Welcome to Random Super Awesome Role Playing Meow Time Sequel, the highly awaited sequel to Random Super Awesome Role Playing Story Time Fun. This is the second full game in the RSARPS SAGA. (Saga doesn't mean anything, but I wanted it to be in caps).

After spinoff, ripoff, danceoff, standoff, Awards, and Murder Arrests, I have returned from the sun, to call you by name for our next adventure. Now who want's to die...

...their hair...

Now, when you carved your names into the chalkboard with that glass, Klown accidentally used the chalkboard as a torture table, so your names got scratched off with the acidic blood and tears from his captives, so what I ask of you is to, in favor of Klown, to write your names on the buttocks of the same captive he's held. I hope you didn't eat your glass, you'll need it now.

Videogamegod : (Small talk monster)
big fat cat : (Eww, covered in hairballs)
jmc1097 : (50 Cent's stunt double)
rendezvous564 : (French fry salesman)
MegaRevolution1 : (Blue haired weirdo (First Place in RSARPSTF))
SilverMaestro : (Coated in silver so he doesn't conduct murder.)
Robert7 : (BloomerGuy Strikes Back! (2nd Place in RSARPSTF))
vizwiz123 : (The guy who pees on moneys. (3rd Place in RSARPSTF))
Crono : (J-Rock Star)
billythekidmonster : (Space Cowboy)
the_casualty : (Tom, the casualty)
supernerd117 : (BloomerGuy's arch nemisis)
sophielove23 : (sophiesaurus REX!)
legacyme3 : (Sonic's cheap SONY rip-off.)
dragondan : (Another SONY ripoff)
bigNATE : (Broken glass eating dew bender)
Zamiel : (Sweet nothings monster victim)
hnnn : (Dirty seagull)
Hypernova786: (Ditto (The Pokemon))
Klown : (Minion from beyond.)

When you sign the crap infested buttocks, you'll be transported into space, where we'll be holding our adventure this year. It's a spaceship that is a banana. It is 1000x larger than a normal banana, and 100x bigger than the train. This banana has special doors that open as if it's from Star Trek.


Now, my elephant butler, he's coming on the ride this year, and he's gonna be operator of the PA system. Don't be freaked out if he spills tequila on your hair, he has a drinking problem. So he'll be in rehab until big fat cat comes back, so , I'll write until you come back.

Anyways, sign back up, and enjoy your new satin clothing and non stick frying pans for you to play with until it starts.

Yay! The RP has finally started! And it's in space too! Even better! Oh joy! Anyway....

*signs crap infested buttocks with feather and ink*

There. I feel so proud.

jmc1097 : ÿøυ ατε ÿøυɾ ģlαṡṡ?

τhατ'ṡ ḋïṡģυṡτïṉģ αṉḋ ώɾøṉģ. ÿøυ'ɾε ṡυρρøṡεḋ τø ɾαïṡε ïτ, ṉøτ εατ ïτ.

ќløώṉ ɾερøɾτïṉģ ƒøɾ ḋυτÿ. løсќεḋ αṉḋ løαḋεḋ.

Klown : I'll eat you in a minute, considering I didn't even refer to glass in my last post.

jmc1097 : I think he's referring to the fact that you were given glass earlier to write on the chalkboard, and he wanted you to write your name into the buttocks.

Oh, OK. That's slightly inhumane, but hey, I'll mutilate things for Klown.

*signs buttocks the PROPER way*

There we go!

*walks up to Klown and takes some of his makeup*

Thanks pal.

*signs buttocks with the makeup, then takes a glass, breaks it into a million pieces and emblazons name into the buttocks*

*chops off both pinky fingers*

Never touch me, or go near me again, or, I'll, um-, even it out for you.

legacyme3 : Wow, that's tough.

I guess you'll have to live on without those fingers for the rest of your life. Knowing Klown, he enchanted those fingers to be unrepairable.

*grows 3rd and 4th arms from touching Klown's makeup*

Somehow, I think I'll manage.

*сhøρṡ øƒƒ 3ɾḋ αṉḋ 4τh αɾṃṡ ώïτh вαÿøṉετ*

*εṉсhαṉτṡ lεģαсÿṃε3 ώïτh ṡτïсќÃ¿ ģlυε, ρɾεṿεṉτïṉģ αṉÿτhïṉģ εlṡε Æ’ɾøṃ ģɾøώïṉģ.*

*spits on Klown and washes away all his makeup*

Not so tough now huh?

*dices Klown with a chainsaw*

That was unprovoked. Don't touch me. =P

legacyme3 : lïṡτεṉ hεɾε, ÿøυ ïḋïøτïс сɾεερ, ï сαṉ'τ вε сhøρρεḋ ïṉ ρïεсεṡ, αṡ ï'ṃ ṃαḋε øƒ α ɾαɾε τÿρε øƒ ṡќÃ¯ṉ-lïќε ṡτεεl, ï сαṉ'τ hαṿε ṃαќευρ ώαṡhεḋ øƒƒ øƒ ṃε, вεсαυṡε ṃÿ ṡќÃ¯ṉ ïṡ ɾεαllÿ lïќε τhατ, αṉḋ Æ’υll øƒ ṡсαɾṡ, αṉḋ ï сαṉṉøτ ṡhαṿε ṃÿ сhïṉ, вεсαυṡε ïτ'ṡ ṉøτ hαïɾ, ïτ'ṡ вαɾвεḋ ώïɾε.

*removes Klown's party hat*

Humiliation =P Gotta love it.

legacyme3 :

You shouldn't have done that.

legacyme3 :

α ) ώhεṉ τhατ hατ ïṡ ɾεṃøṿεḋ, ïτ τυɾṉṡ ïṉτø α hαṉḋ ģɾεṉαḋε. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS.
в ) ïτ'ṡ вølτεḋ ïṉτø ṃÿ вɾαïṉ.
с ) ïƒ ÿøυ ḋø αṉÿτhïṉģ εlṡε τø ṃε, ï'ṃ ṉøτ ģøṉṉα lετ ÿøυ ρlαÿ ïṉ τhïṡ ģαṃε.

5.
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1...

*freezes up*

*places it down and uses superspeed powers to run away from the grenade*

SAFE!

*hides until more people show up*

*grenade appears in legacyme3's hand when he's hiding.*

BANG!
Whoops, now you lost an index finger!

*curses*

DANG YOU AND YOUR GODMODDING!

*looks up cheat codes*

*finds none*

*cries over loss of finger*

*gets over it*

*walks over to alex*

'Sup?

*spits glass out* oh...my bad. *wipes crap covered spot clean with Klown's barbed wire hair*
ok, R-E-N-D-E-Q...oops...
*erases with ketchup**signs rest of name*...there.
Beam me up, Scotty!