stay away from Klown's Dew :/.